Alessandra Ambrosio in a bikini

January 24th, 2010 // 85 Comments

I’m trying to decide which is the most hard-hitting and pertinent news story of the morning, Gary Coleman’s arrest or Alessandra Ambrosio pretending the ocean is giving her an orgasm.

Dammit. It’s times like these I really hate being so devoted to journalistic integrity. But we’ve all got our crosses…

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Alessandra Ambrosio Heads to NYC
Alessandra Ambrosio catches a flight out of LAX airport on Tuesday (February 7) in Los Angeles. The 30-year-old Brazilian model, who was en route to New York City, checked out a few celebrity magazines at a newsstand before heading to her gate.
PIC: Alessandra Ambrosio Shows Off Her Baby Bump
The Brazilian stunner, 30, was snapped at LAX on Tuesday, where she browsed mags at a newsstand before boarding a flight to NYC. Already a mom to 3-year-old Anja (with fiance Jamie Mazur), the supermodel announced her second pregnancy in December.

Comments (85)

  1. Mike | January 25, 2010 at 12:55 pm

    I gots a boner

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  2. y3n0 | January 25, 2010 at 12:56 pm

    Almost as hot as Donatella Versace!

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  3. czar | January 25, 2010 at 12:56 pm

    I would sell my soul to the Devil to eat her a$$

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  4. Larry | January 25, 2010 at 12:57 pm

    Ruined by shooting a baby out of her love socket.

    Such a pity.

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  5. Kitty Furry | January 25, 2010 at 12:58 pm

    meh…too top-heavy for me… damn all the fat chick pics on this site

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  6. Paver | January 25, 2010 at 12:59 pm

    The skinny prepubescent look works at age 20, but not age 25. She needs to add some pounds to look hot again.

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  7. Mike Walker | January 25, 2010 at 1:03 pm

    She’s got a little Rembrandt Pussyhorse goin’ on there but she’s back to her old form.

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  8. sandra | January 25, 2010 at 1:05 pm

    Too skinny. Needs to put a few pounds on those bones. Don’t understand the obsession with skin and bones…

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  9. da troooooof | January 25, 2010 at 1:06 pm

    she is like anywhere from 27-29, wel mos def older than 25

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  10. lilu | January 25, 2010 at 1:07 pm

    How the HELL does she not have stretch marks on her stomach? I am offended by this! How does a stick like that carry a baby to full term and not have a single stretch mark???? Ladies? Are there secrets I am missing? Do plastic surgeons get rid of stretch marks somehow?

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  11. ashleigh | January 25, 2010 at 1:11 pm

    #10 it’s called good genes. not every woman gets stretch marks, but most do.

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  12. ashleigh | January 25, 2010 at 1:12 pm

    oh & actually there IS a laser treatment that removes, or at least drastically fades stretch marks.

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  13. Arnold | January 25, 2010 at 1:14 pm

    this is a model? She is starting to get leathery like that other broad, I can tell, and that belly button just ruins it for me.

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  14. Kolp | January 25, 2010 at 1:15 pm

    “Don’t understand the obsession with skin and bones…”

    Guys love the idea of banging a 15 year virgin. Skinny models allow a 30 year old guys to bang a 15 year old without breaking the law.

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  15. Taz | January 25, 2010 at 1:16 pm

    Perfect!

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  16. sandra | January 25, 2010 at 1:17 pm

    #13 and what is wrong with her belly button?

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  17. Timmy | January 25, 2010 at 1:18 pm

    #8 – All you fat girls say the same thing. Wishing it were so doesn’t make it not so.

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  18. NANA | January 25, 2010 at 1:22 pm

    in picture 14 look like she pushing out a fart .

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  20. NANA | January 25, 2010 at 1:23 pm

    in picture 14 ,, she look like she is pushing out a fart .

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  21. sandra | January 25, 2010 at 1:24 pm

    #17 yea well I am far from fat, still not skin and bones. I actually eat, however…and don’t have any catwalks on schedule.

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  22. Taz | January 25, 2010 at 1:27 pm

    can we ban #19

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  23. Landberto | January 25, 2010 at 1:43 pm

    why so critical people, respect her fineness

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  24. sf | January 25, 2010 at 1:47 pm

    d

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  25. sdf | January 25, 2010 at 1:51 pm

    #10 My sperm removes stretch marks. Worked wonderfuly on Alessandra.

