I Think Alicia Silverstone is Pregnant

March 14th, 2011 // 129 Comments

Some people might say it’s not fair to post candid photos of a pregnant woman who, in her defense, looks less likely to go into labor than say, Kirstie Alley. However, those people were probably never a young boy anticipating the new Batman movie only to be psychedelically assaulted with neon codpieces and a Batgirl who talks like she had a stroke. Not to mention I had to sit through Clueless to touch my first boob, so technically I should be allowed to eat that baby. Not that I would, but let’s agree the option should be on the table. Next to the A-1.

I’m joking! I’m joking. Make it Worcestershire.

Photos: Pacific Coast News

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  1. Alicia Silverstone Pregnant
    Marco
    Commented on this photo:

    Don’t, make eye contact.
    Don’t, make eye contact.
    Don’t, make eye contact.

    Oh shit, she saw us looking at her.

  2. juaquin ingles

    Aw, she’s back to her Batgirl body.

  3. Eric

    Vegan Placenta!

  4. brit

    An ass only Ke$sha’s mother could love

  5. Burt

    The irony, which is lost on her apparently, is that humans are overpopulating the planet. Yeah, eat vegetarian all you want, some wild animals were deprived of their natural habitat for that pasta and salad you’re eating.

    • LEB

      You’re not contributing to overpopulation if you have enough money to afford the kids. It’s poor people who are polluting the planet.

      • anti-materialist

        You’re gross. Die in a fire, you bottom-feeding pile of pig shit. That is of course, after you read the definition of ‘overpopulation’.

  6. xoxo1987

    and still sexier than Snooki…

  7. XYZ

    Looks like noone at Hollywood has heard of birth control. American nimrods 100%!

  8. Alicia Silverstone Pregnant
    Double D
    Commented on this photo:

    reinforced Crocs

  9. katz

    You’re gonna need more A1 than britney uses in a week. Start ordering bulk.

  10. Alicia Silverstone Pregnant
    Talk Hard
    Commented on this photo:

    That underbelly is kissable.

    I didn’t know vegan diet can make you so big.

  11. RickyLong

    Damn… Britney is looking good!

  12. Deacon Jones

    Was anyone else as pissed as I was in the Aerosmith video when she jumped off that bridge and the cable, which shouldve snapped her in two, tussled her hair a little bit?

  13. iza

    Well, at least we know where the next Batcave can be…

  14. Mike

    hate to break it to you guys, but just because a woman has a vaginal birth dont mean her vagina is wrecked, my wife has 2 kids and her vag is sooo fucking tight, its like the ultimate vagina work out, mindyou she never slept around before i met her…plus her stomach is sexy as hell now, all flat and toned from working out…if your vagina is loose after kids its because you never did the kegals or you were loose before kids…my dick is sore after fucking her,lol…or maybe you guys just have tiny dicks.

  15. ick-abod

    “I carry this Tiger Blood everywhere I go because Charlie told me that drinking it would give my baby superpowers.”

  16. I wish I could take back all the time spent with her, MTV, and hand lotion from my early teenage years.

  17. WestSeattle

    People who wear Crocks should not be allowed to reproduce.

  18. Wishbone

    Sloppy but she definately looks comfortable. There were plenty of days I would have loved to hang out looking like this while pregnant but had to go to work.

  19. Wishbone

    And Mike’s right.

  20. Righteous, dude

    Fuck all of you!!!

  21. noooooooo

    I guess that batgirl suit she stole from the set is just for memories now. In a case with a title “this was your body”

  22. Alicia Silverstone Pregnant
    Double D
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s like she was DPed and ended up preggo in both her belly and her butt!

  23. Alicia Silverstone Pregnant
    JosieBelle
    Commented on this photo:

    Thousands of 1990′s hard-ons just withered and died. I think we need a moment of silence.

  24. Aggie

    And people act shocked when I tell them I don’t want to have children.

  25. Alicia Silverstone Pregnant
    noooooooo
    Commented on this photo:

    For a moment I thought it was Tracy Morgan dressed up as a white woman

  26. SB

    Ah, get over it you bunch of pussies. You think your grandparents were such complaining pussies? I don’t think so. That’s the era when people were fucking normal and had kids and didn’t make a big fucking deal about it. Wimps.

  27. Alicia Silverstone Pregnant
    cleveland girl
    Commented on this photo:

    I have had 3 pregnancies and 3 children and I am 46 years old and have never looked this hagged (outside of the house anyway!) What is with this vegan chick??

  28. cleveland girl

    I have had 3 children (3 pregnancies) and have NEVER looked this haggard. What is with this vegan chick???

  29. me

    Acne ridden crazy can’t even take care of a dog without trying to make it vegetarian, this baby is screwed. And maybe if she would eat some protein (Swallow those unborn children)she would’ve not gotten pregnant.
    See? being against nature is bad for you.

  30. lachica

    fuck you superficial for picking on a healthily pregnant woman. why don’t you post a pic of your mom when she was carrying you? i’m done with this site. between your sexism and your God-obsession, you’re beginning to truly suck. fuck off douche.

  31. G

    Oh my gosh, Britney really abused of the frappucinos this week. At least she seems to wear a bra.

  32. Amused Black person

    Caucasians really do not have lives! You people really need something to do.

  33. Stanley

    She got as she want.

  34. patty

    As a vegan she eating way too much. Gained weight all over , very sad her thighs are huge.

  35. UFF

    She looks unwashed and unkempt…dirty hippie militant vegetarian lol

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