Alvin and the Chipmunks

July 5th, 2007 // 76 Comments
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Have fond childhood memories of Alvin and the Chipmunks? Want to see those memories get raped in the ass by Hollywood? Then check out the official movie poster here.


  1. Russell Reyes

    im so glad i never liked this show….coz im pretty sure i’d be pissed as hell if i did.

  2. your mom

    Please please please please please please say it ain’t so. Not only will my childhood memories of waking up on Saturday morning (for you younger kids there, Saturday morning cartoons in the 80s were quite possibily the best ever) to watch one of Alvin and and the Chipmunks be destroyed. Not only that, but my respect for Jason Lee will be thrown out the window. Is he seriously going to be playing Dave?????

  3. your mom

    @50: A remake of Jem is something I would totally get behind. I was cleaning out my garage a few months back and found a box of crap my Mom insisted that was mine and I get out of her house (first she burned the pictures of me, now this. I am begining to think she doesn’t like me). Going through it, I found a Jem cassette! Ah the memories!!!

  4. CountDrunkulaXxX

    Alvin, Simon NOR Theodore were hommies thank you very much. Omg, blasphemy.

  5. These chipmunks were in Hell last night. That’s where they live. Looks like they sold their soul’s to be famous. Now, they do what the devil tells them and it ain’t pretty.

  6. Sprite

    Likeomgwherearethereshoes?

  7. aprilmax

    Awww, why didn’t they leave them cute, that would be so much better!

  8. aprilmax

    Awww, why didn’t they leave them cute, that would be so much better!

  9. minnimeme

    maybe if Richard Gere were playing Dave, and they lived in his ass… otherwise this heaping pile of shit will never grace my eyes

  10. Static

    Awesome…maybe this will finally be ‘THE MOVIE’ to totally nigga-fy my kids! They’re so close to being 100% wigger-ific – I can’t wait!! Then I can finally love them completely, yo.

    What a load. Stupid hollywood bullshit. Can’t they just make the damn characters NORMAL?!?!? Why does everything have to have this dumbass ‘gangsta’ bullshit.

  11. jen

    I am really upset with Jason Lee right now. This has stupid written all over it. Really. I wasn’t a huge fan, but I did like my little stuffed Alvin. That’s about it. I wonder if they’ll have the Chipettes?

  12. crazy otto

    …..all I want for Christmas is my two front grills

  13. wtf? they all look like a bunch of rappers!

  14. Kat

    Doo Doo DooDooDooDoo!

    Doo Doo DooDooDooDoo!

    This is just depressing…HISSSSSSS!

  15. Kat

    Doo Doo DooDooDooDoo!

    Doo Doo DooDooDooDoo!

    This is just depressing…HISSSSSSS!

  16. fool

    They’ve cleverly made the chipmunks look like old school rappers!

    hahaha

  17. scrogg

    this is the shittiest pile of shit i have ever seen in my life. no wonder kids are so stupid nowadays. they have to take a low grade cartoon and try to cash in on it by selling an old idea to a new generation with some nigga crap thrown in and some garbage computer effects

    have you ever seen the itchy and scratchy where they try and add the dog that is what this reminds me of

    it looks absolutely stupid and gay

  18. stizz

    The Chipmunk Adventure movie was so awesome. The Chipmunks and their slutty girlfriends aka the Chipettes air balloon their way around the world as part of an illegal underground diamond smuggling ring using children (well, chipmunks) to do the dirty work. Rad.

  19. Maximus

    #67 You’re right on track with that Simpson’s reference! I can just imagine all of those worthless executives sitting around a BIG table thinking how they can this movie “fresh” “hip” & “cool”. This world is going to hell!!!

  20. Orielle

    Nooo! D:

  21. Jurz

    My childhood memories…..raped….

  22. shakky

    I can’t believe it. This is surely the sign of the apocalypse. That our society has somehow degraded to the point where it is acceptable to have a character eat sh** in a kids flick as a joke. I would not let my kids see this film… if I had kids.

    On a related note, has anyone seen Idiocracy? It now seems very prophetic.

  23. Stephanie

    The poster may be absolutely horrendous, but at least the trailer shows that they do not, in fact, dress like that throughout the movie.

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  25. danasweetlips

    I happened to enjoy the movie. My very first “record”….not CD, but record was Alvin and the Chipmunks! I enjoyed the cartoon as a kid………and I enjoyed the movie as an adult. I thought the chipmunks were adorable!

  26. Lol. I dreamed I’d found a Chipmunks shirt last night, but Ninja Turtles were on it too – but when I went back for it in the dream, it was just the Chipmunks on it – haha. Worst part was [other than it being only a dream] all the shirts were made for lil’ kids! Dagnabit! Even in my dreams I can’t find myself a Chipmunks shirt – lol.

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