Amanda Bynes Wants The Media To Only Use Photos From Her Twitter Account. As You Wish.

April 5th, 2013 // 35 Comments
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In a remarkable display of self-awareness, Amanda Bynes apparently figured out claiming to have an impostor didn’t work as well as the Mogwai in her sock drawer said it would, so now she’s moved on to a new tactic of threatening to sue the entire Internet and demanding anything written about her only be accompanied by photos she’s posted to Twitter:

I’m suing certain blogs and magazines saying I have a mental illness! They take pictures anytime I’ve gained weight then write a fake story!
I have an eating disorder so I have a hard time staying thin.
They write a news article about every tweet I write and I hate the pictures they choose. They repeat what I tweet then add a bad photo.
Only use photos from my twitter when writing an article about me.

So by request, Amanda Bynes should only be portrayed in the media the following ways: High as fuck, triple duck-face, tits, crazy wig, crazy face, Nicki Minaj, potential murder scene, a page torn out of a three-year-old Maxim, bathroom selfie, random lobby selfie, another bathroom selfie but with demon eyes, more tits and socks in a poorly lit room. Any other depiction of Amanda Bynes is unauthorized and subject to legal action that won’t collapse the second her lawyer has to prove she’s not crazy. That’s just what her imposter will be expecting…

Photos: Amanda Bynes’ Twitter

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  1. Goddamn, Fish. You just got handed a goldmine of material.

  2. j/k

    She needs help. It’s funny when they’re hell bent on destruction (LiLo, Rhianna) but this has moved from fading entitled star tantrums to “Don’t make eye contact or she’ll come over.”

    New poll: Suicide or Rehab/Mental facility?

  3. Seriously Fish, can you please start a celebrity death pool with brackets? She’s at the top of my list. This would be so much more entertaining than March Madness. I would totally put in $20 to play. I can also contribute high end weed paraphernalia for the grand prize.

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    Credit where it’s due: those are nice

  5. cc

    You have to admire her determination…Lohan’s got a pretty big headsstart but Amanda’s starting to close the gap.

  6. wtf

    Cocaine’s a hellava drug

  7. Isn’t the whole point of having an eating disorder to stay thin? You’re doing it wrong Amanda.

  8. Every generation gets the Courtney Love they deserve.

  9. There have got to be so many functioning alcohol and drug-using actors and actresses in Hollywood. The ones that can’t handle their shit, like Amanda and Lindsay, are the ones we keep hearing about. Thank you for fueling the anti-drug rhetoric, bitches.

  10. I wonder what’s wrong with her? This is one woman I’m truly sad to see fall apart like this.

    • Mama Pinkus

      I am guessing a bipolar disorder – doesn’t she have any relatives or friends who care about her? I feel very sorry for her; she is in desperate need of in-patient mental health care.

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    “I have an eating disorder. In fact, I’m eating dis order of hotdog nachos right now, and I’m gonna eat dat order of french fries after. Hahaha! Love you guys! ps I’m not crazy.”

  12. I don’t know if this girl is really fucked up, or a genius, but she does have some fucking fantastic boobs that we the public need to see.

  13. chrees

    When a guy realizes he can have a crazy chick join him in bed he asks several questions to determine whether he’s going to sleep with her, including (but not limited to):
    1) Does she have any of my contact info? Phone #? Address?
    2) Does she even know my name?
    3) Is there a chance I’ll run into her again?
    Even if not completely in his favor, a guy may choose to still bang her since crazy chicks are great in bed. But then there’s the final questionr:
    4) Where does she rate on the scale from”just acting nuts” to “anaphylactic-shock-inducing full blown nuts.” Sorry Amanda…you’ve pegged out the scale. Stay away from people with nut allergies.

  14. Schweddy Snatch

    I have an eating disorder, too. It’s called “I-Love-Cheetos.” The symptoms are a fat ass and orange fingers.

  15. anonymous

    I hope she stays in NYC where it appears even she can’t afford to own a car and drive.

    If she was back in LA, she’d have killed someone by now.

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    Jesus Christ… even this photo screams, “Hello! I’m crazy!”

  17. Burt

    “I’m suing certain blogs and magazines saying I have a mental illness! They take pictures anytime I’ve gained weight then write a fake story! I have an eating disorder so I have a hard time staying thin.”

    But isn’t an eating disorder a mental illness?

  18. Miranda Veracruz DeLaHoya Cardinal

    She bears a striking resemblance to Miley aka a retarded, flat faced chipmunk.

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    career OVER

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    Buddy The Elf
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    Very skilled with the camera, obviously.

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    Don Wilson
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    Tits!

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    Who the flying fish’s fuck is Amanda Byrnes?
    Can she make a decent mocha?

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    Primitivefix06
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    If she is pulling a juaquin pheonix and going method it could only be to portray Lindsey Lohan.

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    Just like a tourist…in the middle of Times Square.

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