Have fond childhood memories of Alvin and the Chipmunks? Want to see those memories get raped in the ass by Hollywood? Then check out the official movie poster here.
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joedotson@gmail.com | July 5, 2007 at 4:33 pm
first
Hoya | July 5, 2007 at 4:33 pm
Cool
MoL | July 5, 2007 at 4:33 pm
First… to bust cap in Alvin’s ass
Robert | July 5, 2007 at 4:34 pm
Those assholes. Damn Steven Spielberg.
Old Lady | July 5, 2007 at 4:34 pm
I used to love singing with ALVIN! Aahhh…the late seventies. Lots of pot for my mom and the Chipmunks for me!
HuzaaNations | July 5, 2007 at 4:35 pm
lamesauce…
meek | July 5, 2007 at 4:35 pm
First
Fifth Stooge | July 5, 2007 at 4:35 pm
That is about as ignorant as theSuperficial has become.
Jimbo | July 5, 2007 at 4:36 pm
Wow. I don’t even know how to begin to beat off to this one
nevermore | July 5, 2007 at 4:41 pm
NOOOOO!!!!!
justin anderson | July 5, 2007 at 4:43 pm
WTF… They don’t even look like the original chimpmunks… They look like Chipmonk Thugs… This has retarded written all over it!
djthecat | July 5, 2007 at 4:43 pm
it is like k-fed did the wardrobe.
Penis Mightier | July 5, 2007 at 4:47 pm
I am stoked! I hope Michael Bay is set to direct.
ALVIN!
justin anderson | July 5, 2007 at 4:48 pm
Rumor has it that Avril Lavigne has recorded a single for the soundtrack… A new original called “The Chipmunk Song (Christmas Don’t Be Late)”!
MeatSack | July 5, 2007 at 4:50 pm
I hated them then. I hate them now.
always loved alvin | July 5, 2007 at 4:50 pm
I actually LOVE the chipmunks. Wouldn’t mind seeing them in a movie…or back at Disneyland. cause you know, If it’s not on TV or in stores anymore, then it should be at Disneyland where all the freakish Disney stuff should be. Like a large statue of Mickey whacking off to Minnie’s ears. how cool.
wanky | July 5, 2007 at 4:51 pm
lol why did they have to make them look like fucking thugs from compton????lol
Constant Whacker | July 5, 2007 at 4:55 pm
#16 if i whacked off to YOUR ears…would you like it? And since I’m such an ear man (and really who isn’t?) I’m going to picture those giant troll things standing up on top of ur head right now doing a little trollariffic dance.
woodhorse | July 5, 2007 at 4:59 pm
Amen #15. If they had been trying to make a movie that would annoy me the most deliberately, they couldn’t have done a better job that what some brain dead over-paid mailroom clerk got an idea from while cleaning out an old microfiche closet.
Hollywood Agent | July 5, 2007 at 4:59 pm
It’s the suits in Hollywood pandering to the LCD (Lowest Common Denominator – for those of you who didn’t graduate HS) :)
I used to love Alvin, and after seeing the new gang-banger version of him, I want to kill him.
I really hate Hollywood. All they do now is make remakes of popular shows from the 60s. It is because all the suits are now lawyers, and not one person at any studio has any creative ability. They are all afraid of losing their jobs, so they only give OKs to 60s remakes. What a bunch of morons.
The suits pay a fortune every year for good scripts that just sit on shelves because every two years they fire the head of the studio. And, the new studio head can’t make any of the movies that his predecessor commissioned, or that would prove that the previous suit really might have known something. And, that is why Folks….. you only see crap in the theaters now.
Please sent someone over to my office to shoot me now…..
my commen | July 5, 2007 at 5:04 pm
That’s a damned shame.
woodhorse | July 5, 2007 at 5:05 pm
oh, and no pun intended with the “microfiche” reference.
andreanna | July 5, 2007 at 5:05 pm
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
shanipie | July 5, 2007 at 5:16 pm
NOOOOOOOOO!
Damn you hollywood WTF.
Alvin and the Chipmunks Rocked why r u doing this?! You heartless souless bastards, I’m most def not seeing this moive.
Teh Shmex | July 5, 2007 at 5:19 pm
HOLY SHIT WHY?!?
lambman | July 5, 2007 at 5:58 pm
Why Jason Lee, why?
Lux | July 5, 2007 at 6:16 pm
If this is as good as that Garfield movie, I’m there!!!!!
Elle | July 5, 2007 at 6:18 pm
What. the. fuck. no.
LOSE
no1justminda | July 5, 2007 at 6:18 pm
Hmmm…straight to DVD.
steff | July 5, 2007 at 6:24 pm
DOUBLE YOU TEE EFF.
this hurts my soul.
dlei | July 5, 2007 at 6:28 pm
WTF???
