So Amanda Bynes was Amanda Bynes again. That’s really the only way to put this. Via TMZ:
Bynes was driving in the San Fernando Valley at around 8 PM when a car rear-ended her rental. The driver of the other car claims Amanda made a reckless maneuver that triggered the collision. Cops showed up but no one was ticketed.
BTW, Amanda is in a rental because her Beemer is in the body shop.
I’m just going to go ahead and assume reckless maneuver means Amanda Bynes threw her car in reverse and started trying on outfits. “Well, I’m definitely going with the ripped cheetah print shorts again-” *CRUNCH* “Goddammit, car! Now everyone’s going to think this was my fault. GAWD.”
Photos: INFdaily
Goddammit Obama, handle this!
In her defense, Rupert Sanders was distracting her at the time.
This isn’t something a daily over the knee spanking couldn’t address.
Do you certain her knee can support you?
Do you certain? Fuck me. My fingers are illiterate.
I meant her, Miley, and Gretzky’s daughter (being the receivers obviously).
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Amanda Bynes Walks Into a Bar
hehehehehe
want… to.. steal.. her… wallet…
I’m sure she is very coordinated in other areas.
Kind of looks like Lindsay here. Not something to aspire to. WTF happened to her???
She’s troubled enough; let’s not add insulting comparisons.
In other news, it’s Tuesday.
I keep telling people Cyndi Lauper doesn’t look a day over 40.
Her September appointment calendar must all be DMV and court dates.
The shirt says Nashville country music 1985. and the shorts just say hooker. 1985 hooker.
When I saw that shirt, I just figured she was going to be boxing Ivan Drago.
“Hi Amanda Bynes here for Dent Wizard….” (The key to a successful endorsement deal.is being able to believe that the person actually uses the product.)
Anyone ever heard of MKULTRA? I mean, the CIA got away with performing sick, evil mind-control experiments 50 years ago on unwitting Americans for 20 years, don’t believe me? Look for yourself. There is also something called monarch programming.
I don’t remember what you’re talking about.
I believe that! CIA Operation Mockingbird…
dammit they all think I’m weird again. Oh Justi where art thou??
hehehehe
uhhh what
I’m not interested in this story. I don’t see any tits.
Jesus Christ, take her fucking license away! No more jokes here. It’s just fucking asinine.
Take her license away, but also more jokes.
Take her license away, but more tits.
I can appreciate the cute short shorts, especially when you’ve got the legs to wear them but, what in the name of holy FUCKERY is that monstrosity of a shirt?!
Hey man! She’s a staunch nationalist! :)
No wonder she kept landing the stupid cunt roles.
lol gas tank lid
It’s getting to the point that I literally cannot tell her and Miley Cyrus apart.
they both look better at the old miley. lol
How does this trainwreck still have a license? Also, she might need to be 5150′d.
She’s not fat, she looks great in short shorts, apparently has no taste for expensive clothes, and she’ll lose her license for life, so she can’t leave the house – idk why everybody her doesn’t consider her their ideal woman! I do!
Amanda, come live with me – I’ll smack your ass with a car antennae every night when i get home from work. Just stay out of my liquor cabinet.
I honestly never thought I’d see a day where I’d say “AmeriHooker Amanda Bynes looks hotter than Lindsay Lohan.” DO YOU SEE NOW HOW BAD IT IS, LOHAN?
It helps seeing Amanda in sunglasses. I never realized how much her close-set eyes really wonk up her face.
Deputy Clementine going back undercover in Reno?
(This has been another chapter in “Jokes Seven People At Most Will Get.”)
I LOVE Deputy Clemmy! :D
Because, apparently only seven people watched Reno 911, I guess.
For the love of crap, when someone gets rear-ended, it’s not their fault. Unfathomable, but true.
Not to be a contrary douche, but I was once in a car with a friend who was high (I didn’t know until after), he missed a turn he wanted to make on a state highway, decided to stop, and reverse, in a car where the brake lights and reverse lights were not working. We got rearended by someone who never even saw us until it was almost too late. He was braking, but not fast enough and we were accelerating backwards on top of it. So file under “S” for Shit Happens, but sometimes stupid people can make the unfathomable happen.
“Welp, I’m scheduled for another fender bender in 10 minutes. Mustn’t dilly-dally!”
What the hell is she suppose to be? A WWF superstars wife circa 1989??
I’ve seen enough mechaphile porn to see where this is heading
She looks like she’s on something in those pictures.
She always looks high these days. I can see it through the sunglasses.
I salute that flag. I’m at full mast.
Can we just put Amanda Bynes, Lindsay Lohan and any Kennedy on a deserted road and let things resolve on their own?
Awesome.
Fish, forget your Hunger Games hypothesis. Tony Scott killed himself literally days after Amanda transformed into Alabama Worley. That’s the most solid fucking explanation I can think of. His suicide note was simply “You’re so not cool” scribbled on a napkin soaked in his tears.
Honey Boo Boo, this is you in 10 years.
She’s a mess these days but I would still like to penetrate the hole(s) of her choosing.
she really IS the dumbest bitch out there.
Amanda fst forward this story to its end !
clumsiest bitch behind Lindsay
At what point do you ask yourself if you should get an eye exam? Is it after hitting car 15 or 30? Just curious for my own knowledge.
Ah, the outfit that alcohol built.
She’s still Casting Couch quality
what happened to her? she is know acting like ever other young person in Hollewierd, maybe she needs to do some acting again. is that the problem, she can’t get any new roles because she got type cast? she needs a new agent and some new P.R people to help clean her up a little. All her business al over the street and in the paper. i hope she has someone helping her.
So fucking hot
So fucking train wreck
It’s like she was putting tanning lotion on one leg, then somehow lost consciousness and forgot to put it on the other…