In a remarkable display of self-awareness, Amanda Bynes apparently figured out claiming to have an impostor didn’t work as well as the Mogwai in her sock drawer said it would, so now she’s moved on to a new tactic of threatening to sue the entire Internet and demanding anything written about her only be accompanied by photos she’s posted to Twitter:
I’m suing certain blogs and magazines saying I have a mental illness! They take pictures anytime I’ve gained weight then write a fake story!
I have an eating disorder so I have a hard time staying thin.
They write a news article about every tweet I write and I hate the pictures they choose. They repeat what I tweet then add a bad photo.
Only use photos from my twitter when writing an article about me.
So by request, Amanda Bynes should only be portrayed in the media the following ways: High as fuck, triple duck-face, tits, crazy wig, crazy face, Nicki Minaj, potential murder scene, a page torn out of a three-year-old Maxim, bathroom selfie, random lobby selfie, another bathroom selfie but with demon eyes, more tits and socks in a poorly lit room. Any other depiction of Amanda Bynes is unauthorized and subject to legal action that won’t collapse the second her lawyer has to prove she’s not crazy. That’s just what her imposter will be expecting…
Photos: Amanda Bynes’ Twitter