Amanda Bynes Has A Perfectly Rational Explanation For Those Pics of Her Apartment

May 23rd, 2013 // 34 Comments
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Yesterday, In Touch‘s latest issue hit newsstands and inside were photos of Amanda Bynes‘ apartment that, honestly, don’t look that bad and were way better than what I expected. For starters, I didn’t even see Drake‘s dead body anywhere. Amanda Bynes, on the other hand, felt they looked nothing like the posh, drug-free high fashion fuck-lair of hotness she clearly lives in and, here’s where it gets completely unprecedented, plans to sue In Touch for photoshopping her head on a fake body. Via Twitter:

That’s not my bed! Those aren’t my toes! My toes are pedicured! I just did an exclusive interview with intouch last week, now they bought fake altered photos by that ugly black man in the photo or someone who knows him! They used an old shot of me on the cover with a bad angle of my old nose before I had surgery to reshape my profile and to remove the webbing from my eyes. I have to sue because that’s not my apartment, those aren’t my clothes! They morphed photos of my face onto someone’s body to ruin my life! I have to make a big deal of this and sue because that’s not me! I care about my appearance so I have to defend myself! I look like a different person now that I had surgery! Why did they put an old shot of me on the cover? I don’t look like that anymore! I only want photos of my gorgeous new nose on the cover of tabloids and real magazines! The photos in this issue are fake and mocked up! I don’t care enough to keep talking about it. Just assume that I fucked the boyfriend of the editor of intouch because they fucking hate me!

Amanda goes on to name the “ugly faced” In Touch editor whose boyfriend obviously couldn’t resist fucking all this hotness because if you tweet something enough times, it becomes reality. Right, Jose Canseco?

Photos: In Touch / Splash News


  1. Cock Dr

    Wow. She’s totally bonkers.

  2. Amanda is right. I really noticed her nose in these pics. The webbing around her eyes was by far the most disturbing thing in any of these photos.

  3. genna

    it’s really sad. she’s obviously suffering from a serious mental illness. when it gets this bad, it just isn’t funny.

  4. Still waiting for the Kesha, Lindsay and Amanda threesome…that would make Japanese and German porn look like Disney!

  5. Nothing a little thorazine won’t take care of.

  6. The “ugly faced” In Touch editor? Kinda cute, actually.

  7. Hung Well

    Her vagina isn’t worthy of murder. Assault and battery, maybe. Not murder.

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    what is wrong with her lips. jesus

  9. arealcad

    I’d refer her to Aphrodite Companions, where she could rake in some serious cash, but I have a feeling she wouldn’t be very reliable and miss her appointments.

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    Worst. Extension job. Ever. Looks like she was fleeced.

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    This picture totally reminds me of the scene with Flo looking at her reflection of the fish tank in “Finding Nemo.”

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    Looks like she bought her handbag on Canal Street.

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    Look. Amanda is on wet.

  14. Melissa

    She sounds like she and that psychotic restaurant broad Amy could be besties. They could have histrionic personality disorder parties and celebrate with coke-infused frozen raviolis and raw pizza dough.

  15. Meh. I’d still pee in her butt.

    But then, I get some good distance on my stream. And apparently neither one of us would mind if I missed.

  16. This is fucking depressing. What the fuck happened to you, Amanda? Why isn’t her family/friends trying to help her?

  17. anonymous

    She should be glad someone on the planet even bothered to interview her. LOL

    The only time she’s newsworthy is when she does something stupid. And she goes out of her way to do something stupid at least twice a month to let us know she is still alive.

  18. kim

    Why did she have to point out that the ugly guy was black? Kind of put a bad taste in my mouth.

  19. Beer for thought

    What in all of the fucks?
    Would someone, anyone, please, just do something about this already. Seriously, even if it’s the next person to see her out on the street or whatever, take her aside and figure out the fuck is going on, or else this is not going to end well at all.

  20. Himmmm

    Child stars like Amanda are often molested at a young age, and then become hyper-sexual by the time they are in their late teens. By then they are willingly fucking any and every producer they can for gigs. While they’re getting money and fame in exchange for sex, they may not feel guilty about it at the time because they are being instantly rewarded for their behavior, but as these stars get older and less desirable to producers, and get less famous, the actions of their youth come back to psychologically haunt them, resulting in meltdowns and erratic behavior.

    Amanda is just one example. There are many others. This is so fucking sad, but it’s hard to feel sorry for these people because theres so much real suffering in the world. It just creeps me out how much Hollywood and the Catholic church have in common.

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    Completely certifiable and would probably claim rape after consensual sex and you know what…every guy would do her because we’re guys and we we’ll fuck pretty much any decent looking chick!

  22. Al Michaels

    I think she shoots heroin between and into her toes.

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    Mr Bynes.
    No one actually believed what she was tweeting.
    It is Twitter, not the associated press.
    That is all.

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    Someone buy her a thong. This is disgusting.

  25. Amanda Bynes Smoking Joint On Street NYC
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    Someone buy her a thong. This is disgusting.

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