1seekspie | July 5, 2007 at 6:29 pm
SERIOUSLY?! I was never truly into Alvin and the Chipmunks as a child. I didn’t beg my mom to buy me all of the Alvin and the Chipmunks movies nor did I even bat an eye at their merchandise. However, I still watched them on T.V whenever they would happen to appear and was still…moderately ammused. I cannot BELIEVE they are actually trying to make a real-life/animated movie about them. Are writers so short of ideas that they have nothing better to do than remake old movies or worse yet take our beloved child-hood cartoon characters and deface them in some half-assed production? If they were going to put these fuzzy yet mischevious characters in a movie they could have at least done them some justice. Hell, producers spend enough time making sure all of those damn Harry Potter sequels are graphic and interesting enough…why can’t they put that kind of effort into other movies with potential? Instead, they put together these ghetto-looking guinea pigs. What the fuck? Do producers assume that we are that ignorant and that pathetic that we won’t be ammused by anything BUT these gangsta guinea pigs? If so, something is seriously wrong here.
Miss Skyline | July 5, 2007 at 6:30 pm
Even more childhood memories ruined. Wasn’t Garfield enough?
polypam | July 5, 2007 at 6:47 pm
At least it’s not live action.
polypam | July 5, 2007 at 6:48 pm
I mean, using real chipmunks. That would have really sucked ass.
vin | July 5, 2007 at 7:54 pm
I wonder if the chipmunks live in jason lee’s ass
yo mama | July 5, 2007 at 7:56 pm
i was just watching the chipmunk adventure last night!
J.R. | July 5, 2007 at 8:02 pm
Jeremy Piven is a fucking douche bag….!
cosmetologist | July 5, 2007 at 8:19 pm
This is what men in Hollywood do because when they were little their mommies wouldn’t buy them a gerbil. All of their mommies think animals are dirty and mess-up the house. The only real animal these jerks ever had was probably a yellow, rubber bath duck. I bet the guys who put this movie together goes out and kicks real ducks in the ass on the weekends. Oh look, a duck, it wiggles when it walks, come here cute little ducky……Kick….Kick…..
cosmetologist | July 5, 2007 at 8:37 pm
Sorry about my typo in the last post. It should read – I bet the guy, not guys.
I’m just so upset over this. How could they do this to Alvin….
The world is going to Hell in a Hand-basket.
Jimbo | July 5, 2007 at 9:24 pm
I sucked all 3 of them and fucked them all in the ass. They loved it and so did I. I like the one in the middle best. He gave me the best blowjob.
marge | July 5, 2007 at 10:48 pm
HAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHA
This’ PRICELESS
Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds | July 5, 2007 at 10:49 pm
If these three were negros, then i would fuck them. But they are white, so they are not for me.
marge | July 5, 2007 at 10:56 pm
I hope Paris, Lohan and Spears get to do the voices. U know, for their “acting” carrers.
Several_People | July 6, 2007 at 12:46 am
You know they turned the Chippettes into 2 dollar crack whores hanging out on the west side, waiting for hugh grant and eddie murphy, right?
Straight up pimpin’! Bitches!
miss oblivious | July 6, 2007 at 1:37 am
How lame. Leave the chipmunks alone. I liked them the way they were. Now I just hate them in general, any way you slice it. But still, leave them alone dammit! (and I can’t believe Jason Lee would star in such schlopp!)
cocainomanus | July 6, 2007 at 2:02 am
*Hollywood Industry posts on the Super.
Kelli & Jimbo’z Troll are running the show.
RE: Industry/media douchery, scan the backlash regarding Geico Cavemen, Bay’s Transformers, the 100 sequel/threequels for this decade.
People are Actually Fucking Angry this moron incest cannibalism bullshit.
More titties please. Kelli.
lucky7 | July 6, 2007 at 2:02 am
Fucking people and their ridiculous obsession with negros.
krazihottkelli?????? | July 6, 2007 at 2:25 am
#47=cocainehead:
Ztop lying on me??
I didn’t do zhit,
I’ll bet your friendz
with kellisucksandswallows???
I’m going to crack that bitch
in the fuckin face???
fuckin azzdicklickerbitch??
Oh yea, I’m not fuckin
fatt either..U fuckerz
R not going to believe
what I look like???
think about it….
grew up at the beach, fuck..
how can U B fatt..growing up
at the beach????
only way I can think
would be if your
Free Willy????
mommylongles | July 6, 2007 at 4:47 am
OMG I remember watching and loving this show as a kid in the 80′s. “Alvin, Simon, Theodore! Doo, doo, do-do-do-do.” Then you hear Dave saying “Aaaaallllviiiiinnnnnn!” These new ‘munks look nothing like the ones I know and loved. First it’s the Transformers, now it’s Alvin and the Chipmunks. What’s next? A re-make of Jem (oops, sorry, I mean Jerrica) that’s “truly outrageous?”