I’m sure a lot of you aren’t very familiar with the lesser known Alizee, and if you are, you probably only know her as ‘that French singer who wears the short skirts.’ Truthfully, I’ve never heard a single one of her songs and I never care to. As long as she keeps on wearing the shortest skirts imaginable, I’ll keep on pretending like I care about what comes out of her mouth. I wonder what it’s like knowing that your only claim to fame is that you happen to wear short skirts. Must be the same way Ryan Seacrest feels, except instead of wearing short skirts, he’s just a jackass.

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