On April 6, Amanda Bynes was arrested for DUI and not even a week later she was already stumbling out of bars, getting behind the wheel of a car and backing up over curbs while texting which was, naturally, splattered all over the Internet. So you’d just assume that maybe now Amanda Bynes would realize she should probably tone it down a bit except for her next trick she decided to do a (presumably) drunken 3-point turn in the middle of Robertson Blvd. that apparently took eight hours without anyone stopping her. People reports:
Around 10:30 p.m., Bynes, 26, was spotted “holding up traffic and doing an incredibly slow … 3-point turn in the middle of Robertson [Blvd.],” an eyewitness tells PEOPLE of the incident on the major thoroughfare.
“It was taking forever and she finally made it into the driveway,” the eyewitness adds. “She looked wobbly – I guess it could have been the heels since she was wearing sky-high nude pumps, but she did seem out of it.”
After neglecting to pay the valet (who had to chase her down for the $8 charge), Bynes, who looked quite thin according to the witness, and a male friend went into SUR restaurant and bar.
In Amanda Bynes’ defense, how could she, another child actor fed to the Hollywood machine by enabling parents, watch everything that’s happened to Lindsay Lohan and not think she’s on her way to getting a key to the city? She’s probably doing donuts in a day care parking lot right now waiting for one of those strollers with twins in it to show up. “Patience, Amanda, patience… Fuck it, I want a mochaccino. DIE, SINGULAR BABY!”
*VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM*
Photos: Fame/Flynet, Splash News
do porn and die. don’t care what order.
Somebodies on her period. Aww poor beef curtains, what ever will you do? Not get laid that’s what.
likely, but that’s beside the point.
don’t take no guff from these swine doc.
@linus do you realize who you’re fucking talking to?
Methinks Linus needs Lucy to teach him some proper grammar.
what a great interview. I just wish it was betetr qulity but w/e Loved it so much!! I’ve always said that I wanted to see an interview with the 2 of them, and now I have thanks again for the upload
She’s much hotter than Lohan so watching this could be a lot of fun. Go crazy girl !
I’m with the Bonkster on this one. I never found Blowhan remotely good looking. This chick on the other hand…
Would smash
Amanda Bynes? Did that chick have a show on Nickelodeon? Was she in a movie where her Daddy was from England? I haven’t seen her since then, did she get majorly hot or sitnmhoeg? Where can I find pics?
imminent cooter flash expected and happily anticipated
“That’s hot”
I had a huge crush on this girl when I was a kid. I thought she had her head on straight. Now she’s pulling Lindsay Lohan tricks? Next thing you’re gonna tell me that Howard Stern isn’t relevant anymore.
OOPS! XD
that hollywood nights whatever site says she tried to bang peter faccinelli back in that day when she was on that show with jennie garth, and that she would have loud obnoxious sex in her trailer with large black men. also she quit acting because nobody would hire her anymore. this was a long time coming
Wait, what?
Who cares if they were black?
i personally never even noticed her time as reigning disney tween industry whore.
my favorites were always JLH and the duffster.
but anyway, if these hos are really millionaires and billionaires why the fuck don’t they get a personal carry me home servant like slash used to have?
…or every star in the Golden Age of Hollywood. I’m not sure what the fascination is with driving your own drunk ass home.
Switch the background and she’d look like she’s at the AVN Awards in Vegas. She does have a body built for porn.
Come on sex tape, come on.
Must be a slow gossip day for Fish that Amanda Bynes is considered “celebrity”.
If I were this broad I would audition for every God damn role in Hollywood. There has to be one fucking freak that would love to put her to work. Really though she has enough cash and influence to make her own movie or TV show, but there’s a Quentin Tarantino getting a boner for her right now out there somewhere.
I would drink her vomit with a straw.
She makes me hate that I am white. Whore only likes the chocolate.
Does that mean Lohan is the new Phoebe Price..aka Chicken Cutlets? Already has the red weave.
I dunno, I feel like if she were really partying that hard, we would be drowning in sexy pics posted to her twitter account and I am sad to say that I am bone dry.
She’s not the new Lindsay till she starts climbing out of cars while flashing a lil’ Bynes beaver. Fingers crossed.
Yeah, yeah…bad driving…hitting stuff…whatever.
Let me know when she starts whipping out the titties for photo-shoots.
ummm yeah ok!Like i will just go get my modest black book with my star bideuds phone numbers in.WTF, the just do go nearly charitable random strangers there call number. STALKERS!!!!
I just came. twice.
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I didn’t know she was the Joker’s sister.
It’s sad that a picture from 2009 had to be pulled out to show she was decent looking.
I propose all her victims be allowed to perform a hit & run on her. In the ass I mean.
I second that motion.
She may be a shitty driver, but she’s sexy as fuck. I would wreck that. No mercy. She’d have to call the police to get me off her ass.
What the heck happened to her face?
Classic concussion face…
oh no, did she get her lips done?