Alicia Keys has a secret

keys-boyfriend.jpgIt doesn’t have anything to do with her hairy chest, proactiv, or her gorilla boobs, either. She has a boyfriend. And this guy couldn’t help her pluck her body hair?

Keys acknowledged that she’s been with the same person for quite some time now, and that she sees herself as being with that same person when she starts a family.

“Well. Well … You know, I have to say, the person I’m with is really special,” Keys said after smiling playfully. “And I’m lucky because when I go out with friends to parties, I say to myself, ‘Self, what in the hell would you do if you didn’t have somebody who loved you?’ I mean, really. I look at these guys and it’s like, ‘Who are you? What do you even think about and what are you representing? Do you even know me? And do you want to know me or … ?’ It’s scary. And I think about how uncomfortable I would feel trying to find love among so much falseness. So I feel very, very, very blessed to have someone so special to me. Someone who I know cares about me. That’s what it’s about. I’m pretty lucky.”

Lucky says it, because I don’t know too many dudes that are gonna be willing to put up with hairy nipples. Especially for the sake of his offspring. How much do you think those therapy bills are gonna be, when their kids remember being forced to nurse?