- Flight of the Conchords calls it quits. [PopEater]
- Natalie Portman continues to own Jessica Biel. [Lainey Gossip]
- Katie Price as Tit-bacca: Queen of the Wookiees. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Miley Cyrus definitely has a new boyfriend which means we’re roughly two weeks away from her telling us Jesus approves of leaked nudie pics. (He actually does.) [Just Jared]
- Kanye West should give Chris Brown some pointers on how to shut the hell up for a while. [PopSugar]
- Aubrey O’Day isn’t good enough for Samantha Ronson’s penis. [Celebslam]
- Candice Swanepoel in a bikini. [The Blemish]
- Kate Hudson talks about A-Rod with Letterman. But no mention of Centaur portrait. Dammit, Hudson! [Socialite Life]
- Tila Tequila’s “fiance” charged with two felonies. Wait. Midget fucking is illegal? *hides Hayden Panettiere in a matchbox* Heh. [ICYDK]
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Rod | December 11, 2009 at 5:57 pm
FIRST AND LOVIN THOSE NEW TITTIES!
Rod | December 11, 2009 at 5:59 pm
Still lovin those brand new titties!
Come-Honor-Face | December 11, 2009 at 5:59 pm
She’s is very pretty. I dont usually like girls with tats, but she is an execption to the rule…….
Also, sucks about FoTC, those guys were f-ing hiliarous.
http://www.popduds.com/ | December 11, 2009 at 6:11 pm
I’m okay with this,
Taz | December 11, 2009 at 6:13 pm
always one of the best
JoMama | December 11, 2009 at 6:13 pm
Hahahaha UNICEF Ball. Anyone else see the irony here? Feed the small children?
Jamie Lynn's Uterus | December 11, 2009 at 6:24 pm
I think the more important question is, why are those fat ass Kardashain pee whores all over this site in lingerie? Its vomit inducing.
We know the Superficial is on their payroll, but enough already with these diseases.
DKNY | December 11, 2009 at 6:38 pm
She was my first crush, when I was like 10. She’s still a hottie.
Sean | December 11, 2009 at 6:38 pm
Those aren’t new. She has had implants for nearly 20 yrs.
Hotmom | December 11, 2009 at 6:38 pm
Looking Pretty here Alyssa.
Not jealous at all -
Do you see dicks?
-We don’t always hate on hot girls.
Drundel | December 11, 2009 at 7:00 pm
Sean is correct. She has had them a long damn time.
Valerie | December 11, 2009 at 7:05 pm
10–haha! Yeah, do you see that, DICKS? Ha!
SARAH! | December 11, 2009 at 7:08 pm
Sweet coat hanger strings.
bmose | December 11, 2009 at 7:30 pm
I agree with @7. She smells like urine from a brutha drinking 40′s. If there is a God they will all end up like Nichole.
Live Cam Sex | December 11, 2009 at 8:14 pm
She is still looking hot!
hollywood_hillbilly | December 11, 2009 at 9:43 pm
Those aren’t new, she let me touch them on the set of charmed, she was so proud of her “dirty pillows”.
ereccion | December 11, 2009 at 10:00 pm
Tengo un ereccion grande. Voy a hacer sexo conmigo ahorrita.
Syd | December 11, 2009 at 10:16 pm
Her hairy arms were her trademark. I’m disappointed.
Rex | December 11, 2009 at 10:32 pm
She is one of the few women in showbiz that has remained sexy, with out noticeable surgery. If she has had surgery then people need to use her doctor.
stephen morphey | December 11, 2009 at 11:09 pm
Alyssa Milano, is looking very good she just looks very perfect. See the glow on her face.
Anon | December 11, 2009 at 11:21 pm
This girl has been hot for decades. Still looking amazing! Her only flaw is stupid tattoo syndrome.
yowillie | December 11, 2009 at 11:31 pm
Yummy
Jones | December 11, 2009 at 11:36 pm
Beautiful bitch is beautiful.
um | December 12, 2009 at 12:35 am
@18
Seriously, I want to know how you see hair on her arms. I am dying of curiosity. Did you zoom in to the pic AND pull out a magnifying glass?
