Here are some more people at Heidi Klum’s Annual Halloween Party, including Alyssa Milano, Minnie Driver, Rhona Mitra, and some chick dressed as a Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader. I’m not even sure she’s a celebrity. She might actually just be a Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader. The three I’ve got naked in my bed don’t recognize her, but they’re new. And to be honest a little dumb.
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Kiki | November 1, 2006 at 1:33 pm
First!
ponk | November 1, 2006 at 1:34 pm
who are any of these people?
Kiki | November 1, 2006 at 1:35 pm
This isn’t about Paris Hilton so I’m not sure if it counts….
Someone should have dressed up as Paris at age 50, that would have been scary
aeiou_y | November 1, 2006 at 1:35 pm
so Alyssa Milano went as a butterfly that kept the hairy caterpillars for arms?
jrzmommy | November 1, 2006 at 1:41 pm
DanYELL went as Bigfoot….no costume necessary.
Jemnms | November 1, 2006 at 1:42 pm
This girl in the Dallas Cowboy outfit is a soap actress on Bold & The Beautiful. Her name is: Jennifer Gareis (plays Donna Logan)
Yep FULL of useless information!!
danielle | November 1, 2006 at 1:45 pm
Jrzmommy went as herself, a hooker with 8 kids. You sure did keep them up past thier bedtime!
Coolguy8621 | November 1, 2006 at 1:47 pm
Alyssa looks pretty
Tracie | November 1, 2006 at 1:47 pm
Alyssa had the prettiest costume, but she’s too short, so she looks a little stumpy.
Minnie Driver in green is horrendous. The tiara is nice, though.
Rhona Mitra looks like she got her costume for $7.99. The cape is still marked with folds and her tights have a nice hole in them. And why no make-up? Methinks Wonder Woman was a bit more of a babe.
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | November 1, 2006 at 1:48 pm
That’s not a costume she’s wearing, that’s what she wears to casting calls, except most times she’ll also wear a big cardboard sign tied around her neck that reads “I take yards and yards of cock”.
jrzmommy | November 1, 2006 at 1:49 pm
Nah, they’re used to that kind of shit, DanYELL. And I have 10 kids, not 8. And I prefer Human Trampoline.
By the way, the I before E rule does not apply to the word “their.” Don’t they teach you those things in DC Public Schools?
Brain Embolism | November 1, 2006 at 1:49 pm
Alyssa Milano is an Italian hottie!!!
shmoody | November 1, 2006 at 1:51 pm
jrzmommy, I don’t know anything about DC public schools but this I do know that when I am in a gang bang with E I always go before E
jrzmommy | November 1, 2006 at 1:53 pm
13–sage advice, amigo.
shmoody | November 1, 2006 at 1:53 pm
Oh and the Dallas Cowboy cheerleader can leave her costume next to my bed in the pile with Gisselle’s button costume and the black dress Scarlett was wearing and that other Halloween party
danielle | November 1, 2006 at 1:56 pm
White people are funny…funny looking i mean.
White, Peach, Wall…same thing.
ponk | November 1, 2006 at 1:59 pm
Danielle? does your mom know you’re surfing the web when you’re supposed to be paying attention in school?
Now ask the teacher to undo your seatbelt, put your helmet back on and return to your desk. Jeeeezuz kid.
danielle | November 1, 2006 at 2:01 pm
No comment
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | November 1, 2006 at 2:02 pm
danielle, I was wondering, can you do the “Chicken Noodle Soup” dance?
yallrstools | November 1, 2006 at 2:02 pm
so if it’s dumb fights today, that must mean it’s amateur political science tomorrow
Pagan Queen | November 1, 2006 at 2:03 pm
Holy shit – window licker on the short bus has “no comment”.
Hot damn, has it finally learned? Nah bet it is getting help from it’s class mates.
It rubs the lotion on its skin
Pagan Queen | November 1, 2006 at 2:05 pm
White people are funny looking? Holy shit – are you “of color” I will turn you over to members of your own race for a beating down.
