Amanda Bynes Is Your New Lindsay Lohan

By: The Superficial / April 17, 2012

On April 6, Amanda Bynes was arrested for DUI and not even a week later she was already stumbling out of bars, getting behind the wheel of a car and backing up over curbs while texting which was, naturally, splattered all over the Internet. So you’d just assume that maybe now Amanda Bynes would realize she should probably tone it down a bit except for her next trick she decided to do a (presumably) drunken 3-point turn in the middle of Robertson Blvd. that apparently took eight hours without anyone stopping her. People reports:

Around 10:30 p.m., Bynes, 26, was spotted “holding up traffic and doing an incredibly slow … 3-point turn in the middle of Robertson [Blvd.],” an eyewitness tells PEOPLE of the incident on the major thoroughfare.
“It was taking forever and she finally made it into the driveway,” the eyewitness adds. “She looked wobbly – I guess it could have been the heels since she was wearing sky-high nude pumps, but she did seem out of it.”
After neglecting to pay the valet (who had to chase her down for the $8 charge), Bynes, who looked quite thin according to the witness, and a male friend went into SUR restaurant and bar.

In Amanda Bynes’ defense, how could she, another child actor fed to the Hollywood machine by enabling parents, watch everything that’s happened to Lindsay Lohan and not think she’s on her way to getting a key to the city? She’s probably doing donuts in a day care parking lot right now waiting for one of those strollers with twins in it to show up. “Patience, Amanda, patience… Fuck it, I want a mochaccino. DIE, SINGULAR BABY!”

*VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM*

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