You’d think bikini pictures of Alicia Keys would be all kinds of crazy hot with maybe some sexy piano-playing thrown in for good measure. Turns out you, and most importantly me, would be horribly mistaken. Here’s Alicia at a hotel pool in Australia just chowing down, checking her Blackberry and generally being the exact opposite of erotic. I mean, would it kill her to do some sort of seductive musical number. Christ, there’s even a fork and some water glasses right next to her. Regale me, dammit!
Photos: Flynet
bob | December 20, 2008 at 1:32 pm
got here first bitches
God | December 20, 2008 at 1:40 pm
She’s flat as hell and look at those thighs..She’s got a nice face of course, but that body is a shame. Sorry I messed this one up, guys.
Sport | December 20, 2008 at 1:48 pm
nothing special at all. Well, besides the bank account.
sarah | December 20, 2008 at 1:52 pm
dude she looks great. those pictures from above are unflattering… because they’re taken from a terrible angle. she looks gorgeous in the other ones.
cameron ruiz | December 20, 2008 at 1:52 pm
Beyonce really slimmed down.
necessaryROUGHness | December 20, 2008 at 2:01 pm
Woopie goldberg is more sexier…
desi | December 20, 2008 at 2:22 pm
she is definately thick.. at least more so than i remember.
at least she appears to be eating healthy.
mixedmartialartvideos.com | December 20, 2008 at 2:26 pm
nice and thick
Welcome to the Jungle | December 20, 2008 at 2:29 pm
Hahaha Yes woopie goldberg is more sexy …. she looks fat.
timmy the dying boy | December 20, 2008 at 2:39 pm
It’s the camera angle, you dopes, the last two look just fine. She looks great, too bad she sings like a rusty gate hinge at an abandoned farm.
Yeah she would | December 20, 2008 at 2:52 pm
The chick downtown told me she’d hit it.
This Poster | December 20, 2008 at 2:57 pm
Anyone posting after This Poster sucks on mulatto cock and swallows the mulatto juice
Jeff | December 20, 2008 at 2:59 pm
Keep stuffing that fried chicken down your bootlips
drdanny | December 20, 2008 at 2:59 pm
It’s not the camera angle. She really does have a huge butt, comparatively speaking. And some folks actually _like_ that in a woman.
Vince Lombardi | December 20, 2008 at 3:00 pm
Next up: Asparagus pee! (Don’t pretend you don’t know that smell!)
Sport | December 20, 2008 at 3:02 pm
Just noticed in pic 2….she has a fucking DOG BOWL of water to drink from!
Woof.
Napoleon | December 20, 2008 at 3:03 pm
It realy is a slow newsday
mink | December 20, 2008 at 3:19 pm
wow I never realized her body sucked so bad. how unfortunate looking
Finding You Deals.com | December 20, 2008 at 3:31 pm
Keys is hot…what the?
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dork | December 20, 2008 at 3:40 pm
That bandaid is going to leave a really fugly tan mark.
Anybody for a bowl of green beans. Yummy num num.
This Poster | December 20, 2008 at 4:06 pm
Damn. I’m withdrawing the mulatto prize, sorry folks!
I LOVE mulatto cock and guzzle the mulatto juice!!! No way I’m giving that away!
lisa | December 20, 2008 at 4:13 pm
she looks stunning!
Rob | December 20, 2008 at 4:45 pm
she can wrap those theighs around my head any time!!!!!!
Mama Pinkus | December 20, 2008 at 5:00 pm
Not the most flattering swim suit for her body type but she’s a lovely gal
Jeff | December 20, 2008 at 5:16 pm
Damn! I just realized that this groid cunt is actually the new Commander in Chimp on the downlow . . . and I went and rubbed one off to pic #4!
mike oxbhig | December 20, 2008 at 5:27 pm
uh, no. i would have never thought that. shes a half breed.
Ky | December 20, 2008 at 5:51 pm
thats not a dog bowl you idiot
Arf | December 20, 2008 at 6:00 pm
Looks like Isabel “Weezie Jefferson” Sanford.
Danklin24 | December 20, 2008 at 6:26 pm
Damn her thighs are huge. She could squeeze your head off or suffocate you if you went down on her.
