“Now, Bear, eat your lunch out of Mommy’s face hole like a good boy…”
And here’s almost exactly what I just said in the headline, except in Alicia Silverstone‘s own words via ONTD:
“I fed Bear the mochi and a tiny bit of veggies from the soup…from my mouth to his. It’s his favorite…and mine,” Silverstone wrote. “He literally crawls across the room to attack my mouth if I’m eating.
This video was taken about a month or 2 ago when he was a bit wobbly. Now he is grabbing my mouth to get the food!”
The video shows the actress taking a spoonful of food, chewing it, and then passing it open-mouth to her little one.
Of course, my favorite response has to be this doctor who basically says Alicia Silverstone just gave her son herpes before using the phrase “ick factor” as a medical term:
“There are those who think that a mom chewing a baby’s food provides helpful enzymes from her mouth but it doesn’t seem like a hygienic practice. Various viruses and bacteria, but especially herpes virus, may be passed from mother to baby,” Dr. Jennifer Landa, M.D Chief Medical Officer of BodyLogicMD told FOX411’s Pop Tarts column. “These microbes present a challenge that the infant’s immune system may not be ready for. So the practice is questionable for safety, and then, there’s a certain ick factor here that needs to be considered.”
Keep in mind, Dr. Jennifer Landa obviously doesn’t feed her children via regurgitation, so I’ll immediately take her word over Alicia Silverstone. In fact, I’ll take Afterbirth Vitamin Queen‘s word over Alicia’s too, but mostly because January Jones clearly hates her son too much to even think about touching his mouth with hers. I heard he hugged her once and she made the nanny fetch a firehose. True story.
h/t IDLYITW
Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Splash News, WENN
I give that kid 3 years before he’s smarter than her.
The minute that kid can talk he’ll demand a name change.
Could be worse. She could be spitting back her husband’s man juice to his face.
And I meant to her husband’s face, not the baby. Just to be clear.
You had it right the first time. THAT would be the worst.
Hahahahahahaha!
Nothing she could say now would surprise me. That is so nasty, swapping germs and spittle with a child. I hope it doesn’t turn out that she’s incestuous.
Wait. She named him Bear??
She’s a former model. You expected her to name him after Albert Einstein?
She was a model? I thought she just put out a few crappy movies.
Just about every Hollywood hacktress started out as a low-rent “model”/escort girl
It only proves that Hollywood fame does not make you less of a fucking retard.
She named her son Bear? Is she setting him up for a life of gay porn? I mean the name is bad enough, but the mommy issues he is going to have from the crap she is doing are going to be tremendous.
Yeah! And where does she get off, labeling him? Maybe he will feel like more of a twink.
Bear or twink, he’ll still won’t know how to use a knife and fork.
What do you expect from people who name their kid Bear Blu?
How many retard celebrities will now think this is the coolest thing they’ve ever heard? I expect they will now try to force their 15-year old kids to eat plates full of partially digested trendy Hollywood fare. Humanity deserves to die.
It’s all this New Age bullshit celebrities love because they think it makes them sound alternative, intellectual, progressive, ahead of times. They’re compensating for their lack of culture and education and the fact hat when they open their mouths in interviews, they’re all fucking idiots. All these stupid names and weird diets and learning methods are nothing but fucking up their kids, who already stood very little chance growing up in Hollywood with narcissistic, forever young, egotistical, immature parents.
Well stated. I get so pissed off about this shit, I can’t take the time to speak reasonably about it. I would like to think that things like this don’t affect me personally but, when these morons start making political statements and people believe it, I hold little hope of human beings making it to the 22nd century.
I thought the height of drooling voodoo ignorance was attained with Jenny McCarthy and the insidious autism-causing mercury vaccine menace (which can only be magically cured by gluten-free foods), and then I see this dreck.
Seriously, just get a pair of bark Birkenstocks and shut the righteous fuck up.
WTF? That’s disgusting, poor baby :S
Riding without a helmet would be my guess.
It’s good for kids to have their immune systems challenged. This sterile environment for children business is a joke. Let them get dirty, stick their fingers in the dog’s ass and go straight to the mouth. They’ll be much healthier as adults.
Dr. Landa is quack that specializes in some quackery hormone therapy when not appearing on daytime television hawking her books. She’s out of her element when talking about infectious disease.
I’m pretty certain this is how Stephanie Seymour feeds, er, I mean FED Boner Boy..
Well it’s going to be interesting to see the kind of man he’ll be when he’s 30. No woman is ever going to be good enough for him.