Look in the mirror – EVERYONE is funny looking you wonkey eyed, knock kneed tubba lard!
shmoody | November 1, 2006 at 2:05 pm
danielle is unfunny … and by unfunny I mean well unfunny
Unfunny, dumb, illiterate, … same thing
danielle | November 1, 2006 at 2:06 pm
#19. No, but I can do the “Slap a Bitch” dance. Wanna see?
Pagan the Cunt…has a nice ring to it.
danielle | November 1, 2006 at 2:06 pm
#23. Just like the dog you fucked last night, huh?
Ed Bambrick | November 1, 2006 at 2:07 pm
This must be “Shitty Costumes of the Rich & Semi-Famous/Has-Beens”
Raebees | November 1, 2006 at 2:07 pm
Hey, guess what. Alyssa Milano went to High school at Shattuck St. Mary’s High School. That’s in Faribault MN… I was born and raised there. I’m cool now.
shmoody | November 1, 2006 at 2:08 pm
and by do danielle means “recieve”*
* see I always go before e
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | November 1, 2006 at 2:10 pm
hey danielle, is that something like the “Shaving My Knuckles” dance you do so well?
danielle | November 1, 2006 at 2:10 pm
white. period.
shmoody | November 1, 2006 at 2:13 pm
@25 — danielle that is a very snappy comeback I mean really you had an animal, a swear word, a reference to sex, and the word huh. Very good
And yes my girlfriend dressed up as a dog last night and I fucked her doggie style, while barking and howling.
Now run along, eat your mac and cheese, and go to work at your floor scrubbing, toilet licking, tampon disposing job.
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | November 1, 2006 at 2:14 pm
danielle, don’t you have to go? I mean, you’re going to miss ’106 and Park’!
Haroof | November 1, 2006 at 2:14 pm
Because we sure do need a few more updates about Heidi Klum’s Halloween Party.
danielle | November 1, 2006 at 2:15 pm
I suppose your country bumpkin ass can do better?
Licking toilet’s is something you would do. Go back to your Out House and think about that, kay?
danielle | November 1, 2006 at 2:16 pm
#32. You’re missing Laguna Beach….what an idiot. Actually, I watch that show. hmmmm.
AmericanMcKrout | November 1, 2006 at 2:19 pm
Alyssa, Alyssa, Alyssa… I’d bend you over and give you what-for with my French tickler… but ONLY after I waxed the crack of your ass! (With hairy arms like those, well, y’all get the idea…)
Spindoc | November 1, 2006 at 2:19 pm
Miss Milano is one of the few child-stars that grew up hot.
Oh and Tom Cruise is still a douchebag
http://www.steamingpileofspin.blogspot.com
Pagan Queen | November 1, 2006 at 2:21 pm
Osh – she just called me a cunt! LOL holy crap Daneille – is that the BEST the zit club in the HS computer lab could come up with?
Danielle – the only dance I see you doing is the “Dee Dee Dee”
Oh shit – you probably arent allowed to stay up late enough to watch Carlos, huh?
How about the hokey pokey? I am sure daddy will stop poking you if you turn yourself around :)
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | November 1, 2006 at 2:22 pm
hey danielle, this is for you:
Hey yo you,
You see most cats would take adavantage of you right now
But I aint gon do that, you heard
Imma give you the game, right
Imma give it to you because
I dont want somebody to give my little girl the game
So she could find her s.e.x.
[Verse 1:]
Life’s a trip
Heard you just turn 17 and finally got some hips
Hustlers on the block go crazy when you lick your lips
But they just want relations, they dont want relationships
(Welcome to the real world)
It aint the same
Fellas old enough to be your daddy know your name
Everybody’s talkin bout how much that girl dun changed
Cant quite put your finger on it but you feel it’s strange
Like’s it’s fire in your vains
[Chorus:]
Girl it’s just your s.e.x.
