Amanda Bynes Almost Made A Gas Bomb Using Her Dog For The Wick

So remember yesterday when Amanda Bynes was arrested for starting a fire in an elderly woman’s driveway just ’cause? Turns out she almost took out the whole goddamn neighborhood. TMZ reports:

Amanda Bynes didn’t just build a fire in a driveway Monday night … she put a flaming cloth on top of a gas tank … effectively creating a makeshift explosive — this according to an eyewitness 911 call.
The caller describes it as a small fire — a flaming cloth sitting on top of a gas tank in a residential driveway. He says the reason he called 911 is because of the gas tank … i.e. the obvious possibility of a massive explosion. The caller says he couldn’t tell if the gas tank was full or not.

After lighting the driveway, herself and eventually her dog on fire, Amanda took off to a liquor store to wash it off because if there’s one thing you want near flames, it’s booze. Right, floating tiger head? Right.

At 8:39 PM … Bynes can be seen bursting into the liquor store and darting straight for a restricted “employees only” area — while holding the dog in her outstretched arms.
The cashier — sensing something was wrong — rushed out from behind the register and chased after Bynes to see what she was doing.
TMZ spoke to the owner of the store who tells us … the cashier detected a strong odor of gasoline and observed Bynes attempting to rinse off the dog in a sink in the back area.
We’re told … as soon as the cashier confronted Bynes, she “freaked out” and left the store without further incident.

The good news is Amanda Bynes is finally getting the help she needs, and thank God we live in a country where people with unchecked mental illness can’t just go to a gun show or get online and buy a gun. I mean, what kind of idiots would let that happen? I’m laughing just thinking about it.