Amanda Bynes Almost Made A Gas Bomb Using Her Dog For The Wick

July 24th, 2013 // 54 Comments
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So remember yesterday when Amanda Bynes was arrested for starting a fire in an elderly woman’s driveway just ’cause? Turns out she almost took out the whole goddamn neighborhood. TMZ reports:

Amanda Bynes didn’t just build a fire in a driveway Monday night … she put a flaming cloth on top of a gas tank … effectively creating a makeshift explosive — this according to an eyewitness 911 call.
The caller describes it as a small fire — a flaming cloth sitting on top of a gas tank in a residential driveway. He says the reason he called 911 is because of the gas tank … i.e. the obvious possibility of a massive explosion. The caller says he couldn’t tell if the gas tank was full or not.

After lighting the driveway, herself and eventually her dog on fire, Amanda took off to a liquor store to wash it off because if there’s one thing you want near flames, it’s booze. Right, floating tiger head? Right.

At 8:39 PM … Bynes can be seen bursting into the liquor store and darting straight for a restricted “employees only” area — while holding the dog in her outstretched arms.
The cashier — sensing something was wrong — rushed out from behind the register and chased after Bynes to see what she was doing.
TMZ spoke to the owner of the store who tells us … the cashier detected a strong odor of gasoline and observed Bynes attempting to rinse off the dog in a sink in the back area.
We’re told … as soon as the cashier confronted Bynes, she “freaked out” and left the store without further incident.

The good news is Amanda Bynes is finally getting the help she needs, and thank God we live in a country where people with unchecked mental illness can’t just go to a gun show or get online and buy a gun. I mean, what kind of idiots would let that happen? I’m laughing just thinking about it.



  1. Cock Dr

    That poor dog needs a foster home.
    Life with Amanda may be exciting but it also seems quite dangerous.

  2. QuiteDelightfulActually

    superficial is seriously jacked. left aligning content window started a while ago but now not even any scrollbar. The site has become unnavigable.

  3. Bryan

    At this point I’m pretty sure your cringe-inducing and unfathomably profound ignorance of gun issues is just you trolling for 100+ comment parties on your posts. So many clicks!

    Well played.

    • Or I genuinely think our gun laws are fucking retarded.

      Because they are.

      • Bryan

        No, I get that you’re captain of the Team Liberal cheerleading squad: RAH RAH OUTRAGE, emotional hysterics, facts be damned, all that jazz. I just mean the incessant posting about George Zimmerman or hilariously misinformed jabs at gun politics are good ways of getting lots of comments and clicks. Just smart business.

        (PS: I genuinely think your opinion on gun issues is retarded. Because it is.)

      • It’s actually nothing to do with business because even with posts where there are 200 comments debating an issue, it’s a fart in the wind compared to the titty galleries. I make these gun comments because it’s fun to watch people froth at the mouth about them and pull out phrases like “Team Liberal.” It’s fucking hysterical and sometimes you just gotta amuse yourself.

      • Bryan

        Guns are a great way to ferret out who’s flying the Team Liberal flag, versus who is ACTUALLY a leftist liberal. It’s the one thing DailyKos/Mother Jones/Think Progress/etc. are consistently objectively wrong about and it’s just really embarrassing and much of it is attributable to team politics.

        I guess authoritarian statist liberalism probably is a real thing, though.

      • Flaming Liberal here: And yes, I own more than 5 guns, so take your stupid generalizations and shove them up your cornhole.

        You can be Liberal, and a gun owner and STILL have issue with current gun laws Jethro

      • Even better way to figure out who has a tiny penis.

      • Bryan

        I’ll give you a small amount of props for at least conceding home defense is okay. There may be hope.

        The rest of what you wrote though really indicates the team politics culture war stuff (“NRA RACIST REDNECKS DICK WAVING HURRRR”) rather than anything fact-based and is pretty telling.

      • Again with the R word…. R word good, N word baaad.

