With her Tokemobile of Death impounded, Amanda Bynes no longer has an easy way to blow an entire day just cruising around ramming into shit. She’s like Michael Knight without KITT if KITT were a bong on wheels that murders people. So place a young girl in that position, and what else does she have to do but lock herself in changing rooms for hours on end and suck at shoplifting? Society drove her to this. TMZ reports:
Amanda was shopping at Kin (above) — a hip boutique. Amanda took some clothes inside the fitting room and stayed for 1 hr. 45 min.
The clerks heard a banging sound coming from inside the dressing room every 10 minutes or so. One clerk made a distress call to another employee, saying he was concerned about Bynes being hold up for so long. The employee drove to the store to help, to no avail. Amanda wouldn’t come out, telling them, “I need more time.”
Amanda finally came out at around 5:30 PM, went to the register and bought a pair of stilettos, a pair of sunglasses and a few other things.
Now get this … as Amanda walked out she noticed she had tried on a bathing suit top that was underneath her dress and told the clerk she forgot it was on. Amanda then paid for the suit.
Amanda saw a few photogs before leaving and then asked the clerk to call her a cab. It’s unclear how she arrived at the store.
So the bad news is Amanda Bynes is appearing out of thin air looking for a place to OD and die now, but the good news is at least she’s calling a cab when that doesn’t pan out. Or at least it’s good news if cabbies don’t immediately cave to the first death threat and let her get behind the wheel. “They have bumper cars in your country, swami? Let me show you how they work…”
Photos: WENN
She is a lost cause.
Unless the cause is slow-motion train wrecks, in which case she’s definitely a keeper.
What’s worse if she survies this somehow she’ll be one of those reformed self righteous Hollywood cunts who try to tell everyone else how to live their lives.
what’s with all these Disney and Nickleodeon kids. they grow up and turn into dope heads and nut jobs. i guess they had to be responsible and adult like because they were the bread winners of the family and so when their show(s) are all over and their career starts to wane…the repressed teenager comes out full force. and no ones their to tell them no. very sad when you think about it….being has been at the age when most of us start making something of ourselves.
I don’t think it’s their repressed teenager coming out. These are damaged people who had a lot of stress and expectations put on them at an age when they didn’t need it and weren’t ready to deal with it. They are burned out and don’t know what to do with themselves because their personalities couldn’t develop properly. So they can’t function as adults either.
Too serious for the Superficial, but too true too.
I don’t know what wrong with her but I’m really hoping she gets better and doesn’t end up like Britney Spears. So fucking sad.
Probably not the Britney route unless her momma’s prenatal regimen included a quart of corn liquor every day. I could see her maybe doing a Margot Kidder.
Oh man this is sad. I thought the first few weeks of posts were funny but now I just feel sorry for her. Where’s her family?
Lost in the food court
Her mom floated away in a hot air balloon mishap, and her dad is in the kitchen thinking he has spiders all over his face (tell me someone gets the reference, please!).
It would be nice if she put out a sex tape or posed for Playboy as part of her downward spiral. I would call that a tear jerker.
I would draw her a white powdery line straight to my bed…but I would be too afraid Lindsey Lohan would show up instead.
Or, even worse, Dina Lohan
Or Chevy Chase. (I can’t be the only one who remembers Modern Problems.)
Of course not. That was probably his best movie.
I keep trying to send this link from Chevy Chase’s first movie. It’s the most hilarious sketch ever, and I just pulled all my internals from laughing at it.
Chevy’s not in it, unless he is the hands. Hard to tell. But he’s in other awesome sketches in it. :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6vJYyYrRps
This almost isn’t even funny anymore.
ALMOST.
But in all seriousness, girlfriend needs help. Sad.
usually i make jabs at celebrities for acting stupid but it’s becoming evident that she’s the worlds best actress at playing crazy or having serious mental health issues.
not that anybody on this site would help her, but somebody clearly needs to get her help. where is her family?
In her defense, it’s very hard to get away from those clothes hangers when they start yapping on about their kids.
Alot of stars end up like this due to drugs then they start trying to/are stealing and wreck it stuff. Trying to be like LiLo is a hazard to society and pointless.
What the hell happened to her?
If rumors are true she was abused by a Nickelodeon producer since she was very young. Can’t remember the name of the guy but there’s rumors that it was actually him who got Jamie Lynn Spears pregnant and that’s why we’ve never seen her again and she never went back to work after the baby. Idk… I’ve read many blind items about that guy. Wouldn’t be surprised. Too many child actors end up crazy for a reason!
“Can’t remember the name of the guy”
Dan Schneider (aka Ricky from “Better Off Dead”). Those were the rumors anyway. Find it a little unlikely myself. I say again, this is Ricky from “Better Off Dead” (yeah, the fat guy from “Head of the Class”). Doesn’t strike me as the kind of guy with the potential to seduce large numbers of teenage girls. But, then again, Hollywood is a weird place.
Seduce?
More like rape or blackmail. Lets not forget these girls were like 12 – 14 when they were working for that fat, disgusting bastard. You can’t “seduce” a kid, but you can molest them.
