Amanda Bynes Had Her Implants Removed

June 21st, 2013 // 27 Comments
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Can we officially agree she’s crazy now? Radar Online reports:

“I got my breast implants removed,” Bynes confirmed via email to Radar. “They were uncomfortable… I prefer them out.” has learned the headline-grabbing ex-Nickelodeon star went under the knife in early June to try and return to a more natural look — an A cup.
But she suffered a post-surgery complication, a source revealed.
“A tube got lodged in her breast and Amanda was in pain,” an insider close to Bynes revealed. “But she is much better now and even told me, ‘They look amazing without the implants!’”

Radar also reports that Amanda Bynes is getting another nose job, so God willing, that’s where her old breasts are going because these posts are really starting to lack pizazz. Also, I hear it blocks the government from stealing your thoughts. *crosses fingers*


    That’s one of the very few reasons we were putting up with your shit.

  2. ThisWillHurt

    Don’t worry, she’ll get bigger ones once she finds out Drake doesn’t do anything smaller than a D.

    Then she’ll give them their own Twitter accounts. One for Ms. Motorsprinkles and one for Dr. Sugarcock (Those are their names).

  3. cc

    Why? That was the only remotely intriguing thing left about her.

  4. Amanda Bynes Topless Twitter Nip Slip
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    Say goodbye to these, Michael!

  5. Urbanspaceman

    I have been saying for years that teenage girls like Amanda should not get breast implants no matter how strenuously their stage-moms “permit” it. Yeah I know she’s not a teenager but she was when she got them. Just saying…

  6. anonymous

    Someone please stop her before she destroys her looks completely with the plastic surgery. Doesn’t surgeons need the patient be in full health before operating?

    • Dr. JFever

      This one of things that puzzles me about all these moron ‘starlets’ & porn whores. When I had surgery I had to damn near sign my life away with paperwork explaining ‘full consent’ for the surgeon and anesthesiologist. The papers actually said ‘sound mind’ and that the hospital was released from liability IF I was not honest about drug use [i.e. died on the table because I was a meth or coke user].
      So how do these creatures get surgery? What kind of butchers agree to do the surgery? And how close are the anesthesiologists to being in jail for killing patients?

      On another note: her bolt-ons and her natural smile are all she had left. And a pretty smile doesn’t buy coke.

  7. Farewell motoboating opportunities.

  8. “A tube got lodged in her breast and Amanda was in pain…”
    That wasn’t a “tube.” The doctor accidentally sutured the coke straw right into Amanda’s left breast.

  9. thespiral

    Somewhere in Canada Wheelchair Jimmy is rolling his eyes like, “aww, fuck.”

  10. You big babies

    Anyone else think that the “insider” is one Amanda Bynes’ other personalities and that each have their own wig?

  11. Holy Christ, she looks like the Octo-mom.

  12. Burt

    She needs help and support, sound of mind or not.

  13. Ah that’s a shame. Lately they were the most positive thing about her.

  14. Carl

    She is one ugly bitch now there is nothing to look forward to from this crazy ho.

  15. right

    Tits were the only thing she had going for her. Lots of crazy bitches with A cups.

  16. Noona

    i pity her! lol

  17. Amanda Bynes Topless Twitter Nip Slip
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    Holy cow. Id like to dump my load all over her tits now

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