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  26. Ann | January 25, 2010 at 1:57 pm

    in #22 and #24 she looks like a stick
    really bad when she’s not posing

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  27. Schnib | January 25, 2010 at 1:57 pm

    meh, she’s too tall and skinny

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  28. Fat Chicks Suck | January 25, 2010 at 2:00 pm

    Why do all of the fatties have to freak out every time pictures of thin women are posted? This chick popped out a kid and is still in amazing shape. I’d like to see some of these “healthy” fatties go against any Victoria’s Secret model in a fitness competition and/or a cholesterol test.

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  29. belly button horror | January 25, 2010 at 2:11 pm

    I thought the Fish didn’t like belly button penises…

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  30. God of Thunder | January 25, 2010 at 2:21 pm

    Her face looks like a dude and her ass is small.

    And #4. Larry, your so right. lol.

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  31. Valerie | January 25, 2010 at 2:23 pm

    I’ve always liked her as a model. For whatever reason, I don’t think she looks as good as she used to in these pics. She seems as skinny as ever in some pics, and in others it looks like she’s gotten slightly flabby (for HER, not the average female!). It’s weird.

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  32. yuki | January 25, 2010 at 2:25 pm

    hey ale, if you see her crawling around on the beach there in st barts say hi to donatella.

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  33. Sam | January 25, 2010 at 2:42 pm

    Okay seriously? To all of the critical posters…I can guarantee you will never look as amazing or ever get to touch someone who looks that great. Just continue eating your GD pork rinds while your sitting in your easy-chair and get over yourself…loser.

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  34. yoyoyo | January 25, 2010 at 2:43 pm

    #1 MILF in the world

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  35. blah | January 25, 2010 at 2:52 pm

    um yup…

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  36. cdf | January 25, 2010 at 3:13 pm

    She has the butt of a 9 year old boy, but I’d hit it.

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  37. dontneedone | January 25, 2010 at 3:57 pm

    she looks gorgeous. al you haters are big time losers. there are women who are naturally skinny, just because you are not one of them doesnt mean you have to be negative. her body is fantastic and she is in no way flabby. im a girl who can readily admit she looks great.

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  38. Vinnie the Chin. | January 25, 2010 at 4:10 pm

    I would eat the corn out of her cornhole.

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  39. Alli Watermelon | January 25, 2010 at 4:10 pm

    Look at pic #22. Please tell me how that body is considered attractive? She has a very pretty face IMO, but her body is not something I’d consider ideal. No, mine isn’t either…I understand that. But just because my body isn’t the BEST, doesn’t mean my outlook on what is..is flawed. She looks fit, definitely NOT flabby, but quite skinny. This is not the body I think any woman should strive for. If it’s genetic, fine. But that doesn’t mean it is attractive.

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  40. big teeth | January 25, 2010 at 4:23 pm

    yet another horse face VS model..
    A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
    And this one’ll talk ’til his voice is hoarse.
    You never heard of a talking horse?

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  41. ijfsi | January 25, 2010 at 4:58 pm

    too skinny, you can see the veins in her hips

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  42. dfgjhkdfhgdkj | January 25, 2010 at 5:23 pm

    #10, I have three kids and no stretch marks or cellulite. I don’t know how, because my mom sure does. Good genes? Maybe on my dad’s side.

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  43. Teri | January 25, 2010 at 5:24 pm

    Best compilation of photos from her recent photo shoot that I’ve seen online! Thank you for the awesome post :)

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  44. my comment | January 25, 2010 at 7:41 pm

    She is trying WAY too hard. Pic 22 is just downright awful. No breasts to speak of and NO ASS. Nada.

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  45. dancy | January 25, 2010 at 8:25 pm

    Too skinny. Needs to put a few pounds on those bones.
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  46. havoc | January 25, 2010 at 8:38 pm

    This chick makes me harder than Chinese arithmetic…..

    .

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  47. Koyu | January 25, 2010 at 8:39 pm

    yea, her ass really very small>

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  48. anorexic | January 25, 2010 at 9:08 pm

    This girl is way too skinny. Ugly and bony. Not at all alluring or sexy. She looks like a skeleton.

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  49. Boris | January 25, 2010 at 9:31 pm

    The hip veins are totally grossing me out.

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  50. Creampie | January 25, 2010 at 10:13 pm

    She looks great. Anyone who thinks she’s too skinny… that’s how normal people look. Not everyone stuffs their heads with big macs and oatmeal creampies everyday.

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