        The retardedness extends to both extremes of the issue, from the NRA’s ridiculousness to suburban pennsylvania white kids that are scared of guns.

      • I’m not afraid of guns. I’m completely fine with people owning them to hunt and for home protection.

        After that, it’s all dick-measuring about takin’ on the gummint and showing everyone you’re packing heat.

      • Yeah, the NRA sends an inaccurate ruler in their membership welcome package.

      • Oh bullshit it is not. That is progressive and media driven hypocrisy that in no way is accurate and only shows your ignorance on the issue. Why don’t you take a moment to actually learn about us, FROM US, rather than believing everything the administration and their media partners say.

      • Bryan

        I agree that calling stupid things “retarded” is pretty much on par with saying it’s “gay,” but despite Fish’s wannabe leftist pretenses, this place is kind of misogynistic and backwards anyway. Fits in about right.

      • schmidtler

        or, the more likely reason, you are in fact retarded. your buying into the bizarre media driven scenario whereby a hispanic guy purposefully guns down a black child out of pure racist hatred when none of the actual facts lent any credence to that theory at all speaks for itself.

      • Brooke

        My friend thought he was racist because of what the media said, but when I had her read the wikipedia article on the case, she said she didn’t know anymore. I don’t live in the US so my opinions are usually my own on these issues, since I can’t echo the sentiments of any news team or talk show host. The Zimmerman issue was a hard case, but guilty or not…

        …I think it can all be blamed on lack of gun control :D

      • Rush Maddow

        I think both libtards and right wing knucklescrapers can agree on one thing: we have all blamed our gas bombs on our dogs.

    • Sorry just answer this one question please so I can grasp your perspective. You are AGAINST screening for mental illness amongst potential gun owners?

  4. What a pathetic excuse for human being.

  5. JC

    I have every confidence that the California justice system will adequately deal with her attempt to blow up a car in a residential neighborhood. Yes, every confidence.

    • Smapdi

      A detail from a witness at the scene is that she also had one of those super-soaker squirt guns, which may or may not have been filled with gasoline (it burned away in the fire she set in the driveway). So, she may have been trying to make a crazy person’s flame thrower.

  6. Frank Burns

    Everyone should work in a liquor store, for at least two months, the experiences there are something else . . . you really get to see the a different side of people and your community.

  7. Sure, Amanda Bynes soaks her chihuaha in gasoline, and tries to use it as a wick to ignite a gas can bomb in a random stranger’s driveway, and now everybody’s calling her crazy! You know who else they all called crazy? Yeah, Galileo, Edison and Columbus!

  8. So setting a flaming rag on a gas tank doesn’t rise to the level of being a danger to others that gets you committed? What does it take these days?

  9. Anyone else think that black dude is casually lifting something? Just the way he is standing against that row with his right hand back….

  10. EricLR

    In all fairness, we should probably blame the flying armadillo for this whole mess.

  11. auctorix

    Uh, you can’t just “buy a gun online”. They are required by law to be shipped to a Federal Firearms Licensee (like a local gun store). When you go to pick up the gun from the FFL, you either must have a permit (which was issued by the local sheriff’s dept) or they run the background check themselves. It depends on the local laws. But nowhere can someone order a gun online and have it delivered to their house. That is a federal crime.

    • No one said anything about it being “delivered to their house”, so stop cut and pasting wholesale from because you’re woefully misinformed. Private, unlicensed sales go on all the time, and private sales are only illegal if the seller knows the buyer can’t pass a background check due to a restraining order or other restrictions, and there’s no way to enforce that. Maybe you should ask yourself just why used guns offered online on sites like Armslist are priced at amounts that far exceed what you’d pay for them at Walmart, huh? Armslist, btw, is being sued by both the Brady Campaign and the family of the woman who was killed by a firearm that her estranged husband bought, with incredible ease, through their site. Any firearms dealer can be a transfer agent in a more legit online sale, and depending on where they’re located and how lax the state law is, you can get a gun online just as easily as you can at a gun fair in Virginia.

