Amanda Bynes Is All Better
I’ll never forget you Sucking on A Sour Patch Kid video. Never…
Our sources say Amanda responded quickly and dramatically. We’re told in the last 3 days, Amanda has stopped talking to herself and stopped insulting people. To the contrary, we’re told she’s become downright polite, even saying “please” and “thank you.” She has shown no signs of violence.
The progress is all the more stunning because these cocktails are notoriously difficult to gauge — getting the right combination of meds with the right doses is something of a crap shoot. Our sources say the meds take 7 to 10 days to fully kick in, so they’re not declaring victory yet, but they’re optimistic.
Keep in mind, this could just be her lawyer talking who’s actively trying to get her out of the psych ward so she can live her life freely as an American citizen and all the flame-throwing Super Soakers that entails:
Amanda is scheduled to have a court hearing today … where she’s trying to get out of the psych hospital. The fact that she’s doing better can actually help her case, but we’re told doctors are confident the judge will not let her out for several reasons. First, it’s unclear if the meds will work long-term. Also, it’s highly uncertain she’ll voluntarily take the drugs.
For the sake of elderly people’s driveway, I really hate to be the one to say this, but I’m pretty sure it won’t be that hard to get Amanda Bynes to take her medication. Watch carefully:
“Hey, Amanda. Drake’s penis are in these pill- OHMYGOD MY FINGER. SHE BIT MY FINGER OFF BEFORE I COULD GET IT OUT. THERE’S SO MUCH BLOOD.”
See? Simple as that. *fashions tourniquet*