Almost Reese Witherspoon’s vagina and for some reason Renee Zellweger

Despite the fact the Internet went crazy today over last night’s Vera Wang launch, I was going to avoid these pics because the thought of Reese Witherspoon and Renee Zellweger in the same room is about as sexy as mayonnaise. But then I found this shot of Reese getting out of her car which is probably the closest anyone will ever get to seeing her vagina. Not counting Jake Gyllenhaal and Ryan Phillippe. Or me if I felt like waxing my chest and incurring multiple chin stabs. (Anyone know how much is too much blood loss? Just looking for ballparks.)