Of Course Amanda Bynes Hit Another Car While Still Driving With A Suspended License

September 14th, 2012 // 47 Comments
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Yesterday, we all learned that even with a suspended license Amanda Bynes spends most of her waking hours behind the wheel of her Deathmobile because it has a custom bong in the cigarette lighter which just about proves she’s also living out of it. Later that same day, we also learned that on Wednesday a judge made it specifically clear she’s not supposed to be driving and ordered her to appear in court next week or face arrest, so naturally this story ends with Amanda Bynes still driving her car and plowing it into someone else’s last night. TMZ reports:

According to our camera guy … Amanda was attempting to cover her face when she love-tapped the other vehicle — and both drivers left without exchanging information on the scene.
It’s unclear if the other driver reported the fender bender to cops, but it’s a damn good bet Amanda and her suspended license did NOT.

On top of that, TMZ also reports that cops are certain she’s going to eventually kill someone:

One cop with many years of experience as a patrol officer tells TMZ, “She’s on the same road as my wife and kids and I’m scared about getting a call in the middle of the night that my little one is dead.”
The cop added, “She’s addicted to something and she’s driving a deadly weapon and is going to kill someone. It scares the s**t out of me.”
Another cop said, “The public should be afraid of her. From looking at the photos, and what she’s smoking, she has no sense of reality. If she’s not stopped she’s gonna kill someone.”

What’s incredible about these statements is they’re made by people who have immediate access to something called a gun that fires metal projectiles at speeds capable of neutralizing a deadly threat. Then again, it’s a highly sophisticated tool and these guys seem pretty busy letting wheeled killers go to learn how to use it. I don’t want to tell them how to do their job. (Except I do and it’s shoot Amanda Bynes. Your job is to shoot Amanda Bynes.)

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  1. USDA Prime McBeef

    Custom bong in the cigarette lighter? You sound like my parents when they found that shoebox with all my shit in it during high school.

    It’s not bong, just a pipe.

  2. Frank Burns

    Come on you guys! How is Amanda supposed to commute to traffic court if she can’t drive her car!?!

  3. I used to keep my weed in a Jewel CD. I knew none of my siblings would borrow it, nor would my parents. Why? Because Jewel SUCKS. to this day, every time I see her mangled teeth, I think of being high and playing Mario Kart.

    That whole diatribe was completely off the subject, and what I meant to say was: This girl can’t even dress herself. What is it with child stars growing up to be completely unable to function in society? And, by the way, she is NOT just on marijuana. It’s a shame that people might think pot will do this to you. This is from some hard core drugs, not marijuana.

  4. Mateo

    You can’t fix stupid.

  5. glasslegs

    lol, i love when cops talk about weed like it’s heroin… “From looking at the photos, and what she’s smoking, she has no sense of reality.”

  6. fuckityfuck

    Bitch needs to trade her car in for a horse.

  7. El Jefe

    They need to take her car away from here ASAP and put her into rehab. She is dangerous at this point.

    • steve french

      Fuckin’ a right…she’s fucked, and a menace – any of us ‘mundanes’ would be sitting in the pokey for dui and possession

  8. Turd Ferguson

    Jesus, that’s what she looks like now?
    Yeah good thing she ‘retired’ from the industry.

  9. Colin

    Coke bloat, dyed blond hair, hitting shit with her car all over LA and getting away with a slap on the wrist… are we sure this isn’t Lindsay?

    • Jack Ketch

      Oh, she still looks a good deal better than Lindsay … at least at this point.

    • Kodos

      hell, I thought it was Aguilera..

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  10. So is she famous for anything besides being the not-fat girl in the Hairspray remake, and crashing her car in to inanimate objects?

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    fucktards
    Commented on this photo:

    she really IS the dumbest bitch out there.

  12. What an idiot

    What I can’t understand is, she’s been photographed & in video driving around LA on a suspended license, yet the police can’t do anything about it? Why not post a police officer outside her home; she pulls out onto the street, immediately pop her, arrest her, do a field sobriety test, impound her deathmobile & do a search. She’ll now not only be held accountable for breaking the law, but her deathmobile will be off the streets. And, she’ll have a drug possession charge against her, which will neccessitate her being required to go to rehab. Win/win for everyone…

    • LOL! You think the police actually give a fuck? She’s a celebrity. The law doesn’t apply to her. If it was me or you, we’d be in jail after the first hit and run. People should know by now the police in California are in the pocket of the powerful people behind these celebs. Until those people give up on her, the police can’t touch her.

  13. Dudicles

    Look guys, the cops CAN’T put her in jail. The LA jail is too crowded with all of the non-celebrity people who got busted for DUI and getting into accidents while driving on a license that was suspended because of a hit and run.

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    See Alice
    Commented on this photo:

    Amanda fst forward this story to its end !

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    anonym
    Commented on this photo:

    clumsiest bitch behind Lindsay

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    Lissa
    Commented on this photo:

    At what point do you ask yourself if you should get an eye exam? Is it after hitting car 15 or 30? Just curious for my own knowledge.

  17. Mandope

    come smoke me out gurl

  18. On a more serious note its honestly mind blowing how much celebs can get away with and how many major traffic violations they can pile up and STILL be allowed to drive. So shes driving with a suspended license, smoking weed how and why has she not been arrested? Are they catered to because they are rich and famous or is the California legal system really this much of a joke. Lindsay and this girl should be banned from driving. Whats it going to take? Lindsay getting coked and boozed up and then killing a 4 year old kid? Or would she be able to get out of it after 5 days in jail.

  19. cc

    Her life is one giant dedication to the late Dana Plato, except she missed the successful sitcom part.

  20. Motorboat Captain

    One step closer to doing porn. I call it a win.

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    bethy
    Commented on this photo:

    Ah, the outfit that alcohol built.

  22. Cpm

    Why isn’t she in jail?

  23. Burt

    TMZ is printing stories that suggest she’s schizophrenic.
    Talking to inanimate objects, having conversations with herself, laughing hysterically for no reason while she’s at the gym…

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    Martina
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s still Casting Couch quality

  25. i love when cops talk about weed like it’s heroin http://audiojungle.net/user/mistylxtc

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    michel
    Commented on this photo:

    what happened to her? she is know acting like ever other young person in Hollewierd, maybe she needs to do some acting again. is that the problem, she can’t get any new roles because she got type cast? she needs a new agent and some new P.R people to help clean her up a little. All her business al over the street and in the paper. i hope she has someone helping her.

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    Dirk Diggler
    Commented on this photo:

    So fucking hot

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    sally mcgee
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s like she was putting tanning lotion on one leg, then somehow lost consciousness and forgot to put it on the other…

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