Amanda Bynes Tweeted Her Crazy Cleavage Again

March 27th, 2013 // 37 Comments

Because you can’t spend everyday asking Drake to commit a homicide in your vagina (Or can you…), here’s Amanda Bynes tweeting selfies of her cleavage that, judging by the lens flare, are apparently for J.J. Abrams.

“Attempted larceny my clit!” I believe she wrote.

Photos: Twitter


  1. Amanda Bynes Cleavage Twitter
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    I would commit several SEC violations on those.



  3. I’m pretty sure her breasts are supposed to be in the underwire cup, not underneath of it… but maybe that’s how the crazies do it?

    • She’s not wearing it correctly. The boobs should be much higher, and the top should be wadded up in a ball on the floorboard of my car.

    • alex

      Not doing it right? Reminds me of that Woody Allen movie….

      Lady: “I finally had an orgasm but my doctor said it was ‘the wrong kind’.”

      Woody: “The wrong kind? My worst one was…right on the money.”

  4. Angela

    Does not even look like her. What the hell did she do to herself and why?

  5. Facts

    She does know she doesn’t need the flash, right?

  6. Amanda Bynes Cleavage Twitter
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    It’s nice to see her try a bit of cosplay but I don’t recall a “Retard Smurf” from the comic books.

  7. Gee, I wish I had nothing better to do than hang out in the shitter and take pictures of myself. The pay must be awesome.

  8. skunk

    another disney whore

  9. Amanda Bynes Cleavage Twitter
    Jon Pork
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    I always wanted to do smurfette.

  10. bob

    Just get it over with already and post those vag shots like all the crazy celeb chicks from the days of yore

  11. Amanda Bynes Cleavage Twitter
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    I’d commit grand theft anal on her.

  12. Amanda Bynes Cleavage Twitter
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    I hope she got her security deposit back because that stare is vacant…ZING!

  13. Those look mighty nice. I am not Drake, but I would be more than happy to assist her in murdering her vagina and wrecking her boobs and face.

  14. Amanda Bynes Cleavage Twitter
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    I guess she wanted to see what she looked like asleep. I’m not surprised she thought that would make sense.

  15. Amanda Bynes Cleavage Twitter
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    is she wearing a scrub top? Like the kind of non threatening clothing they give you after admission so you can’t strangle yourself with hoodie drawstrings and whatnot?

  16. Looks like shes been hittin’ the Thrift Shop down the road. I will take two of whatever shes on.

  17. I’d fuck the crazy out of her.
    Well, mebby not – but I’d try.

  18. Amanda Bynes Cleavage Twitter
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    It didn’t take her long to master the art of obscuring her botched face in photographs. She’s a smart girl, people.

  19. Icehawg

    God bless you Hollywood. Don’t you ever change.

  20. cc

    She’s no Megan McCain.

  21. I don’t care if she is suffering with Criminally Antisocial Personality Disorder. Those pretty tits make up for a lot of character/mental defects.

  22. Grand Dragon

    Why is it that all of a woman’s crazy is stored in her tits?

  23. Sandoucheky

    I’m convinced she’s trollin us pretty hard, and that + those tits = MUST MURDER BYNESGINA

  24. Amanda Bynes Cleavage Twitter
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    Is it drugs or schizophrenia? Why isn’t her family helping her?

    • skidmark

      they tried to, they moved out to LA for her which is when she decided to up and head out to NY to get away from them. it doesn’t seem like there’s much they can enforce legally until she does something serious and hurts herself somehow.

  25. It is hard to find her in NYC as she blends in with all the other crazy blondes.

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    Dr. J
    Commented on this photo:

    Is there anything sadder than the most popular people in the world all alone in some hotel bathroom taking pictures of themselves? Why are they all so weirdly desperate? Read a book or something, geez.

  27. Amanda Bynes Cleavage Twitter
    Interred Ferguson
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    She does realize breasts are not supposed to look like two adjacent shotputs, right??? That being said, I’d still brave the crazy, and play IOC judge, making sure those suckers are fully to Olympic specifications.

  28. Amanda Bynes Cleavage Twitter
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    Just do Playboy, get it over with!!

  29. Amanda Bynes Cleavage Twitter
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    this girl needs help before its too late.

  30. Amanda Bynes Cleavage Twitter
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    I’d smurf the smurf out of that.

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