Amanda Bynes Is In A Bikini

April 7th, 2014 // 32 Comments

Now that Amanda Bynes‘ parents scored that conservatorship they always wanted, they can use her money to go on awesome vacations. So here’s the whole crew at Cabo San Lucas yesterday where part of the healing process is treating Amanda like a normal, non-crazy celebrity who simply had a “rough spot” full of vagina murder and arson. I’ll go first: Mmm, that butt sure looks like it could use some pee. But not because it hears voices! This is purely sexual. I don’t even know what schizophrenia means. (Nailed it.)

Photos: Enpacto/AKM-GSI


  1. Amanda Bynes Bikini
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    Credit where credit’s due, she doesn’t seem to have suffered any of the usual psych med side effects, like weight gain and bloating, and…oh, Christ, she’s not on any medication, is she?

    Oh well. If you want to pee in a butt, sometimes you have to let the young lady cover your windows with aluminum foil and destroy all of your smoke detectors. That’s how most of my dates go, anyway.

  2. I’m glad she is doing better mentally and physically. Hopefully she can continue doing well.

    Also glad she got rid of the implants. She is no longer on the Courtney Stodden road to ruin.

  3. Amanda Bynes Bikini
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    I still would. Just for nostalgia’s sake. She still looks pretty good.

  4. good to see, this poor girl definitely suffered from mental illness. glad she has the support she needs, unlike 99.999% of the Hollywood tarts out there. Amanda’s mom is like the anti-Kris Kuntdashian. kudos!

    • Same here. Hopefully she can get back to something resembling normal. If she needs to get out of the business, then that’s what it takes. Just get healthy.

  5. PassingTrue

    A little time in the gym might help, perhaps. But kudos for pulling out of the self destructive spiral so we can return to making fun of people who *aren’t* trying to kill themselves.

    • I gave you the thumbs down because of your first comment. This poor woman has had much bigger problems than pleasing you with her body. It is encouraging to see her doing so much better.

  6. Amanda Bynes Bikini
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    I guess heroine addiction is hereditary.

  7. Samwill


  8. This isn’t nearly as entertaining as Amanda running wild and calling everyone ugly. And if we can’t exploit celebrity metal illness for our own entertainment then what does this country have left? Fucking Obama has taken everything from me!

  9. Amanda Bynes Bikini
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    What is wrong with her stomach? Tummy tuck gone bad?

  10. Dis how chicken lay egg.

  11. good to see she seems to be feeling better.
    pap needs to just leave her alone.

  12. Amanda Bynes Bikini
    Mama Pinkus
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    looking good……get well Amanda……some of us really do care

  13. Robb7

    This is how parenting is done, Lohans!!

  14. Professor

    I miss her boobs, they made her much more interesting.

  15. Sometimes one is a parent (and by that, I mean full-time parenting) for the rest of their lives. It does happen. It’s good she has her parents there for her.

  16. Amanda Bynes Bikini
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    Veronika and Don, i thank you both for the laugh. Good comedy.

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