Alicia Keys attended the 54th ONDA Awards in Barcelona, Spain. I have no idea what any of that means, but I’m sure it’s a fancy way of saying “watch the hot chick play the piano.” Does anyone think there’s something odd about the crotch of her pants? It’s almost like her vagina is trying to eat her clothes. Can they do that? If so, has NASA perfected the chain-mail condom yet? All they had to do was follow the blueprints I drew in pencil on a wet bar napkin. How hard is that?
Photos: INFdaily.com
sarah | December 5, 2007 at 4:54 pm
1st
wasku | December 5, 2007 at 4:55 pm
First!! bitches!!
sarah | December 5, 2007 at 4:56 pm
camel toe anyone?
bone thattio | December 5, 2007 at 4:57 pm
mmm, a crotch the bites back – that could be fun.
veggi | December 5, 2007 at 4:57 pm
lmao@her gut hanging out in the piano picture. She can suck it in during the photo sessions, but the rip cord has to be pulled while she sings. Weirdly shaped ass, too – must be lots of girdling going on under there…
bone thattio | December 5, 2007 at 4:58 pm
mmm, a crotch the bites back – that could be fun.
biggest | December 5, 2007 at 4:58 pm
her ass is colossal.
Jaan Kanellis | December 5, 2007 at 4:58 pm
Camel pie more like it
Beth | December 5, 2007 at 4:59 pm
Looks more like a yeast patch to me. Time to switch to an outfit that breathes.
Riotboy | December 5, 2007 at 5:02 pm
She has some thick legs which I love.
/oh yeah!
Jimbo | December 5, 2007 at 5:04 pm
In the head-on shot, it looks more like a protective nut-cup that (male) athletes wear during sports. Hey veggi, do lesbians wear cups?
cmc | December 5, 2007 at 5:06 pm
If she keeps wearing those britches, she’ll need the monostat 1 day!
D. Richards (Bastard.) | December 5, 2007 at 5:10 pm
Check that shit out! Alicia’s obviously tucking her gigantic black cock. I always new Keys was a boy-girl. I wasn’t sure even after viewing a video of Alicia fucking her own asshole. But now I know. The girl’s got a fabulous prick, ya’ll..
deanna | December 5, 2007 at 5:19 pm
Alicia Keys is beautiful, so why does it seem everyone is bashing on her? I’m not one to give props to ppl who are overweight (just ask anyone i know) but this girl is healthy, yes a little bit of meat on her bones, but look at her! There’s only one explaination as why anyone would have something negative to say about this woman – some ppl feel like crap about the way their appearances are and you know what they need to do? Bash on other ppl to feel better about themselves. GROW UP
mixedmartialartvideos.com | December 5, 2007 at 5:26 pm
shes the most talented music artist out there
how do i know you're a child? | December 5, 2007 at 5:42 pm
you write “GROW UP”
digglesworth | December 5, 2007 at 5:43 pm
i’d tap it on her forehead. she can look good at times, but the huge legs kill it for me, regardless of what she’s wearing.
cowgirl | December 5, 2007 at 5:45 pm
She is beautiful AND talented AND real. In ten years from now, when Lindsay, Paris, and Britney are in the corner puking up drugs and semen, Alicia will be ascending even higher in her career!
yeah...riiiiiiight... | December 5, 2007 at 5:49 pm
“…AND real.” except for the tiny thing about being lesbian but living as if she were straight. Other than that minor detail, yeah, very real.
Vince | December 5, 2007 at 5:55 pm
Play the piano? She looks like she could lift one.
Tapeworm | December 5, 2007 at 5:58 pm
@cowgirl said: “In ten years from now, when Lindsay, Paris, and Britney are in the corner puking up drugs and semen…”
What do you mean “in ten years” — those little whores are doing that now!
itstoribitches | December 5, 2007 at 6:00 pm
F*** Alicia Keys…. Tori Amos is the only TRUE woman playing the paino. Have you ever seen her perform?!?!?!?! Holy god…. the woman makes every man (and some women too) wish they were a piano bench and/or a microphone. Alicia Keys is LAME. Nice camel toe… I think she’s smuggling some hashish in that giant cooch.
cowgirl | December 5, 2007 at 6:01 pm
19–How can you live as if you were straight and be a lesbian? You can’t munch carpet and suck dick can you? Or can you…..?
Now, for marketing reasons. I can see someone portraying themselves as straight for the “superficial” public.
spellchecker | December 5, 2007 at 6:01 pm
“real” = “fat”
E.g., “Real [fat] women have curves!” or “She’s real[ly putting on weight]!”
yeah...riiiiiiight... | December 5, 2007 at 6:04 pm
Oooohhhhh, my mistake. If you live a lie to earn money, that’s still real. Got it.
yeah...riiiiiiight | December 5, 2007 at 6:06 pm
I’m a lesbian.