PhilMcCracken | December 20, 2008 at 6:37 pm
WHO: Overrated Diva
WHAT: Beached Whale
WHERE: Blubber Beach
WHEN: During the “Eclipse”
WHY: God is cruel
HOW: 5 Ton Truck and Crane
From the neck up she IS hot. After that, literally, it’s all downhill. A lumpy cottage cheese flabby hill that smells like feet and stale navel lint.
youtube | December 20, 2008 at 7:28 pm
seksiymiss beee yerim senii bebemm
DT | December 20, 2008 at 8:03 pm
aww she cut herself shaving.
SueMe | December 20, 2008 at 8:06 pm
A. Keys is definately one the MOST beautiful women in the entire world hands down, and she has a fabulous body. The men she seems to be interested in love some thick thighs and SOME kind of ass in the back trust me. They don’t want a Paris Hilton noassatall kind of chick trust that.
SueMe | December 20, 2008 at 8:06 pm
A. Keys is definately one the MOST beautiful women in the entire world hands down, and she has a fabulous body. The men she seems to be interested in love some thick thighs and SOME kind of ass in the back trust me. They don’t want a Paris Hilton noassatall kind of chick trust that.
LALALA | December 20, 2008 at 8:56 pm
FIRSTLY!!!! A.K is a giant lezzzbo so she isn’t naturally inclined to be “sexy” she is a beautiful woman but not sexy at all in my opinion…. and she likes the ladies….so she really doesn’t need to be…. :)
ummm...yeah | December 20, 2008 at 9:07 pm
Where’s her tits?
At least the bitch has talent, more than I can say for her fuckin peers…like Shitney.
Funeral Guy | December 20, 2008 at 9:09 pm
nice face, fat ass.
ekki_skila | December 20, 2008 at 9:42 pm
so she’s about on the same level as The Kardashian?
lol, you people are such tools.
bootlips | December 20, 2008 at 10:18 pm
Just another half coon who was abandoned by her coon Father.
Cartman | December 20, 2008 at 10:25 pm
Who puts a bandaid on their shoulder?
John Wayne Bobbit | December 20, 2008 at 10:52 pm
She looks like a ten year old boy… sad…
John Wayne Bobbit | December 20, 2008 at 10:52 pm
She looks like a ten year old boy… sad…
Danklin24 | December 20, 2008 at 10:54 pm
Theres a bandaid on her shoulder from when she tried to shave off her monkey hair. Her thighs are fucking huge.
King Gonja | December 20, 2008 at 11:07 pm
I want to eat her pussy like a Jew who just got out of the concentration camp.
gerard Vandenberg | December 21, 2008 at 12:58 am
“ARE HER TITS SWIMMING”, folks?
G. Taylor | December 21, 2008 at 2:07 am
This site has the most ignorant assholes on line. Mostly a bunch of faggot-ass cracka’s talking shit they would NEVER say inpublic because they know they would get their pasty asses waxed! Punk faggots!
Dude | December 21, 2008 at 2:08 am
This site has the most ignorant assholes on line. Mostly a bunch of faggot-ass cracka’s talking shit they would NEVER say inpublic because they know they would get their pasty asses waxed! Punk faggots!
Ronnie Mund | December 21, 2008 at 2:37 am
This site has the most ignorant assholes on line. Mostly a bunch of faggot-ass cracka’s talking shit they would NEVER say inpublic because they know they would get their pasty asses waxed! Punk faggots!
HatersAreGonHate | December 21, 2008 at 3:21 am
why do people love to hate? she is beautiful
1. she just finnished a year long tour and is chillin. no make up, hair up, still looking beautiful, cant the girl get some ‘her’ time
2. she is no way fat, i meet her during her tour and she is really little, and she does have a nice figure, you guy wuld be hatin if she got breast implants awell!
3. shes a vegitarian, eating peas in a pod
the end
THAT_GIRL_JENN | December 21, 2008 at 3:24 am
WHITE MAN’S NIGHTMARE!
SHE WOULD HAVE TO LOSE 30 LBS AND GET BREAST IMPLANTS FOR YOU 12 YEAR OLD LOVING GUYS TO SAY GOOD THINGS ABOUT HER.
GOOD JOB HEIDI.