Stop me if you’ve heard this one before: The New Lindsay Lohan gets into a car. The car says, “Hey, why don’t you plow me into the back of another car?” The new Lindsay Lohan says, “Do it yourself, asshole, I’m taking a nap.” TMZ reports:
Kisa (last name withheld) tells TMZ she was driving her Toyota Corolla on Ventura Blvd. in the San Fernando Valley when she was struck by a woman in a black BMW. Kisa tells TMZ she didn’t recognize the woman at first — because she “looked like a hot mess” — but once they began talking, she realized it was Amanda Bynes.
Kisa says she got out her insurance card to exchange information, but says Bynes “seemed nervous about that.” She says Bynes told her the damage to the Corolla didn’t look that bad and proceeded to push her bumper back into place…
Bynes then, according to Kisa, said they didn’t need to exchange info since neither car was damaged badly. Kisa maintains, however, that Amanda’s car had “significant” damage to it.
Kisa says she continued to try and exchange info with Bynes, but Bynes just got in her car and drove off.
So basically Amanda Bynes rammed into a woman’s car, gets out, kicks the woman’s bumper back in and then speeds off never to be seen or heard from again? Wow, that’s actually the most considerate accident she’s had yet. At this rate, she’ll be performing mouth-to-mouth on the babies she runs over. “Trust me, kids go limp and stop breathing all time. They love it. So let’s not get carried away and drag the insurance companies into this- HOLY SHIT, A UFO!” *speeds off*
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Amanda, you might have a little drinking problem.
She doesn’t have a drinking problem. She has a problem not drinking.
Actually, based on that puffy face, I would say the problem is drinking and pills. Oxy most likely. For the record, I totally believe she is hooking like that fake person suggested a few months ago.
Don’t know about that — but hitting AA probably wouldn’t hurt …
No, no.. I like this hooking angle. I’ll allow it.
If she’s hooking, I’m buying.
I’d hit that like a Jeopardy buzzer.
Who is Amanda Bynes?
A drunken slut I would hit and quit.
You would slap down on her with an open hand and then only answer her in the form of a question?
“Amanda, how much to put it in your ass?”
“Ah, ah… you have to answer in the form of a question.”
“Okay… what is, ‘How much to put it in your ass?’”
It’s conclusive evidence that child prostitutes make for terrible drivers.
My take on Amanda Bynes from all these accidents is that she enjoys anal sex.
I saw “Amanda Bynes Rack” in the headline and got excited. Fish, you fucking tease.
TomFrank, don’t hate on that! He used rack in the headline and then showed a bunch of rack pics….perfect. IMO
Fair enough. Although I’ve seen these pics before.
Not to rain on your tirade against Amanda Bynes, Fishman but, if she did not ever get the information exchanged by the driver of the Mercedes, how exactly can this Kisa, be so positive it was Bynes? There is, after all, no shortage of “hot mess” Mercedes drivers in LA…in fact, there is a higher than normal concentration of them there……
easy. this is a Publicity stunt set up by Bynes. and it is very sloppy. she needs to do this in order to stay in the publics eye.
So she pulled a few Lohans. What’s next, a Lewinski?
Only if I’m the one driving the car.
It just gets funnier every time. Someone should make a comedy based on her life. After she dies, of course.
Oh, suddenly everybody’s got heart today, huh? How cute.
No shit, eh? Maybe Amanda’s family reads the site.
Nope, kimmy….your comment just sucked.
http://cdn2.gossipcenter.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/fullsize_image/images/a/amanda-bynes-041212-%20%281%29.jpg
As a motorest in southern California I sure hopes she stays in the Lindsay Lohan driving leauge and doesn’t graduate to the Rebecca Gayheart Leauge, or (gasp) God forbid the Matthew Broderick Leauge.
She does like to plow into cars. I wonder who is plowing into her.
I didn’t know she was the Joker’s sister.
I always liked her
Would still have sex with her.
This is pretty sad. Years ago, my kids and I enjoyed watching the Amanda Bynes show on Nick. Sounds like she needs to find a way to straighten herself out, but the odds aren’t in her favor.
It’s sad that a picture from 2009 had to be pulled out to show she was decent looking.
And like any citizen in distress, this woman went straight to TMZ.
I propose all her victims be allowed to perform a hit & run on her. In the ass I mean.
I second that motion.
She may be a shitty driver, but she’s sexy as fuck. I would wreck that. No mercy. She’d have to call the police to get me off her ass.
This sucks for the fans that she is end up having those drinking woes again and also the hit and run charges, fans has stick up for her in the past years and now people end up letting go and huge blow for fans that end up moving on there life’s by going to another fan base.
What the heck happened to her face?
Classic concussion face…
Cue the New Michael Lohan telling us Amanda doesn’t drink in 3..2..1…
oh no, did she get her lips done?
SEE IT IS TRUE!!! WOWMEN CAN”T DRIVE!!!!!!!
WOWmen. We’ve been mispronouncing it all this time.
Amanda, don’t drink & drive. You might hit a speed bump & spill your drink.
But seriously, I’m just floored that she seems to be going out of her way to ruin her reputation. Her rep was a decent actress, but a really good young woman; she was definitely family friendly, which is why she got so much work on Nickelodeon & other like minded channels. If she wanted to change her Holllywood image to that of a more adult one, there’s ways to do that that don’t involve being a fall down drunk & irresponsible driver. But, now all she seems to be wanting is to be lindsay blowhan 2.0…
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