Amanda Bynes Deemed ‘Gravely Disabled,’ Parents Granted Temporary Conservatorship

So remember the other day when I posted that Amanda Bynes is getting better? Haha! No. Not at all. None of that is happening. TMZ reports:

As we first reported … Amanda was not in court, because doctors at the psychiatric hospital got a 1-month extension on her psych hold … because she’s “gravely disabled” with mental illness.
Amanda’s lawyer told the judge … she’s spoken with the actress several times and Amanda opposes the conservatorship, believing it’s not necessary.
The conservatorship not only covers Amanda’s personal well-being, it gives her mom the ability to manage her finances. Amanda’s $4 million savings have been rapidly depleted, though it’s unclear what she’s been spending money on. The judge cautioned the parents not to make any significant deals without consulting with Amanda’s lawyer.

While on the surface it seems pretty shitty that Amanda’s parents who or may not be responsible for her downfall by allegedly letting the Nickelodeon producer who allegedly knocked up Jamie Lynn Spears allegedly have sex with their mentally disabled daughter just to make her famous, the good news is that you eventually do get to keep all of your kid’s money after feeding them into the Hollywood machine and watching their body, mind and soul completely shatter upon the gears. So on that note – *throws condoms out the window* – who wants to go halves on an IRA? I know a guy at Sprout.

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