Jennie Garth pretended to be Amanda Bynes‘ sister on TV, so right off the bat that qualifies her to help what’s starting to look more and more like a schizophrenic attempting to self-medicate by turning moving vehicles into bongs on wheels. In fact, I’m amazed somebody didn’t call Jennie Garth sooner, she’s practically a doctor in this situation. Via Us Magazine:
“I tried reaching out to her and I haven’t been able to reach her,” said Garth, a single mother of three. “My heart feels for whatever she is going through and I love her dearly.”
Granted, I probably shouldn’t make fun of Jennie Garth for genuinely trying to help, but you almost have to marvel at the human ego because it literally can make you believe that your voice is the one that will cause a person’s brain to suddenly stop scrambling itself. Which is why I never try to help in these situations, and also because my ego tells me I’m too handsome and will just end up making medical science lazy. “Can’t we just have the sexy man do it?” it’ll say instead of running those tests then – BOOM! – we’re all dead in a landfill because Gwyneth Paltrow shook hands with a chef in Japan. I’d never be able to live with myself.
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Move and I will snap your neck like a chicken!
Kendra Wilkinson in 4 years.
“I tried reaching out to her and I haven’t been able to reach her,” said Garth, a single mother of three.
There is nothing I hate more than this kind of bullshit… She’s not a fucking ‘single mother’. That has such a hard-done-by tone to it and makes me sick since she has a shit-ton of money and is doing just fine. Ugh. Fuck you US Magazine.
There were a bunch of blind items that sounded like those two, about how Amanda used to walk around the backstage area naked and used to have loud sex everywhere just to embarrass Jenni, and used to come on to Jenni’s husband. It was the consensus that they hated eachother’s guts.
Jennie.
You’re turning me on.
“Go onnnnnnn…”
hehehehee
I can only find this much.
http://www.dlisted.com/2012/03/12/blind-items-i-guess-you-guess
“huge collection of homemade porn”??
Yes! It should be a matter of weeks im guessing
I find that hard to believe, but then again you never know what goes on behind the scenes on these shows.
Is she full of herself? I can never tell. I always confuse arrogance with condescension… or was it bitchiness.
mm… yup. totally still would.
It’s good to stand up straight- unless your spine is visible through your sternum.
she can come talk to me anytime.
I don’t like talking to people who kill my buzz either.
wtf does she expect Amanda Bynes to answer her phone – doesn’t she realize how hard it is to handle a lighter, weed pipe, vodka bottle, and drive all at the same time? Answering her phone would be downright dangerous and irresponsible of her! Good for you, Amanda, for observing proper safety and not answering your cel phone!
I’d take an Amanda/Jennie sandwich anytime.
who cares? they’re both irrelevant has beens
Poor Amanda better come to her senses soon before it’s too late. Maybe she’s just finally going through her rebellious phase. Hoping she doesn’t cause too much damage.
Jennie Garth hates her. What a liar