You’d think bikini pictures of Alicia Keys would be all kinds of crazy hot with maybe some sexy piano-playing thrown in for good measure. Turns out you, and most importantly me, would be horribly mistaken. Here’s Alicia at a hotel pool in Australia just chowing down, checking her Blackberry and generally being the exact opposite of erotic. I mean, would it kill her to do some sort of seductive musical number. Christ, there’s even a fork and some water glasses right next to her. Regale me, dammit!
Photos: Flynet
got here first bitches
She’s flat as hell and look at those thighs..She’s got a nice face of course, but that body is a shame. Sorry I messed this one up, guys.
nothing special at all. Well, besides the bank account.
dude she looks great. those pictures from above are unflattering… because they’re taken from a terrible angle. she looks gorgeous in the other ones.
Beyonce really slimmed down.
Woopie goldberg is more sexier…
she is definately thick.. at least more so than i remember.
at least she appears to be eating healthy.
nice and thick
Hahaha Yes woopie goldberg is more sexy …. she looks fat.
It’s the camera angle, you dopes, the last two look just fine. She looks great, too bad she sings like a rusty gate hinge at an abandoned farm.
The chick downtown told me she’d hit it.
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Keep stuffing that fried chicken down your bootlips
It’s not the camera angle. She really does have a huge butt, comparatively speaking. And some folks actually _like_ that in a woman.
Next up: Asparagus pee! (Don’t pretend you don’t know that smell!)
Just noticed in pic 2….she has a fucking DOG BOWL of water to drink from!
Woof.
It realy is a slow newsday
wow I never realized her body sucked so bad. how unfortunate looking
Keys is hot…what the?
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That bandaid is going to leave a really fugly tan mark.
Anybody for a bowl of green beans. Yummy num num.
Damn. I’m withdrawing the mulatto prize, sorry folks!
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she looks stunning!
she can wrap those theighs around my head any time!!!!!!
Not the most flattering swim suit for her body type but she’s a lovely gal
Damn! I just realized that this groid cunt is actually the new Commander in Chimp on the downlow . . . and I went and rubbed one off to pic #4!
uh, no. i would have never thought that. shes a half breed.
thats not a dog bowl you idiot
Looks like Isabel “Weezie Jefferson” Sanford.
Damn her thighs are huge. She could squeeze your head off or suffocate you if you went down on her.
WHO: Overrated Diva
WHAT: Beached Whale
WHERE: Blubber Beach
WHEN: During the “Eclipse”
WHY: God is cruel
HOW: 5 Ton Truck and Crane
From the neck up she IS hot. After that, literally, it’s all downhill. A lumpy cottage cheese flabby hill that smells like feet and stale navel lint.
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aww she cut herself shaving.
A. Keys is definately one the MOST beautiful women in the entire world hands down, and she has a fabulous body. The men she seems to be interested in love some thick thighs and SOME kind of ass in the back trust me. They don’t want a Paris Hilton noassatall kind of chick trust that.
A. Keys is definately one the MOST beautiful women in the entire world hands down, and she has a fabulous body. The men she seems to be interested in love some thick thighs and SOME kind of ass in the back trust me. They don’t want a Paris Hilton noassatall kind of chick trust that.
FIRSTLY!!!! A.K is a giant lezzzbo so she isn’t naturally inclined to be “sexy” she is a beautiful woman but not sexy at all in my opinion…. and she likes the ladies….so she really doesn’t need to be…. :)
Where’s her tits?
At least the bitch has talent, more than I can say for her fuckin peers…like Shitney.
nice face, fat ass.
so she’s about on the same level as The Kardashian?
lol, you people are such tools.
Just another half coon who was abandoned by her coon Father.
Who puts a bandaid on their shoulder?
She looks like a ten year old boy… sad…
She looks like a ten year old boy… sad…
Theres a bandaid on her shoulder from when she tried to shave off her monkey hair. Her thighs are fucking huge.
I want to eat her pussy like a Jew who just got out of the concentration camp.
“ARE HER TITS SWIMMING”, folks?
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This site has the most ignorant assholes on line. Mostly a bunch of faggot-ass cracka’s talking shit they would NEVER say inpublic because they know they would get their pasty asses waxed! Punk faggots!
This site has the most ignorant assholes on line. Mostly a bunch of faggot-ass cracka’s talking shit they would NEVER say inpublic because they know they would get their pasty asses waxed! Punk faggots!
why do people love to hate? she is beautiful
1. she just finnished a year long tour and is chillin. no make up, hair up, still looking beautiful, cant the girl get some ‘her’ time
2. she is no way fat, i meet her during her tour and she is really little, and she does have a nice figure, you guy wuld be hatin if she got breast implants awell!
3. shes a vegitarian, eating peas in a pod
the end
WHITE MAN’S NIGHTMARE!
SHE WOULD HAVE TO LOSE 30 LBS AND GET BREAST IMPLANTS FOR YOU 12 YEAR OLD LOVING GUYS TO SAY GOOD THINGS ABOUT HER.
GOOD JOB HEIDI.