Amanda Bynes Racks Up Hit And Run #4

August 6th, 2012 // 45 Comments
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Stop me if you’ve heard this one before: The New Lindsay Lohan gets into a car. The car says, “Hey, why don’t you plow me into the back of another car?” The new Lindsay Lohan says, “Do it yourself, asshole, I’m taking a nap.” TMZ reports:

Kisa (last name withheld) tells TMZ she was driving her Toyota Corolla on Ventura Blvd. in the San Fernando Valley when she was struck by a woman in a black BMW. Kisa tells TMZ she didn’t recognize the woman at first — because she “looked like a hot mess” — but once they began talking, she realized it was Amanda Bynes.
Kisa says she got out her insurance card to exchange information, but says Bynes “seemed nervous about that.” She says Bynes told her the damage to the Corolla didn’t look that bad and proceeded to push her bumper back into place…
Bynes then, according to Kisa, said they didn’t need to exchange info since neither car was damaged badly. Kisa maintains, however, that Amanda’s car had “significant” damage to it.
Kisa says she continued to try and exchange info with Bynes, but Bynes just got in her car and drove off.

So basically Amanda Bynes rammed into a woman’s car, gets out, kicks the woman’s bumper back in and then speeds off never to be seen or heard from again? Wow, that’s actually the most considerate accident she’s had yet. At this rate, she’ll be performing mouth-to-mouth on the babies she runs over. “Trust me, kids go limp and stop breathing all time. They love it. So let’s not get carried away and drag the insurance companies into this- HOLY SHIT, A UFO!” *speeds off*

Photos: Fame/Flynet, Splash News

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  1. Cressida

    Amanda, you might have a little drinking problem.

  2. arealcad

    I’d hit that like a Jeopardy buzzer.

  3. Arlene

    It’s conclusive evidence that child prostitutes make for terrible drivers.

  4. El Jefe

    My take on Amanda Bynes from all these accidents is that she enjoys anal sex.

  5. I saw “Amanda Bynes Rack” in the headline and got excited. Fish, you fucking tease.

  6. alex

    TomFrank, don’t hate on that! He used rack in the headline and then showed a bunch of rack pics….perfect. IMO

  7. BeBo Wobbley

    Not to rain on your tirade against Amanda Bynes, Fishman but, if she did not ever get the information exchanged by the driver of the Mercedes, how exactly can this Kisa, be so positive it was Bynes? There is, after all, no shortage of “hot mess” Mercedes drivers in LA…in fact, there is a higher than normal concentration of them there……

    • Emma Watson's Vagina

      easy. this is a Publicity stunt set up by Bynes. and it is very sloppy. she needs to do this in order to stay in the publics eye.

  8. tlmck

    So she pulled a few Lohans. What’s next, a Lewinski?

  9. kimmykimkim

    It just gets funnier every time. Someone should make a comedy based on her life. After she dies, of course.

  10. Billy Jack

    As a motorest in southern California I sure hopes she stays in the Lindsay Lohan driving leauge and doesn’t graduate to the Rebecca Gayheart Leauge, or (gasp) God forbid the Matthew Broderick Leauge.

  11. Gary Grant

    She does like to plow into cars. I wonder who is plowing into her.

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    Little Jimmy
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    I didn’t know she was the Joker’s sister.

  13. EricHarris

    I always liked her

  14. Sheppy

    Would still have sex with her.

  15. Snack pack

    This is pretty sad. Years ago, my kids and I enjoyed watching the Amanda Bynes show on Nick. Sounds like she needs to find a way to straighten herself out, but the odds aren’t in her favor.

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    vgrly
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    It’s sad that a picture from 2009 had to be pulled out to show she was decent looking.

  17. Colin

    And like any citizen in distress, this woman went straight to TMZ.

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    Happy_Evil_Dude
    Commented on this photo:

    I propose all her victims be allowed to perform a hit & run on her. In the ass I mean.

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    She may be a shitty driver, but she’s sexy as fuck. I would wreck that. No mercy. She’d have to call the police to get me off her ass.

  20. 993-Adrian Bynes

    This sucks for the fans that she is end up having those drinking woes again and also the hit and run charges, fans has stick up for her in the past years and now people end up letting go and huge blow for fans that end up moving on there life’s by going to another fan base.

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    Dan
    Commented on this photo:

    What the heck happened to her face?

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    BK5000
    Commented on this photo:

    Classic concussion face…

  23. Cue the New Michael Lohan telling us Amanda doesn’t drink in 3..2..1…

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    poopy
    Commented on this photo:

    oh no, did she get her lips done?

  25. DICK

    SEE IT IS TRUE!!! WOWMEN CAN”T DRIVE!!!!!!!

  26. Yup

    Amanda, don’t drink & drive. You might hit a speed bump & spill your drink.

    But seriously, I’m just floored that she seems to be going out of her way to ruin her reputation. Her rep was a decent actress, but a really good young woman; she was definitely family friendly, which is why she got so much work on Nickelodeon & other like minded channels. If she wanted to change her Holllywood image to that of a more adult one, there’s ways to do that that don’t involve being a fall down drunk & irresponsible driver. But, now all she seems to be wanting is to be lindsay blowhan 2.0…

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