Because you can’t spend everyday asking Drake to commit a homicide in your vagina (Or can you…), here’s Amanda Bynes tweeting selfies of her cleavage that, judging by the lens flare, are apparently for J.J. Abrams.
“Attempted larceny my clit!” I believe she wrote.
I’m pretty sure her breasts are supposed to be in the underwire cup, not underneath of it… but maybe that’s how the crazies do it?
She’s not wearing it correctly. The boobs should be much higher, and the top should be wadded up in a ball on the floorboard of my car.
Not doing it right? Reminds me of that Woody Allen movie….
Lady: “I finally had an orgasm but my doctor said it was ‘the wrong kind’.”
Woody: “The wrong kind? My worst one was…right on the money.”
Does not even look like her. What the hell did she do to herself and why?
She does know she doesn’t need the flash, right?
That’s not the flash. That’s the photographic evidence of the poltergeist that’s possessed her.
Gee, I wish I had nothing better to do than hang out in the shitter and take pictures of myself. The pay must be awesome.
another disney whore
Just get it over with already and post those vag shots like all the crazy celeb chicks from the days of yore
Those look mighty nice. I am not Drake, but I would be more than happy to assist her in murdering her vagina and wrecking her boobs and face.
the latest pics all seem to indicate her face is wrecked.
Well then I will provide her face with some of my homemade spackle and fix it right up:)
Looks like shes been hittin’ the Thrift Shop down the road. I will take two of whatever shes on.
I’d fuck the crazy out of her.
Well, mebby not – but I’d try.
God bless you Hollywood. Don’t you ever change.
She’s no Megan McCain.
I don’t care if she is suffering with Criminally Antisocial Personality Disorder. Those pretty tits make up for a lot of character/mental defects.
Why is it that all of a woman’s crazy is stored in her tits?
I’m convinced she’s trollin us pretty hard, and that + those tits = MUST MURDER BYNESGINA
It is hard to find her in NYC as she blends in with all the other crazy blondes.
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