Alicia Silverstone Chews Her Son’s Food And Then Feeds It To Him Like A Baby Bird. Yup.

March 27th, 2012 // 63 Comments
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“Now, Bear, eat your lunch out of Mommy’s face hole like a good boy…”

And here’s almost exactly what I just said in the headline, except in Alicia Silverstone‘s own words via ONTD:

“I fed Bear the mochi and a tiny bit of veggies from the soup…from my mouth to his. It’s his favorite…and mine,” Silverstone wrote. “He literally crawls across the room to attack my mouth if I’m eating.
This video was taken about a month or 2 ago when he was a bit wobbly. Now he is grabbing my mouth to get the food!”
The video shows the actress taking a spoonful of food, chewing it, and then passing it open-mouth to her little one.

Of course, my favorite response has to be this doctor who basically says Alicia Silverstone just gave her son herpes before using the phrase “ick factor” as a medical term:

“There are those who think that a mom chewing a baby’s food provides helpful enzymes from her mouth but it doesn’t seem like a hygienic practice. Various viruses and bacteria, but especially herpes virus, may be passed from mother to baby,” Dr. Jennifer Landa, M.D Chief Medical Officer of BodyLogicMD told FOX411’s Pop Tarts column. “These microbes present a challenge that the infant’s immune system may not be ready for. So the practice is questionable for safety, and then, there’s a certain ick factor here that needs to be considered.”

Keep in mind, Dr. Jennifer Landa obviously doesn’t feed her children via regurgitation, so I’ll immediately take her word over Alicia Silverstone. In fact, I’ll take Afterbirth Vitamin Queen‘s word over Alicia’s too, but mostly because January Jones clearly hates her son too much to even think about touching his mouth with hers. I heard he hugged her once and she made the nanny fetch a firehose. True story.

h/t IDLYITW

Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Splash News, WENN

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  1. EricLr

    I give that kid 3 years before he’s smarter than her.

  2. SWG

    Could be worse. She could be spitting back her husband’s man juice to his face.

  3. your mom

    Wait. She named him Bear??

  4. rican

    It only proves that Hollywood fame does not make you less of a fucking retard.

  5. El Jefe

    She named her son Bear? Is she setting him up for a life of gay porn? I mean the name is bad enough, but the mommy issues he is going to have from the crap she is doing are going to be tremendous.

  6. The Blue Pill

    What do you expect from people who name their kid Bear Blu?

  7. grobpilot

    How many retard celebrities will now think this is the coolest thing they’ve ever heard? I expect they will now try to force their 15-year old kids to eat plates full of partially digested trendy Hollywood fare. Humanity deserves to die.

    • V

      It’s all this New Age bullshit celebrities love because they think it makes them sound alternative, intellectual, progressive, ahead of times. They’re compensating for their lack of culture and education and the fact hat when they open their mouths in interviews, they’re all fucking idiots. All these stupid names and weird diets and learning methods are nothing but fucking up their kids, who already stood very little chance growing up in Hollywood with narcissistic, forever young, egotistical, immature parents.

      • grobpilot

        Well stated. I get so pissed off about this shit, I can’t take the time to speak reasonably about it. I would like to think that things like this don’t affect me personally but, when these morons start making political statements and people believe it, I hold little hope of human beings making it to the 22nd century.

      • I thought the height of drooling voodoo ignorance was attained with Jenny McCarthy and the insidious autism-causing mercury vaccine menace (which can only be magically cured by gluten-free foods), and then I see this dreck.

        Seriously, just get a pair of bark Birkenstocks and shut the righteous fuck up.

  8. Alicia Silverstone Son Bear Blu Regurgitates Food
    Isa
    Commented on this photo:

    WTF? That’s disgusting, poor baby :S

  9. Dick Hell

    Riding without a helmet would be my guess.

  10. Richard McBeef, MD

    It’s good for kids to have their immune systems challenged. This sterile environment for children business is a joke. Let them get dirty, stick their fingers in the dog’s ass and go straight to the mouth. They’ll be much healthier as adults.

    Dr. Landa is quack that specializes in some quackery hormone therapy when not appearing on daytime television hawking her books. She’s out of her element when talking about infectious disease.

  11. V

    Well it’s going to be interesting to see the kind of man he’ll be when he’s 30. No woman is ever going to be good enough for him.

    It scares me how some women just go batshit insane after having children and have absolutely no boundries. I remember this woman who lived in our neighborhood. She made this awesome bread to sell to neighbors, mom was obsessed with it. We go to her house, she’s just finishing up packing up the bread and we sit in her kitchen and we start talking. Her 7 year old comes running to the kitchen all “Mommy, I’m hungry” she lifts her mom’s blouse and starts sucking. It was seriously the most disturbing moment of my life. I was like 9. This kid was almost my age breast feeding from her mother. LET THE KIDS GROW UP, they’re not meant to babies their entire childhood. All this “aww it’s for them it’s natural birds do it” is BULLSHIT. Some women want their kids to be emotionally dependent on them forever.

    Gahhhhhhh /rant.

    • I have nothing against breastfeeding, and certainly no problems with moms doing it in public, it’s a natural function, immune system, yadda yadda. But once your kids can walk, talk, and eat solid food, you’re doing it for you, not them. I once saw a client breastfeed her five year old, pretty much the same reaction here. I love that Game of Thrones told us volumes about Catelyn Stark’s mentally disturbed sister by showing her still breastfeeding her obviously fucked up adolescent son.

