Amanda Bynes: ‘Just Kidding! My Dad Didn’t Try And Have Sex With Me’
UPDATE: Guess who just got 5150’d.
Earlier today, Amanda Bynes went on a lengthy Twitter rant accusing her father of sexual abuse which turned out to be on the heels of her parents finally arriving in New York to get her into a mental health facility. Since then, her mother issued the following statement to E! News:
“I am heartbroken today for my husband of 47 years,” Lynn Bynes’ attorney Tamar Arminak tells E! News exclusively in a statement on her behalf. “Rick has been the best father and husband a family can ask for. He has never abused Amanda or our other children physically or sexually. These accusations are absolutely horrible and could not be further from the truth! These allegations stem from Amanda’s mental state at the moment. They have no basis in reality. It saddens me beyond belief that my husband’s character could be slandered in such a way.”
And now Amanda is walking back all of her claims and blaming it entirely on the microchip in her head. But for the record, her dad’s the one who put it there even though he’s not a child molester. Just so we’re all on the same page:
My dad never did any of those things The microchip in my brain made me say those things but he's the one that ordered them to microchip me
— amanda bynes (@amandabynes) October 10, 2014
In related news, Stephen Collins was last seen high-fiving God who apparently is a really big 7th Heaven fan and wouldn’t feel right if He didn’t at least do something.
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