Momma’s secret
And daddy gon go crazy when he finds out that his baby’s found her
S.e.x., take a deep breath
And think before you let it go
[Verse 2:]
The block is packed
Baby got an additude and proud to holla back
Momma’s giving advice but she aint tryna hear that
Not because its wrong, just her delivery is wack
(Shay, get your butt in this house, if I see you with another boy, I swear..)
Life is rough
You say that your not ready for sex but you’re in love
He says if you really loved him, you would give it up
Momma says thats just a line guys use to get you’re stuff
Which one will you trust?
[Chorus:]
Girl it’s just your s.e.x.
Momma’s secret
And daddy gon go crazy when he finds out that his baby’s found her
S.e.x., take a deep breath
And think before you let it go
[Verse 3:]
Hey yo Lyfe,
She might take it better coming from a woman (get ‘em girl)
See, he’ll tell you all kind of things to get in your pants, yeah
Baby, it’s a fact that once it’s gone, you’ll never get it back (never get it back)
Hold on to your innocence
Use your common sense (your worth waiting for)
Be strong
Honey, dont give in, blessings come with patience
Till we meet again, im praying for you
[Chorus:]
Girl it’s just your s.e.x.
Momma’s secret
And daddy gon go crazy when he finds out that his baby’s found her
S.e.x., take a deep breath
And think before you let it go
AmericanMcKrout | November 1, 2006 at 2:22 pm
Note to Danielle- Don’t fuck with Osh or Jrz. I’ve witnessed them eating little girls like you for breakfast.
Hmm… I now have the strangest hankering for a girl-on-girl-on-girl threesome….
shmoody | November 1, 2006 at 2:25 pm
@38 — Pagan if she turned herself around Daddy would just poke her in the other hole.
@34 — Danielle, a country bumkin eh — Well I am in a city larger than you as I write this. Oh and I must have done better than you since you copied it or tried to at least because “Licking toilet’s” makes no sense. You under-fed, over-sexed, under-educated, over-diseased gerbil.
krisdylee | November 1, 2006 at 2:25 pm
So, I was at my local hardware store today, and the cashier looked a wee bit familiar. I shit you not people, it was Edna Fucking Bambrick. Alas, I had no way to document this startling discovery…. For some reason, though, her name tag said Theresa. She looked rather suspicious of my purchases (super glue and eye hooks), rang me through and then, get this… said “Have a nice day.”
She’s on to me….
Help.
krisdylee | November 1, 2006 at 2:28 pm
Wait, who’s got the popcorn? Let’s sit back and watch the beatin’ down of DanYELL…
Silly retard,
the ‘Fish is for Grown-Ups.
Pagan Queen | November 1, 2006 at 2:29 pm
Krisdylee – you beautiful cuntilicious babe. Where the hell have you been? We have fresh meat on here that is trying to play.
Thought papahotnuts was keeping Edna busy – they are still honeymoonin ya know?
Pagan Queen | November 1, 2006 at 2:31 pm
Krisdylee – http://thesuperficial.com/2006/11/heidi_klum_and_seal_get_in_the.html
here is some more. Get extra butter on that popcorn…yep, it is that good :)
jazzdonkey | November 1, 2006 at 2:31 pm
#27. milano didn’t go to shattuck, her brother did. she did, however, visit from time to time.
PrettyBaby | November 1, 2006 at 2:31 pm
Now these are fucking costumes!! I likey. And Alyssa is super hot, I like the fellas but I might have the old drunken girly kiss with her
suckit | November 1, 2006 at 2:37 pm
the pictures are fun, the comments about the pictures are funny, the fights are off-topic, childish and stupid. the ‘Fish is for Grown-Ups??? obviously not. it’d be more fun if it were.
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | November 1, 2006 at 2:46 pm
#48 – you are a penis-face doody-head.
siren823 | November 1, 2006 at 2:47 pm
I think Rhona is auditioning for the Wonder Woman movie. Clever move to plant the idea in Joss Whedon’s head. Well played