Amanda Bynes In Court Is Exactly As You Ridiculous As You Think It Is

The Superficial | May 24, 2013 - 12:50 pm

Here’s Amanda Bynes in court this morning where on top of looking like a Muppet prostitute in the blonde wig I’ll just assume she clawed her lawyer to let her keep on, she also spoke and tried to plead her own case by saying the bong she threw out of her apartment window wasn’t really a bong, but just a vase, so that makes everything all better. TMZ reports:

Amanda told the judge the bong cops say she threw out of her apartment window last night was “just a vase.”
Prosecutors requested Bynes be held in lieu of $1,000 bail. The judge instead chose to let her go without bail … but gave her a stern warning that if she missed her court date in July an arrest warrant would be issued.

“Oh, so it was just a vase you dropped out of a 36th floor window onto a busy New York street. You’re free to go, Cousin Itt.” Which is exactly what happened because Amanda Bynes is already out without bail and just has to show up to court again in July. As for how the hell she passed a psych eval, either she isn’t crazy and is just a horrible, horrible bitch, or there’s a psychiatrist somewhere who really wants to see a suicide this weekend.

“Just look at that awful rain. What should we do, honey?”
“Oh, I have plans. Plans to die for. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”

(I don’t know why I write this stuff either.)

Photos: Wagner Az/AKM-GSI, Splash News