Alli Sims in a bikini proves Spears’ gene is a cruel mistress

When the report came in, I refused to believe another one of these.. these BEASTS existed. But the boys in the lab confirmed its existence and suggested the two might possibly be related. Cousins even. What kind of sick bastard are you, God? Like its “relative,” we discovered this one on the beach just in time to watch it devour a small canine. Then it announced itself:

ME TOOOOOOOO! ME TOOOOOOO!

I knew what had to be done as I reached into my pocket. Where were those blasted tank keys?

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