And Amanda Bynes Is Driving With A Suspended License While Smoking Weed Now

September 13th, 2012 // 52 Comments
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We’ve already seen Amanda Bynes‘ Deathmobile that by all rights should murder no less than 15 people a day, but now TMZ has pics of the inside of it and surprise, it’s even deathier than you imagined because she’s still driving it around on a suspended license while smoking her face off:

Amanda Bynes was driving aimlessly for hours Tuesday … while smoking out of what appears to be a marijuana pipe and tooling around L.A. on a suspended license.
The photos — obtained by TMZ — show Bynes taking multiple hits out of a pipe that is designed to look like a cigarette lighter in your car.
In one shot, you see what appears to be remnants of marijuana in a cup holder. Some of the nugs appear burnt — as if they had already been smoked.

Amanda started her journey at Baja Fresh in the San Fernando Valley, where she smoked from the pipe in the restaurant parking lot and ate tacos. She then went to a spa, where she spent 3 hours. We’re told Amanda then drove without purpose for several hours, sometimes cutting off other drivers and violating various traffic laws. Amanda ended up at Home Depot, where she again took a hit from the pipe in the parking lot.

When reached for comment the LAPD said, “Aw, no way, she made a bong out of a cigarette lighter? We’re totally scoping that shit out the next time we pull her over and let her go. Such a clever little herd-thinner, bless her heart.”



  1. wooeee…… shes my dream gurl…….

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    Cock Dr
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    Those big day-glo fake talons skeeve me out.

  3. Doo Doo Brown

    this poor girl needs help. in the form of my cock being forced down her throat over and over. we can make more stains on the side of her driver’s door that apparently not even a car wash can remedy.

  4. logan

    this must be driving Lohan crazyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

  5. Beaver Underground

    Driving around San Fernando Valley, smoked a pipe, ate tacos. Is it just me or the second paragraph sounds like a euphemism filled porn movie plot?

  6. EricLr

    Shouldn’t she be at work on an acting job somewhere?

    Wait, what am I saying?

  7. Gary Grant

    Taco eating, pot smoking, fake boobs shaking former child star? My perfect woman.

  8. Deacon Jones

    I dont know about those west coast dudes, but if there was a Hollywood starlet aimlessly driving/walking around smoking pot and drinking, we’d be on that like flies on shit.

  9. JC

    Coming soon: A “reboot” of Deathrace 2000, starring Lohan and Bynes. It won’t be scripted–they’ll just follow the two around with cameras. David Carradine’s role will be played by Randy Travis.

  10. Amanda Bynes Busted Up BMW
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    This bumper…the last thing you will ever see.

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    Frank Burns
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    That spa she went to might want to check up on its inventory of bath salts.

  12. suck it

    I want to see her and Lohan do porn together.

  13. Hugh Evers

    Amanda is a topless tweet away from being America’s newest sweetheart. Your move Alison Pill.

  14. Sven Golly

    If for some reason Amanda ever received Secret Service protection the code name for her car would be “weed-whacker.”

  15. Jack London's sober moment

    it takes CA DMV a while to give a shit, but once they do, she’ll either lose her license for a very long time (like most people) or suck a mile of cock (Lohan) to keep it. let the games begin!

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    TMZ has some photos of the inside of her car…it’s a fucking pig stye. Absolutely filthy with coffee splatters on the dash, weed shake in the cup holders, ashes, etc. I haven’t seen a car that disgusting since my ex wife’s.

  17. cc

    The good thing about a chick this sloppy and dumb, they are almost always easy lays.

  18. Three hours in the spa. Because smoking week, eating tacos, and being ignored by the police for wrecking shit out of people’s cars is hard, stress-filled work.

  19. “It’s not pot, you guys! It’s stevia!. . . Huh, what’s that? It’s ‘salvia’? Oh, uh, yeah, that’s what I meant. Salvia.”

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    So she’s a pothead? That explains everything. How a perfectly normal girl, just starts doing all of this shit. She’s tripping balls. Some people go fucking crazy on drugs. Some people remain relatively normal. It’s obvious which side she falls on.

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    Frank Burns
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    People, she has a medical prescription for marijuana! Its to prevent her from suffering discomfort due to withdrawal from marijuana.

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    I’m not adverse to people having the odd hit from a bong. But I think its fucking stupid and selfish to think you can control 1 or 2 ton metal box on wheels while stoned.

    She seems intent on following the George Micheal driving course and getting an A+.

    Fucking sad really, if this is a cry for help then there are better ways of asking for it.
    If it’s fuck you, then what a douche.

    • Burt

      Well, British researchers found that marijuana in normal doses doesn’t seem to impair driving skills, and theorized that (here’s the keyword) MOST people who are too stoned to drive wouldn’t because they would realize their impairment. Clearly, the study wasn’t conducted using self-entitled celebrities, nor was it set in the US, where said celebrities receive a slap on the wrist when they mess up.

  23. Dirty MIke

    Anyone else find it super-creepy how the pap stalked this chick all day? Seems like she needs help. Which she probably will not get without police intervention.

    • Burt

      The paparazzi can’t get pictures unless you put yourself in a situation that allows them to. You don’t have to become a shut-in to get away from the paparazzi, either.

  24. vgrly

    Weed must make her thirsty. Who orders 3 drinks from Starfucks at one time?

  25. chicka

    She can’t even get arrested in that town!!

  26. MR M

    I’ll raise the BS Flag that it’s marijuana. No way is she getting done a full day’s worth of errands and smoking weed.

    Now if they reported her taking about doing all that then forgetting about it. Then the story would be true.

  27. Burt

    That would explain why she always looks stoned.

  28. Amanda Bynes Busted Up BMW
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    “Get me Obama! Bitch stole my crazy!” – Lindsey Lohan

  29. Mama Pinkus

    I don’t think this girl is famous enough to warrant this kind of drama

  30. Amanda Bynes Busted Up BMW
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    Girlfriend needs to can it with that busted BMW. I’m sure the carfax is terrible on it but it’s time to trade in. The bumper is already busted, and she’s trying to get into fender benders to get on TMZ, she’s gonna make those airbags deploy.

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    Can’t they involuntary commit her to a mental health facility? This really is sad…

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    Seriously? Who the fuck talks to themselves and makes up a language when they’re high off weed? She looks like a fucking crackhead so clearly this is more than that. A bad case of meth or bath salts would be my guess!

    • Nubcake

      People who are bipolar and in a manic episode have those symptoms from weed consumption. I’m pretty sure that’s what’s going on here. Poor girl needs some serious help :(

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    I can´t focus on anything but the nails…
    Bright pink,one is broken,and she´s also painted part of her little finger…who did her nails? A toddler? Even the shape is awful.

    What happened to her? o.0 She used to be cute,now she looks like she´s trying to morph into octmom.

  34. Amanda Bynes Busted Up BMW
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    WTF have they done to weed since the last time I smoked it? I just got really thirsty, and hungry and then became totally convinced the cops were coming to my house….RIGHT THEN! but I did it all in English, not some fucked up imaginary language. Curb the crazy, and eat some pizza rolls like the rest of us, Amanda. Shit.

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    is the front of the car smashed in?

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    Amanda is AWWWWWWWWWESOME….!!!!! It’s a shame that she is going through tough times like we all do and have….but, hang in there lady and you will survive and be stronger from it all…!!! Sure wish I could meet you in person….?

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