Alyssa Milano is chesty and other news

- Flight of the Conchords calls it quits. [PopEater]

- Natalie Portman continues to own Jessica Biel. [Lainey Gossip]

- Katie Price as Tit-bacca: Queen of the Wookiees. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Miley Cyrus definitely has a new boyfriend which means we’re roughly two weeks away from her telling us Jesus approves of leaked nudie pics. (He actually does.) [Just Jared]

- Kanye West should give Chris Brown some pointers on how to shut the hell up for a while. [PopSugar]

- Aubrey O’Day isn’t good enough for Samantha Ronson’s penis. [Celebslam]

- Candice Swanepoel in a bikini. [The Blemish]

- Kate Hudson talks about A-Rod with Letterman. But no mention of Centaur portrait. Dammit, Hudson! [Socialite Life]

- Tila Tequila’s “fiance” charged with two felonies. Wait. Midget fucking is illegal? *hides Hayden Panettiere in a matchbox* Heh. [ICYDK]

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