Amanda Bynes Apparently Wants You To See What Dieting Did To Her Boob

December 14th, 2012 // 24 Comments

Amanda Bynes posted two photos to Instagram last night to show off she’s on both the no candy and watermelon diet even though I’m pretty sure that last one is a horribly racist attempt to bang more black guys. Anyway, in case you were wondering just how far gone Amanda Bynes is, notice how she wanted to show off her new body, but only by way of her right tit because there’s no fucking way she’s letting the left one talk. That one’s a liar. Like Pepe Silvia and Abu Nazir tied together with a nipple on top which is literally what my mind came up with to transition into this mash-up, so I have no room to judge:

I like to imagine Charlie is Amanda’s left brain, Carrie is her right and Mac and Saul are the talking seals that tell her cars need to be turned into bongs or a dragon will swallow the earth.

h/t Todd

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  1. Amanda Bynes Diet Photo Instagram
    Don Draper's Dad
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    I didn’t realize you could put colonoscopy pictures on instagram.

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    karlito
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    bitches be crazy!! i love it that when these Hollywood girls start going off their rockers the boobies start popping out. come on Amanda a little more…we be needing some nipple action!!

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    Liv
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    what the fuck are we looking at?

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    Ghost
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    I can’t say that I DON’T like this picture

  5. Amanda Bynes Diet Photo Instagram
    Ghost
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    I think it’s more breast pictures. I’m gonna masturbate to it, just in case it is breast!

  6. kimmykimkim

    So fucking what. You think you’re only bitch with tits? Ill-fitting tank top, whoop-de-fuckin-do.

  7. Urbanspaceman

    Amanda got her tits boosted when she was still a teenager. Dieting won’t reduce them much.

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    not me - the guy next to me
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    It’s the mutara nebula. now my shields are useless. thanks amanda baynes.

  9. I am really fucking impressed. I guess.

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    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Amanda! Your bra is asking you to take it off! You must listen to Lord Panky!

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    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Bynes is guest starring on the Dexter finale?

  12. zomgbie

    she lost weight cuz shes doing a lot more walking these days.

  13. Amanda Bynes Boob Instagram Diet Photo
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    That bra is awful. Take it off now.

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    Joel
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    Amanda likes the dark meat

  15. “You guys, I had to get a boob job!”

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    Like
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    Like.like.like.

  17. Burt

    Posting bad pictures of her cleavage is not the best way to divert people’s attention away from the problems she’s been having problems recently.

    • Burt

      Darn, that was a mess…Here goes again…

      Posting bad pictures of her cleavage is not the best way to divert people’s attention away from the problems she’s been having recently.

  18. uh… what is she trying to prove here?

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    rubbydubby
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    I wonder if this rack is really hers.

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