They Finally Arrested Amanda Bynes

May 24th, 2013 // 36 Comments
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Amanda Bynes has only been walking around in public blatantly smoking weed since April 8th, so let’s give it up to the NYPD for taking just under two months to make the easiest arrest of their lives. Easy as in having probable cause, that is, because bitch went crazy on them. TMZ reports:

We’re told Amanda went ballistic when officers arrived — kicking and screaming during the arrest, and yelling … “Don’t you know who I am?”
Our law enforcement sources say she’s been booked for criminal possession of the pot, as well as reckless endangerment and felony tampering with evidence.
The endangerment and tampering occurred when Bynes allegedly threw a bong out of her apartment window.

According to NBC New York, Amanda Bynes was taken to Roosevelt Hospital for a psychiatric evaluation, so just assume that’s not going well. Then again, I probably shouldn’t rule out the arresting officers being ugly faces whose boyfriends she fucked so they Photoshopped a bong flying out her window to get back at her. She has to be right at least one of these times. Statistically speaking.

Photos: Splash News

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  1. Mr. Poop

    Throw away the key

  2. bewbs

    “The Pot” … does my mom write for TMZ now?

    • ENGRISH

      Pot possession was previously referred to, and then they refer to the actual object of “the pot”. If there was a pile of weed on the table you wouldn’t say to your friend “PASS POT” like some moron caveman, you’d say “PASS THE POT”.

      They’re not saying it like old people do, you fail horribly at english.

  3. Smapdi

    All I can think of is the shrink at the hospital, trying to duck out early after a strenuous day of extra-strength crazy people, when the cops dragging in Bynes spot him and say “we got a fresh one for ya doc”.

    • nah dont worry shrinks have shift work at hospitals
      im sure they wouldnt mind staying for that too lol
      she was probably admitted into a unit and theyll force her to stay or go to detox

  4. Tiggles

    Having crept out of rehab to get a fix, a disguised Lindsay Lohan prowled the streets of New York, only to find herself knocked unconscious by bong someone had thrown out a window.

  5. Awesome! New celebrity mug shot! Can’t wait.

  6. The Casting Couch

    Well, it sucks that they arrested her for weed. But it’s good that she’s getting a psych eval.

  7. “Don’t you know who I am?”
    “Let her go, guys. It’s just Reese Witherspoon.”

  8. I hope they get her the help she needs.

    • So this. It’s really sad to watch someone unraveling so publically and spectacularly and not have any family to step in and stop her from circling the bowl. Hopefully they can keep her long enough to get her stabilized and reduce those ducklips.

  9. Coke from a Hooker's Bottom

    who cares, another moronic celebuTARD

    show us your teets or stfu bish

  10. LOL “don’t you know who I am?” Is this the mating call of the delinquent celebrity-wannabe?

  11. Beer for thought

    hahaha no not the pot! How surprised were they when it wasn’t a pile of PCP? I just posted yesterday how someone, anyone, should step in and help her. I guess this kinda works. That poor psychologist. In a seriousness now, seeing as though it was just weed, I’m glad someones taking a scientific look at all the crazy rather than just gossip sites and magazines.

  12. I don’t even feel badly for her because she acts like such a rude bitch.

  13. Taylor Swift's Tampon String

    Am I the only one who finds John Stamos dreamy in these yogurt commericals?

  14. cc

    Was she arrested in the same sense as the rest of us would be or arrested in the Lohan sense of the word?

  15. Just a reminder to all you parents out there; If you treat your kid as a commodity instead of a person, you’ll end up with something similar to this.

  16. At Roosevelt? High time.

  17. Cock Dr

    It often takes a good long time but eventually the raving crazy will get picked up by law enforcement.
    Because she is young and pretty and white and high profile she’ll get more attention & better treament than the average Jane Doe.
    Unfortunately that doesn’t necessarily mean her treatment will be successful (see Exhibit A L. Lohan).
    Good luck Amanda.

  18. soaboutthis

    I dont mean to play devils advocate here but you never see her face & is the officer is blowing bubbles with her gum?
    all seems a little too strange- even for her

  19. Edward Elizabeth Hitler

    “Do you know who I am?” Oh the cry of the fucking entitled celebutard. Hey you dumb cunt, you’re not in California. You may actually face some real consequences here.

  20. JC

    She might be in for a long-ish stay once she tells them about the smoke detectors spying on her.

  21. Dang, I was kinda hoping she’d put out a sex tape, possibly with the boyfriend of the InTouch editor, before she got institutionalized.

    Oh well, hopefully she gets her shit together, I actually liked her.

  22. It wasn’t her that threw the bong, her apartment was hacked! that’s a thing right?

  23. Amanda Bynes Arrest Photos
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    The bad news is that she looks crazy in the platinum blonde wig. The good news is it covers up the bald head and large Swastika tattoo nicely.

  24. Amanda Bynes Arrest Photos
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    Are they gonna charge her for stealing one of Miss Piggy’s wigs too? Hiiiii Yah!

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    leighnicklow
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    Leave this poor girl alone!!! This is so sad.

  26. I’m sorry for Amanda, she is a talented girl. I hope she will find her way back.

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    sitsdeep
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    I hope that wig sticks to her head like the ugly face momma warned me about

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