Chauncy Gardner | December 5, 2007 at 6:08 pm
Alicia Keys is definitely hot. I just get this completely-out-of-her-mind-mulatto-chick vibe from her, like Halle Berry. Except, Alicia is talented where Halle isn’t.
p911gt10c | December 5, 2007 at 6:10 pm
Alicia’s the total package. Anybody see her Smokin Aces? Fuckin hot!
Oh, #1 and 2, you’re both losers.
I see the W | December 5, 2007 at 6:10 pm
Titless and now ass less, the only way I would pay to see her is if she would shove that mic up her crotch and puked it out. Now that’s talent bitchess…
Jimbo | December 5, 2007 at 6:11 pm
@23 Hey Cowgirl, I think you can do both. It is called Bisexual.
interracialconnect.com is a niche interracial dating site with lots of active profiles | December 5, 2007 at 6:11 pm
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interracialconnect.com is a niche interracial dating site with lots of active profiles | December 5, 2007 at 6:12 pm
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interracialconnect.com is a niche interracial dating site with lots of active profiles | December 5, 2007 at 6:12 pm
my angel, it is said that you have hot video at interracialconnect.com. It is a niche interracial dating site with free trails and active profiles. You had a profile there, right? I will check and email u there. lol
RENEE... | December 5, 2007 at 6:12 pm
She doesn’t look as good as she thinks she does. Oh, and nice camel toe idiot! (what woman wears tight white knit pants?!)
Jimbo | December 5, 2007 at 6:16 pm
@34, What is wrong with a little camel toe? It looks good on her..
Cowgirl | December 5, 2007 at 6:16 pm
At Jimbo, true– bisexuals can do both. But the sexual orientation in question was whether or not she was a lesbian. As far as I know, lesbians are carpet only?
Niche interracial dating | December 5, 2007 at 6:17 pm
my angel, it is said that you have hot video at interracialconnect.com. It is a niche interracial dating site with free trails and active profiles. You had a profile there, right? I will check and email u there. lol
Jimbo | December 5, 2007 at 6:20 pm
@36 Cowgirl. You are correct. As fr as I know lesbians only munch carpet. Does that make me a lesbian??
| December 5, 2007 at 6:22 pm
She’s cute, but not hot, she looks way better in these pictures than she does in reality or video/TV.
And BTW, she’s fat.
yeah...riiiiiiight | December 5, 2007 at 6:29 pm
#26 – oh no, you unmasked me as a lesbian! (you think) I better run and hide! Wait, I’m not Alicia Keys. I don’t give a fuck what you think.
Cowgirl is fucking Nancy Drew these days | December 5, 2007 at 6:34 pm
Hey 40, its okay if you’re a lesbian. Lord knows women are probably better at relationships than men–fuck ‘em! (or not?)
Hey Jimbo–It’s fine by me if you wanna munch carpet!
Jimbo | December 5, 2007 at 6:36 pm
@41 Cool, then I am a lesbian too..
Laughing God | December 5, 2007 at 7:37 pm
Pretty sure those are vibrating panties. Insert a vibrator and pull the panties up. RC WFT!!!
Laughing God | December 5, 2007 at 7:37 pm
Pretty sure those are vibrating panties. Insert a vibrator and pull the panties up. RC FTW!!!
AsianLover | December 5, 2007 at 7:39 pm
Sexy, beautiful and talented…what more can you ask for? Love Alicia Keys!!!
makemepuke | December 5, 2007 at 7:42 pm
Alicia is so beautiful when she keeps her lady curves down a notch and gets into some serious exercise groove she is also a musical prodigy and for those of you who do not know what that means it fuckin means she is a genius ya’ll ..don;t believe me …watch her live video, check it out.
I hope to GOD (figure of speech) that she is not a lesbian, not that I have anything against lesbians, but the thought of me and her is too sweet, second thought, the thought of me and her and Halle Berry is even sweeter.
Smile ya’ll
meee | December 5, 2007 at 7:45 pm
i love her new song “no one”.
does anyone else get the vibe these days that she’s gay?
blehhhhchk,gross,puke | December 5, 2007 at 7:58 pm
This skank sings like a dying pig, piano playing is mediocre for a pro, fat legs, sagging gut, nasty face. OH yeah! Hot like an over heating radiator. Halle Berry is sub-standard as well.
Nordic chicks are where it’s at! Ask Tiger Woods. He is hideous and has the money to afford one. I am $ure $he really love$ him a$ well.
croatiansensation | December 5, 2007 at 7:59 pm
she looks like she’s lost quite a bit of weight from previous pics….could have had some scultping in the chin and neck.
croatiansensation | December 5, 2007 at 7:59 pm
she looks like she’s lost quite a bit of weight from previous pics….could have had some scultping in the chin and neck.