It scares me how some women just go batshit insane after having children and have absolutely no boundries. I remember this woman who lived in our neighborhood. She made this awesome bread to sell to neighbors, mom was obsessed with it. We go to her house, she’s just finishing up packing up the bread and we sit in her kitchen and we start talking. Her 7 year old comes running to the kitchen all “Mommy, I’m hungry” she lifts her mom’s blouse and starts sucking. It was seriously the most disturbing moment of my life. I was like 9. This kid was almost my age breast feeding from her mother. LET THE KIDS GROW UP, they’re not meant to babies their entire childhood. All this “aww it’s for them it’s natural birds do it” is BULLSHIT. Some women want their kids to be emotionally dependent on them forever.
Gahhhhhhh /rant.
I have nothing against breastfeeding, and certainly no problems with moms doing it in public, it’s a natural function, immune system, yadda yadda. But once your kids can walk, talk, and eat solid food, you’re doing it for you, not them. I once saw a client breastfeed her five year old, pretty much the same reaction here. I love that Game of Thrones told us volumes about Catelyn Stark’s mentally disturbed sister by showing her still breastfeeding her obviously fucked up adolescent son.
YUM!
she is a fucking idiot.
That kid is going to hate her so much when all the kids at school bully the fuck out of him for having a mother that fed him from her mouth. On his behalf I say fuck you Alicia Silverstone.
Not to mention he was already going to be bullied anyway because of that retarded name. BearBlu? Does she not realize that the kid will eventually have to apply for college and job interviews? You take away their dignity when you treat your children like animals, like pets. Don’t give a child a PET NAME. Don’t feed him like a bird, he’s a person, he can handle a spoon that’s why we have opposible thumbs.
Also, God, did she not picture this scenario “I BlueBear, take you Mary” *laughs from guests*. What woman wants to scream “OH YEAAAAH BEARBLU, FUCK ME BEARBLU!”.
Way to ruin his life.
You seriously think Bear Blu will ever go to college or sit through a single job interview?
Nice mom shorts.
It’s a skirt and is that a hint of Spanx on her leg?
I think a similar story is the root of Ali Lohan’s aversion to food.
forget the chewing. she finally got that ugly mole on her forehead removed!
This makes me wonder if January Jones is feeding her kid chewed up placenta.
Well, aren’t we the only animals who don’t feed our children this way?
We’re also one of the few animals who don’t play with our own shit, can build complex tools, and who will take care of a sick member of the species instead of just leaving them to die. Obviously we’re the dumb ones.
Obviously some people missed how I was bundling in the January Jones “we’re the only mammals who don’t eat our own placenta” comment to make a funny.
Do you prefer “fashion victim” or “ensembly challenged”?
She’s doing a good job of keeping that hair off her lip. Good for her. At least she’ll be well practiced when menopause hits.
Wow….how hard is it to remain so unattractive?
How in the sweet living fuck does someone come up with an idea this goddamned wacky? Medical debate aside, you see a bird do it, so suddenly it’s a great idea for you and your kids? How in fuck do you make that kind of leap in logic and cognition? The only way this situation would make any kind of sense is if there were some sort of severe head trauma involved.
I’m waiting for her to pull her head hair out and make a nest, then make him stay in it while she sits on him.
I feel bad for his future girlfriends. This will be the man who calls her mom three times a day, tells her everything about his love life, compares women to his mom “You don’t cook like my mom, you don’t clean like my mom”, looks for women that look like his mom. And of course Alicia will forever hate the women he dates/marries and no woman will ever be good enough for him.
I hope he turns out gay. It’s the only way he’ll be rid of this Oedipus complex Alicia is desperately building up.
Not to mention, “You don’t makeout like my mom”
“My mom’s kisses are more wet. She takes her time. Why don’t you use your tongue? WHY DON’T YOU LOVE ME!!”
Yargh! I CANNOT with men in these effed up headbands. ANTI-hot!!!
If he were any prize, he would have married Alicia Silverstone in 1995, not Alicia Silverstone in 2012.
She looks like she has a boner in those shorts.
Retarded looking kid…..like an elf dwarf.
Get out; that’s an adorable baby. Hopefully he’ll keep the cute; he’ll need it for his soon-to-be difficult life.
The next kid will be brown bear, followed by circus bear, and gummi bear. Stupid slut.
what a freakin’ ‘tard.
this kid is gonna have a WORLD of issues.
This really takes all the fun out of asking her, “So, how do you get all your protein?”
Fucking hell. Is there a single normal woman involved in the entertainment industry that achieves a modicum of fame and either isn’t or doesn’t become a total fucking loon? Is the desire to look in any way interesting so strong in Hollywood that fucking bird feeding your child has become de rigeur? Suck a dick.
Two words, Alicia: food processor.
she should be teaching him to steal picinic baskets
“He’s hungry again?! I just chewed him a lunch a few minutes ago.”
“I fed you so now daddy will breast feed you”
why did JD leave her again?
If you think this is bad, try and imagine how she cleans him up while changing his diaper.
this too