Ever heard of a little magazine called Calabasas? Yeah, me neither, but Alyssa Milano has somehow managed to weasel her way onto the cover. Not weasel as in she did something sneaky to get there, but weasel in that her hair looks like a damn weasel. It’s not that Alyssa can’t pull off short hair, it’s just that whoever decided to do her hair for this photoshoot really sucked and made the whole thing look like a dead animal. Tsk tsk.