Amanda Bynes Is All Better

August 1st, 2013 // 16 Comments
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Amanda Bynes is apparently responding so well to medication that she isn’t talking to herself and has even stopped calling people “ugly” which has to be some sort of medical miracle. TMZ reports:

Our sources say Amanda responded quickly and dramatically. We’re told in the last 3 days, Amanda has stopped talking to herself and stopped insulting people. To the contrary, we’re told she’s become downright polite, even saying “please” and “thank you.” She has shown no signs of violence.
The progress is all the more stunning because these cocktails are notoriously difficult to gauge — getting the right combination of meds with the right doses is something of a crap shoot. Our sources say the meds take 7 to 10 days to fully kick in, so they’re not declaring victory yet, but they’re optimistic.

Keep in mind, this could just be her lawyer talking who’s actively trying to get her out of the psych ward so she can live her life freely as an American citizen and all the flame-throwing Super Soakers that entails:

Amanda is scheduled to have a court hearing today … where she’s trying to get out of the psych hospital. The fact that she’s doing better can actually help her case, but we’re told doctors are confident the judge will not let her out for several reasons. First, it’s unclear if the meds will work long-term. Also, it’s highly uncertain she’ll voluntarily take the drugs.

For the sake of elderly people’s driveway, I really hate to be the one to say this, but I’m pretty sure it won’t be that hard to get Amanda Bynes to take her medication. Watch carefully:

“Hey, Amanda. Drake’s penis are in these pill- OHMYGOD MY FINGER. SHE BIT MY FINGER OFF BEFORE I COULD GET IT OUT. THERE’S SO MUCH BLOOD.”

See? Simple as that. *fashions tourniquet*

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  1. stay schizo, my friends.

  2. cc

    Better than….?

  3. ThisWillHurt

    “It’s sad, when Blac Chyna has to speak the words that condemn Amanda Bynes. But I couldn’t allow them to believe that I would smoke weed and call people ugly. They’ll put Amanda away now, as I should have years ago. Amanda was always bad, and in the end she intended to tell them I asked Drake to murder my vagina . . . as if I could do anything but just sit and stare, like one of Amanda’s bongs. They know Blac Chyna can’t move a finger, and I won’t. I’ll just sit here and be quiet, just in case they do . . . suspect me. They’re probably watching Blac Chyna. Well, let them. Let them see what kind of a person I am. I’m not even going to swat that fly. I hope they are watching . . . they’ll see. They’ll see and they’ll know, and they’ll say, “Why, Blac Chyna wouldn’t even harm a fly . . .”

  4. EricLR

    Mr. Toothbrush clued her in on how to pass as one of the uninformed, so she can make it through her evaluation period. Of course, that bastard Mr. Shampoo Bottle tried to squeal on her, but she took care of him….

  5. nooneinparticular

    do you guys find this funny? seriously?

    • oh i know

      Amanda is obviously SERIOUSLY mentally disturbed and that is not (usually) FUNNY, however, please note the website you’ve chosen to comment on–it’s called “THE SUPERFICIAL”…jeez!

    • We laugh so that we don’t weep. Especially since we don’t see many nude photos here anymore, especially none of Amanda Bynes, Megan Fox, Elisha Cuthbert, Katy Perry…You understand, don’t you? Seriously…???

    • Ripley's Believe It Or Not

      I find your post seriously funny.

  6. It’s incredible (and awesome) that the bar for acceptable behavior for Amanda Bynes is set so goddamned low that merely saying “Please” and “Thank you” is enough to stumble over it.

  7. anonymous

    Bitch needs to go back to NYC. Cali’s got enough problems with fires.

  8. I’m glad to hear she’s doing better. I hope it sticks and she goes back to her normal self. Hopefully this tragedy is over.

  9. Joe Mahma

    The challenge will be in making her take that stuff and never stop.

  10. Jenn

    I hope she stays on her meds. Maybe they can put an injector in her wig.

    • I doubt she’s even on any yet. She’s obviously been self-medicating with weed and maybe other street drugs, and no reputable psychiatrist is going to be able to do any sort of comprehensive diagnostic workup until that shit’s out of her system – which takes about 48 hours at a minimum. The the “improvement” TMZ is getting all wet about may just be a lessening of the paranoia that weed could have caused, not any miracle drugs or mood stabilizers, which don’t kick in instantaneously. Unfortunately, getting people who do have mood disorders to take their meds once they leave treatment can be pretty difficult because many would rather have the manic high than the medication’s side effects.

  11. kery

    I hope she is good for real this time, She is a talented actress and we all want her to be healthy.;D

    • Yeah! Who wants to look at naked pictures of a sociopath? I mean other than Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Halle Berry, Katherine Heigl, Jenny McCarthy…

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