Amanda Bynes’ Dad Says She Doesn’t Drink,
Here’s Video Of Her Drinking

For those of you who don’t know because I didn’t post about it therefore raising the question if it ever really happened at all, Amanda Bynes was arrested for DUI Friday morning after she plowed into the back of a cop car. So if you ever find yourself driving home from the bar, don’t do that. Anyway, her dad spoke to People yesterday because he apparently went to the same Hollywood parenting seminar as Dina Lohan where you enable the fuck out of your child so they’re good and morally empty for a side career in prostitution, according to maybe-Robert Downey Jr.:

“She was not drunk,” Rick Bynes tells PEOPLE. “I was told that she blew a zero on the Breathalyzer. She didn’t have a single drink that night. My daughter doesn’t drink.
Rick Bynes claims the the cop who arrested Amanda, 26, was at fault for pulling out in front of the actress as she was turning at the West Hollywood intersection where she was cited. Rick adamantly says his daughter was not impaired, explaining that she was arrested because “she was upset and very emotional.”

In Rick Bynes defense, there’s really no greater high than a stack of money from letting grown men have sex with your underage daughter (“Allegedly!,” says theoretically cyber-RDJ.) so the thought that TMZ has video after video of his daughter drunk off her face probably never occurred to him in his state of ecstasy. Also, it’s not like Amanda Bynes is famous anymore, so he probably just assumed she’d fly right under the radar. “What’s that, sweetheart? You need a ride home from the bar again? Goddammit, Amanda, we’ve been over this: No one cares who are you anymore. Just don’t kill anybody and you’ll be fine.” *click*

Photos: Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News / Video: Courtesy of TMZ