At first, I found this whole Amanda Bynes thing hilarious, but unlike LiLo, she doesn’t seem as attention-whoreish… I’m starting to feel really, really sorry for her and I hope she gets help with whatever demons she’s facing
First Dan Schneider, then Room 23. My heart really goes out to this girl.
Bynes and Lohan should bolt together like some sort of Voltron of poor decision making. Or just snort a pile of coke and go down on each other.
I’d buy that for a dollar.
What am I missing? She was in a dressing room for 2 hours? A banging sound every 10 minutes? Was that supposed to be her doing drugs? And she must have walked to the store, someone help my small brain understand these events the way you all seem to…thanks.
One time on acid I spent 3 hours getting a pack of cigarettes out of my car. Yeah, I don’t fucking know, dude. Sometimes shit just takes a long time when you are on drugs.
HIGH-larious!!!!
The human vagina can only hold so much stolen apparel. She had to stop every ten minutes to hammer it in.
…Maybe working up the “courage” to steal some stuff? The swimtop under her clothes is a dead giveaway, she just chickened out at the last minute. Drugs only complicated the whole business, is my guess; made her doubt herself too much to pull it off. Shoplifting isn’t always about not having the money; it’s self-destructive acting-out type behavior; a cry for help… Remember Winona Rider, back in the day – ? And of course the Cracken. But with the Cracken I think it IS about not having the money, actually…
Wow….every day it’s something new. Anyone making some popcorn, I’ll take mine with a dash of salt, hold the butter. Thanks.
“I changed my hair guys, I’m brand new!” She is just like Lindsay! So much so, Lindsay is jealous!!
I call BS.
It’s a publicity meltdown.
She’s needing acting work.
“Let’s see…what goes with my untucked vintage punk-rock tee, rolled-up khakis, barely-tied white sneakers (no socks, natch), and of course, my tats, four-day beard, and peroxide flip? I know! This fancy felt burgundy fedora!”
and for accessories… a badger on stilts.
They’re on their way to a TV Party.
I imagine her materializing in boutiques in a ball of fire and lightning bolts, just like a Terminator.
And she’s naked, of course.
I suppose the rumors are true–she can really only climax in dressing rooms. now, why it took her two hours is a more serious issue–it’s a truly disturbed young woman who goes shopping without a proper dildo in her purse.
For a second there I thought she was shopping with Samantha Ronson. Like she really did morph into LaLohan.
“They’ll never see me, not while I have my Inviso-Fur on! Ninja Bynes has evaded your gaze once again!”
She’s always by herself. Shopping alone, at Starbucks alone, driving around alone, getting high alone. I feel bad for her.
What is it about child actors that they end up so strange and messed up? Makes me remember what Corey Feldman said when Corey H died. That the number 1 problem in the industry is the predators and pedophiles. Everyone knew those two boys were passed around executives when they were at their peak. Wasn’t he going to reveal the names of the biggest pedophiles in Hollywood?
There’s rumors about Amanda Bynes too. The nasty Nickeleodeon executive/producer who sleeps with the youngest girls. Back when the Hayden Panetiere rumor came out, there were rumors pointing at the same guy being the one who knocked up Jamie Lynn Spears.
Makes sense! All these kids end up insane! :(
I don’t know how often she’s actually alone. They try to take pictures that don’t show the friends, or cut them out before posting.
God I want to lick those legs and her pretty little pussy too
I realize that this was from the quote, making it TMZ’s fault, but the phrase is “holed up”, as in hiding one’s self in a hole. Because I know you all come here for the English lessons.
At least she paid for the item she forgot to take off. She’s one up on LiLo for that.
A sad day for our society when dimwitted starlets have to recycle the trainwreck playbook…she’s done the Lohan stunts, now she’s doing the Winona Rider thing (though not as determinedly). Can’t we have starlets thinking of fresh shit, like shampooing with BBQ lighter fluid them smoking a blunt?
Seriously, what is going on with those fingernails? I understand a coke nail, but 10?
Chachi nails.
I’ve heard that Amanda’s THC levels are now so prodigious; you can get high just buy licking her.
* by *
Why does this chick have 2 giant purses??
Maybe she was just rubbing one out.
LEAVE AMANDA ALONE!
Yeah, right, dipshit. Leave her a lone and she’ll be dead within 6 weeks. Keep pounding at her and maybe something will pull her back from the precipice.
Oh you must be Penelope Tate, Amanda’s number one fan plz
Why is she hiding? She’s dressed nice and has her makeup done?!? Her looks are the only thing that will keep her on the c-list, she should work while she still can.
Legs.
A) Who are these East Germans she’s kicking it with?
B) Fritz’s Black Flag shirt says, “Nervous Breakdown” on it.
Wait for it, wait for it.
How does this qualify as news…this is the most boring crap I’ve ever read.
Well, if nothing else, at least they impounded her deathmobile…
I’m actually feeling sorry for her.
Oh well.. Her hair looks great.
What an entourage. Two Sprockets wannabes. Poor Amanda, what a dumb ass.