That DUI Really Scared Amanda Bynes Straight

April 13th, 2012 // 30 Comments
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Straight up onto the curb! (I’ll go kill myself.)

Barely even a week ago, Amanda Bynes was arrested for DUI. And while most normal people follow that up by lying low and reexamining their lives, Amanda Bynes got right back on the horse like a trooper because here she is leaving a bar last night, getting behind the wheel of a car and promptly backing up it onto the curb because why wouldn’t she be texting the whole time? There’s nothing more important when driving with a buzz than to make sure you’re as distracted as possible. Otherwise, you might notice the steering wheel’s all wobbly and there’s a baby dangling from the wipers. That’s how accidents happen.

Silver Lining: Remember that business about Robert Downey Jr. supposedly going online and outing her and Hayden Panettiere as child prostitutes? Entirely made up. Not sure how that helps Amanda Bynes’ drinking problem, but at least now people can stop hiding their wallets under a mattress whenever she comes over. Shit had to be awkward.

Photos: Pacific Coast News


  1. EricLr

    And right now in Hollywood and Orlando, stage mothers are lining up around the block to pimp their daughters to be the next star on Disney and Nick–thinking all the while that this somehow makes them good parents.

  2. Deacon Jones

    Call me a pig, but there are few things hotter than a slutty dressed girl with a drinking problem.

    But geez….if this guy she’s with is the best she can do, I might have to get divorced and move out west.

    Show those west coast guys a thing or two, they always look like a bunch of pansies.

  3. vandinz

    Is it illegal to use your phone in the car in the US? It is her in the UK but I see people on their phones all the time over there.

  4. El Jefe

    This chick is a fucking idiot. I will bet money she is now a high class escort in Hollywood. I am sure there is a market for wealthy men that want to say they banged a star, even a former one.

    • Richard McBeef

      I’m sure there is a market for that, but how does Bynes come into the equation?

    • EricLr

      You can get a 2-for-1 special this week on the “Facts of Life” girls. Just keep in mind that you don’t get to choose your two. So one of them might be Mindy Cohn.

  5. Fish, I gotta say, I’m a little disappointed that that news that those Amanda Bynes/Hayden Panettiere-child prostitute rumors were complete bullshit has been available for 11 days but you’re only telling us now. At the least, we could have been spared those creepy “make an appointment with her mom” comments on the Hayden post yesterday.

    Oh, who am I kidding. People here are still going to make those comments.

  6. Frank Burns

    That photo captures the exact moment Amanda got the picture of my chode that I sent to her phone. I would have appreciated a stronger response . . .

  7. Amanda Bynes Drunk Texting Driving Curb
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    What is the deal with this new fashion trend with young women? The cut off or rolled up 1985 mom jeans.

    It looks awful.

  8. Wonder how long until the Lindsay Lohan accuser realizes it was Amanda Bynes with whom she had the altercation at the Standard on Thursday night/Friday am? Same puffy face, pinkish red extensions, former child star, similar build and dress…

  9. Amanda Bynes Drunk Texting Driving Curb
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    It’s no paper bag, but it certainly is an improvement.

  10. Amanda Bynes Drunk Texting Driving Curb
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    is she wearing band aids on feet? One came off. No wonder these poor kids drink. They’re always wearing uncomfortable shoes…The pain must be excruciating. Try some flats Amanda..

  11. Amanda Bynes Drunk Texting Driving Curb
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    I’ll say the same thing to Amanda that my father said to me when I clipped the garage door with our Pontiac Parisienne –

    “Way to go, douchenozzle.”

  12. Amanda Bynes Drunk Texting Driving Curb
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    This is all with cell phone in hand? F’n incredible, woman.

  13. She seems pissed these days. Wonder why?

  14. Amanda Bynes Drunk Texting Driving Curb
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    is that a chicken cutlet peekin out?

  15. Amanda Bynes Drunk Texting Driving Curb
    I Need to eat it says
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    she is such a little hottie with awesome legs. I’m so glad she jumed on the train-wreck ride currently vacant in Hollywood.

  16. Amanda Bynes Drunk Texting Driving Curb
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    maybe she backed over the curb because of all the paparazzi in her face trying to take a photo

  17. Bob Loblaw

    Hey Amanda, go smoke a dick.

  18. darth vader

    She looks high as a kite in that mug shot.

  19. Amanda Bynes Drunk Texting Driving Curb
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    “Ok……..where is that how to drive app?”

  20. Amanda Bynes Drunk Texting Driving Curb
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    Ahhh i frikkin loddevvdd this film so much it was one of them ones i just kept watching over n over again n still laughed hehe i love this song so much it has the feel of the movie in it

  21. Amanda Bynes Drunk Texting Driving Curb
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    The best part about the video was they actually shoewd a mother who did set boundaries for her daughter. I just entered the world of being a dad with the birth of my son, and seeing how things are progressing now, his purity is going to be attacked so much sooner than it ever should have been and I have to help him guard it. We have a huge responsibility to teach our own families and youth groups, to go counter cultural to the messages they are seeing all the more. Of course there is going to be a lot of resistance, but our voices need to speak louder into their lives than those of Hollywood and the Red Carpet.

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