Sex Robot To Play Lara Croft Instead Of Hot Jedi

First things first, if you haven’t seen Ex Machina yet, your life is a never-ending cascade of failures, but you already knew that if you’re reading and/or writing this site. (Kill… me… ) Now that that’s settled, Alicia Vikander is officially the new Lara Croft after weeks of everyone saying it was going to be your new girlfriend Rey, who let’s be honest, has better shit to do. Variety reports:

Vikander will be playing Lara Croft in the MGM and GK Films’ “Tomb Raider” reboot, it was announced Thursday. Norwegian helmer Roar Uthaug is on board to direct.
While other actresses had met for the role, including Daisy Ridley, source indicate that Vikander had always been the first choice. The reason for the delay of announcement was that the studio was waiting for a new draft of the script, sources say.

And now let us pay our respects to the fake boobs that raided tombs before, which is the entire point of this post/my entire life.

Current event + boobie pics = me work in pajama pants ^ whee!

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