So far this morning, we’ve already had Weston Cage doing karate for the paparazzi and Kelly Brook in a bikini which is an amazing bounty in and of itself. Except now the Internet Gods have seen fit to bless us even further with Alison Brie and Gillian Jacobs in lingerie spanking each other for GQ. I’m not entirely sure what I did to deserve such favor, but I bet it was all that persecution for the retard baby joke. Unlike that other magic guy nailed to a cross, the deities guarding this realm looked down upon my plight and chose not to forsake me because that’d be a pretty dick move. A dick move on par with, I dunno, let’s say striking a dead toddler’s memorial with lightning. Not that I’m pointing any fingers. At the sky. Sort of like this, I KNOW IT WAS YOU!
Photo: Mark Seliger/GQ