Amanda Bynes’ Dad Says She Doesn’t Drink,
Here’s Video Of Her Drinking

April 10th, 2012 // 47 Comments
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For those of you who don’t know because I didn’t post about it therefore raising the question if it ever really happened at all, Amanda Bynes was arrested for DUI Friday morning after she plowed into the back of a cop car. So if you ever find yourself driving home from the bar, don’t do that. Anyway, her dad spoke to People yesterday because he apparently went to the same Hollywood parenting seminar as Dina Lohan where you enable the fuck out of your child so they’re good and morally empty for a side career in prostitution, according to maybe-Robert Downey Jr.:

“She was not drunk,” Rick Bynes tells PEOPLE. “I was told that she blew a zero on the Breathalyzer. She didn’t have a single drink that night. My daughter doesn’t drink.
Rick Bynes claims the the cop who arrested Amanda, 26, was at fault for pulling out in front of the actress as she was turning at the West Hollywood intersection where she was cited. Rick adamantly says his daughter was not impaired, explaining that she was arrested because “she was upset and very emotional.”

In Rick Bynes defense, there’s really no greater high than a stack of money from letting grown men have sex with your underage daughter (“Allegedly!,” says theoretically cyber-RDJ.) so the thought that TMZ has video after video of his daughter drunk off her face probably never occurred to him in his state of ecstasy. Also, it’s not like Amanda Bynes is famous anymore, so he probably just assumed she’d fly right under the radar. “What’s that, sweetheart? You need a ride home from the bar again? Goddammit, Amanda, we’ve been over this: No one cares who are you anymore. Just don’t kill anybody and you’ll be fine.” *click*

Photos: Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News / Video: Courtesy of TMZ

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  1. Confusus

    “Rick adamantly says his daughter was not impaired, explaining that she was arrested because she was upset and very emotional.”

    So upset that her body began fermenting alcohol. She must have one hell of a nasty yeast infection.

    • Jessic

      She is dating Peter Facinelli and Kelly from 90210, they had a threesome and ScandinaviaDating was amazing.

  2. Bubbles

    This still doesn’t explain what the hell happened to her face.

  3. Technically, she did blow a zero, as in 0.18 If she blew a one, they would have to be pushing air out of a corpses lungs.

  4. Alex

    Was that a harmonica at the end?

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    Isa
    Commented on this photo:

    What’s with that hair color?

  6. Slick

    Walking with her arms around her friends does not prove she is drunk.

    • Henny

      Right?? The whole time I’m thinking…ok when does she start to do something that will obviously show thats she’s impaired?

  7. skunk

    i want to plow into the back of her

  8. JC

    Why even bother releasing a statement? Freckle Tits wasn’t punished in any way for multiple DUIs, baby hittings, and parole violations, and she’s equally irrelevant. I can only assume that Bynes could have broken open the cop’s skull and feasted on the sweet, sweet, goo inside and only gotten a fine.

  9. Omgomg

    There is something wrong with girls born in 1986 (Megan Fox, Amanda Bynes, Lindsay Lohan, Lady Gaga, Amber Heard, the olsen twins, Cassie Ventura, Maria Ozawa, Heidi Montag , Bree Olson, Leighton Meester, Jessica Stroup, Camilla Belle, Lana Del Rey, Irina Shayk ) . They are either lesbos, druggies, anorexic, porn stars, plastic surgery freaks or just plain crazy and some really hot but still crazy.
    Trust me, even the ones I’ve met in real life are just plain crazy. Something wrong with that year

    • Omgomg

      Casey Anthony

    • You know what happened in 1986? Chernobyl.

    • dani

      What’s wrong with Leighton Meester? It’s not her fault her mother is batshit crazy.

    • kimmykimkim

      Lesbos. Oh yeah there’s definitely something “wrong” there, idiot.

    • dooood

      weird cuz i was born in 80 and lived thru 86…
      it was one of the best years of my life.
      the mets won, the giants won (sort of) it was the dawn of the golden age of 8 bit video games. the pinnacle of old school rap and awesome 80s music in general. there was a ton of great movies.
      i also learned that guns were real. and i learned there were other places besides new york.
      the radio played beastie boys, aerosmith, bon jovi, maddona, michael jackson, and def leopard. and a year later, GnR.
      duck tales, thundercats, transformers, G.I. joe
      saturday morning cartoons, ferris beuller’s day off, swimming in the deep end, taking off the training wheels and riding your bike with no hands.
      was an awesome time to be alive.

    • Hey, lay off my girls. They’re no crazier than anybody else. They’re just famous so the media is always pushing their fuck ups in our faces. I’m sure you’re not a fucking angel either.

      And why are Maria Ozawa and Bree Olson on your list? Is being a porn star wrong? it’s just a job.

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    Dr. Nappy
    Commented on this photo:

    Holy cow! She’s got quite the set of get away sticks on her! Who knew?

  11. dr.jimmy

    She was such a sweet teen girl. What happened to her

  12. mrsmass

    who cares if she doesn’t drink. a dui could mean she was all drugged out too, so it doesn’t matter if she blew a 0.

  13. Frank Burns

    What exactly does one call that hair color?

    • kimmykimkim

      I think it’s like an afterbirth wash. You know, you don’t want to leave the afterbirth on too long, you just want to do a little wash.

  14. Terrence Howard

    Her eyes are way too close together and her nose is oddly shaped, she’s weird looking.

  15. Captain Obvious

    Her face is 2D. Looks like someone whacked her with a frying pan.

  16. It says the Video shows her Drinking..I am not seeing anywhere that shows her in the Act of Drinking. Where is she Drinking in this video??

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    Ell
    Commented on this photo:

    Her dad may say she doesn’t drink, but her apparent jaundice says otherwise.

  18. I’m willing to give her a pass on this, she’s been famous forever and this is the first truly bad thing she’s done. Maybe it will be a wake up call for her.

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    s0_fly
    Commented on this photo:

    looks like she stuffed her cheeks with golf balls..

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    Herp_Derp_Derp
    Commented on this photo:

    I feel bad for these girls. I know that some will say “They have it all and piss it away. It’s their own fault” I know they’re adults.
    I think these young actors/actresses just want to do what other people are doing at their ages. They had no childhood. It has to be somewhat shitty. I wouldn’t give up my childhood for any amount of money. Shitty

  21. Brandon

    At what point did her dad say she doesn’t drink?

  22. Mick

    Yeah, and my daughter has never had sex but I have the greatest grandson I could wish for. Listen to her and stop being an asshole.

  23. Give the girl a break. She made a mistake. No one was hurt. You guys are acting like she’s Lindsay Lohan or something.

    She’s a cute girl. Just taking a break, she has been working steadily almost all her life. That is one pretty mugshot. I always liked her, she’s sexy see her Maxim photoshoot for proof.

    • JR

      Always liked her too. Kind of sad to see her heading down this path. Hope I’m wrong. There’s no telling how many times I’ve sprayed her face (my computer screen) over the years. She’s been an inspiration on numerous occasions.

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    Humphries
    Commented on this photo:

    Maybe Amanda has very little confidence in herself as she is always cast as some smart mouth little brat………Time to take on some sexy roles and show off those lovely legs and feet of yours!

  25. Amanda Bynes DUI
    Humphries
    Commented on this photo:

    Clearly drunk……….the white line is going in the next direction. Lovely legs though!

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