NobodySpecial | December 12, 2009 at 1:34 am
Damn. Smoking hot for a 37 year old.
swing | December 12, 2009 at 1:49 am
I’d hit it like Tiger.
Bob | December 12, 2009 at 2:44 am
Watched Charmed pretty much just for her. She grew up like woah during that show, going from slightly conservative, to practically hanging out. I loved it.
Shari | December 12, 2009 at 3:41 am
Her boobs have always been big, since the 90s, I don’t think they’re fake… Why is it that when anyone has boobs bigger than a B cup, everyone on here starts yelling about implants – women can have real boobs, people.
Anyway, she still looks the same, it’s amazing, she’s always pretty.
Nobody Special | December 12, 2009 at 5:56 am
They are fake. She was pretty young the very first time she got them done they were big but a bit wonky. She was in a couple Skinemax type movies back in the day and show them off.
Don’t know if she took them out or redid them but the doc was worth every penny.
cc | December 12, 2009 at 8:32 am
I remember seeing her ass in a thong in that shitty movie fear. It was a wonder to behold.
See Alice | December 12, 2009 at 9:16 am
Alyssa is a classic beauty .
will never understand ruining perfection with tattoos .
sherimoonfirefly | December 12, 2009 at 9:18 am
I luv
her….
zhez
a hottee?
Daily Recipe | December 12, 2009 at 10:40 am
I think she looks great and so innocent looking.
hanna | December 12, 2009 at 1:56 pm
@24
I think @18 was referring to the fact that Alyssa use to have very hairy arms. They are disappointed because it appears that she finally waxed her arms. Google Alyssa Milano hairy arms and you’ll see what I mean
T | December 12, 2009 at 1:57 pm
Don’t forget ‘toothy’. Chomp, chomp.
e-rock | December 12, 2009 at 3:11 pm
I have always had a chick crush on her. I would LOVE to look that good when Im 37, and she is definitely an inspiration. She has the prettiest smile, skin, great body (a little short, but she can’t help that), knows how to dress, and just seems like she would be so much fun to hang out with.
I LOVE YOU ALYSSA!!! You show them other skanky broads what a real woman looks like. ;o)
~e-rock
Sms Var, Sms Gönder, Toplu Sms | December 12, 2009 at 5:12 pm
ugu guu gugu ugu yes menn..
air purifier | December 12, 2009 at 6:02 pm
More gorgeous than ever!
Syd | December 12, 2009 at 9:49 pm
@ 24
I’m disappointed because she DOESN’T have hair on her arms anymore. Hence my use of the past tense.
Big Cock | December 12, 2009 at 9:56 pm
I have splilled many a seed due to that hottie. I would love to place a firm, throbbing member between those legs!
throbbing gristle | December 12, 2009 at 10:57 pm
Her smile says it all–”I’m so beautiful, men want to lick me and give my wet pussy orgasms all day long, whenever I want. It’s magical.”
me | December 13, 2009 at 10:14 am
she’s a beautiful italian woman that will age beautifully
me | December 13, 2009 at 10:14 am
she’s a beautiful italian woman that will age beautifully
Ice | December 13, 2009 at 11:37 am
Here is a great place ——- Cougarmatching.com ——- It’s a premiere cougar dating community for older women seeking younger men and men seeking older womem. Come in, post a message, a picture of yourself and check out the hot photo galleries. You will find someone you like here…
Darth | December 13, 2009 at 7:56 pm
After all those years in the ‘spotlights’ still being posted here.That’s remarkable.
Galtacticus | December 13, 2009 at 8:01 pm
Well,for sure it isn’t me but is there anybody else here with a secret crush on Tony Danza?!
Rhialto | December 13, 2009 at 8:09 pm
That’s quite chesty and i’d believe it’s all pure nature.
Boogeyman King Dong | December 13, 2009 at 8:12 pm
Red is the color of love isn’t it?!
Nero | December 13, 2009 at 8:20 pm
@48
Santa Claus=love.HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!
Gando | December 13, 2009 at 8:26 pm
#48
Red is the color of blood.