  12. Shlep

    YUM!

  13. Clarence Beeks

    she is a fucking idiot.

  14. Alicia Silverstone Son Bear Blu Regurgitates Food
    One Good Deed
    Commented on this photo:

    That kid is going to hate her so much when all the kids at school bully the fuck out of him for having a mother that fed him from her mouth. On his behalf I say fuck you Alicia Silverstone.

    • V

      Not to mention he was already going to be bullied anyway because of that retarded name. BearBlu? Does she not realize that the kid will eventually have to apply for college and job interviews? You take away their dignity when you treat your children like animals, like pets. Don’t give a child a PET NAME. Don’t feed him like a bird, he’s a person, he can handle a spoon that’s why we have opposible thumbs.

      Also, God, did she not picture this scenario “I BlueBear, take you Mary” *laughs from guests*. What woman wants to scream “OH YEAAAAH BEARBLU, FUCK ME BEARBLU!”.

      Way to ruin his life.

  15. Alicia Silverstone Son Bear Blu Regurgitates Food
    Quijibo
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice mom shorts.

  16. dontkillthemessenger

    I think a similar story is the root of Ali Lohan’s aversion to food.

  17. Alicia Silverstone Son Bear Blu Regurgitates Food
    j.j.
    Commented on this photo:

    forget the chewing. she finally got that ugly mole on her forehead removed!

  18. Alicia Silverstone Son Bear Blu Regurgitates Food
    Minky Wail
    Commented on this photo:

    This makes me wonder if January Jones is feeding her kid chewed up placenta.

    • Well, aren’t we the only animals who don’t feed our children this way?

      • EricLr

        We’re also one of the few animals who don’t play with our own shit, can build complex tools, and who will take care of a sick member of the species instead of just leaving them to die. Obviously we’re the dumb ones.

      • Obviously some people missed how I was bundling in the January Jones “we’re the only mammals who don’t eat our own placenta” comment to make a funny.

  19. Alicia Silverstone Son Bear Blu Regurgitates Food
    electricgrl
    Commented on this photo:

    Do you prefer “fashion victim” or “ensembly challenged”?

  20. The Royal Penis

    She’s doing a good job of keeping that hair off her lip. Good for her. At least she’ll be well practiced when menopause hits.

  21. Alicia Silverstone Son Bear Blu Regurgitates Food
    The Royal Penis
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow….how hard is it to remain so unattractive?

  22. How in the sweet living fuck does someone come up with an idea this goddamned wacky? Medical debate aside, you see a bird do it, so suddenly it’s a great idea for you and your kids? How in fuck do you make that kind of leap in logic and cognition? The only way this situation would make any kind of sense is if there were some sort of severe head trauma involved.

  23. Alicia Silverstone Son Bear Blu Regurgitates Food
    V
    Commented on this photo:

    I feel bad for his future girlfriends. This will be the man who calls her mom three times a day, tells her everything about his love life, compares women to his mom “You don’t cook like my mom, you don’t clean like my mom”, looks for women that look like his mom. And of course Alicia will forever hate the women he dates/marries and no woman will ever be good enough for him.

    I hope he turns out gay. It’s the only way he’ll be rid of this Oedipus complex Alicia is desperately building up.

  24. Alicia Silverstone Son Bear Blu Regurgitates Food
    Mballs
    Commented on this photo:

    Yargh! I CANNOT with men in these effed up headbands. ANTI-hot!!!

    • EricLr

      If he were any prize, he would have married Alicia Silverstone in 1995, not Alicia Silverstone in 2012.

  25. Alicia Silverstone Son Bear Blu Regurgitates Food
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks like she has a boner in those shorts.

  26. Alicia Silverstone Son Bear Blu Regurgitates Food
    Commented on this photo:

    Retarded looking kid…..like an elf dwarf.

  27. The next kid will be brown bear, followed by circus bear, and gummi bear. Stupid slut.

  28. welldoneson

    what a freakin’ ‘tard.

    this kid is gonna have a WORLD of issues.

  29. NATTY ICE

    This really takes all the fun out of asking her, “So, how do you get all your protein?”

  30. Wink

    Fucking hell. Is there a single normal woman involved in the entertainment industry that achieves a modicum of fame and either isn’t or doesn’t become a total fucking loon? Is the desire to look in any way interesting so strong in Hollywood that fucking bird feeding your child has become de rigeur? Suck a dick.

  31. Alicia Silverstone Son Bear Blu Regurgitates Food
    GA
    Commented on this photo:

    Two words, Alicia: food processor.

  32. mbcl

    she should be teaching him to steal picinic baskets

  33. Alicia Silverstone Son Bear Blu Regurgitates Food
    mbcl
    Commented on this photo:

    “He’s hungry again?! I just chewed him a lunch a few minutes ago.”

  34. Alicia Silverstone Son Bear Blu Regurgitates Food
    mbcl
    Commented on this photo:

    “I fed you so now daddy will breast feed you”

  35. peter

    why did JD leave her again?

  36. GuyLeDouche

    If you think this is bad, try and imagine how she cleans him up while changing his diaper.

  37. Alicia Silverstone Son Bear Blu Regurgitates Food
    Commented on this photo:

    this too

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