      • auctorix

        I am speaking from my experience of buying multiple guns online. I follow the laws and I know the laws of my state as well as the federal laws. Can someone buy a gun illegally online? Yep. Can someone buy a gun illegally from their neighbor? Yep. Criminals don’t care about laws so they will always find a way to get a gun (even if guns were completely banned in the U.S.). But the laws are on the books. They are observed by law abiding citizens and enforced by the police. If someone is selling a gun online and shipping to someone who doesn’t hold an FFL, they are committing a federal crime. Can they do that? Yep. Are they criminals? Yep.

      • And your point is? Mine was that you can buy a gun online, legally, without a background check, just as easily as you can pick one up at a gun show – which contradicted your assertion that you can’t, so you can check your smug at the door right about now.

        You follow the laws? Great – here’s a gold star and a cookie, and I hope you live in NJ, where they don’t allow the transfer of any modern guns at the single show that’s held there. Now go read about the loophole – which is a huge fucking gap the size of a Florida sinkhole – that’s present in private, and gun show, sales that legally allows “criminals” and people who, for lack of a better term, might have a screw loose, to easily obtain a firearm without a federal criminal background check. “The laws are on the books”, my ass.

        If all you do is “occasionally” sell at gun shows, and it’s not your primary business, you aren’t required to get a federal firearms license. And if you don’t have that license, you can’t access the NICS (National Instant Criminal Background Check System). And if you can’t do that, you have no way of knowing whether the person you’re selling to has a criminal record, severe mental health issues, or an order or protection against them.

        “Oh,” you say, “but even private sellers are forbidden by federal law to sell guns to those they have “reason to believe” are “criminals” and bad people! The laws are enforced! Why, they would be committing a federal crime if they did that!” Yeah? Try proving that a private dealer with no access to NICS and no requirement to run a check had that “reason to believe” from the outset, and good luck to you, because without real solid proof of that prior knowledge – like, say, a U.S. Marshal’s handcuff dangling off the buyer’s arm – there’s nothing illegal about the sale. Which is why, in many states, private (and that includes internet) sales of handguns even outside of gun shows are legal.

      • Brooke

        I think in many of the cases where a young man guns down a school, the gun was obtained legally… That ain’t right.

        I would still rather guns be illegal. Sure, the mafia will sill have them, and maybe some gangs and drug dealers, but me having a gun in my home isn’t going to protect me from those kind of people. If I’m on the mafia’s hit list, I’m fucked. But at least psycho kid down the street couldn’t go to Walmart and pick up a rifle to gun down little kids with.

  12. DJ

    So clearly the issue here is gun control. Because if we had stronger gun laws a crazy bitch like this couldn’t light gasoline bombs. If only you “described yourself as black” you could be president.

  13. cc

    If you think that’s bad, you should see what she did to the raccoon that was attacking him.

  14. But to be fair she looks great.

  15. I wonder if she was always ill like this and they just kept it a secret?

  16. logan

    Talk about perfect timing. This wack job is being held under lock and key as our more famous crack job is about to be released. Amanda Bynes, Lindsay Lohan thanks you for keeping us entertained during her unfortunate incarceration in rehab. She has taken the torch and will run with it.

  17. AtomicMug

    Our canned gasoline laws are WAAAAAAAYYYYYY WORSE!

  18. Huh?

    This has, sadly, veered from fun voyeurism to holyshitsomeonehelpthisgirl parental concern. Was Bertney even 1/10th this bat guano when she had her right to be independently crazy revoked? This poor girl is in serious trouble, and now she is trying to take a dog and a neighborhood with her. I have gone from regrettably hoping for another fun meltdown to really hoping she disappears for a while.

  19. ReaganSucksCocksInHell

    Keep trolling the limp dicked gun weirdos Fish!

  20. saywwwwhat

    Did anyone notice the dude trying to jack liquor during the melee?

  21. On hold

    Great… Now I’m craving a hotdog.

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