Alicia Silverstone Is ‘Very Glad’ She Pukes Into Her Kid’s Mouth To Feed Him

April 11th, 2012 // 39 Comments
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After voluntarily informing the entire Internet she pre-chews her son’s food then Frenches it into his 11-month-old mouth, Alicia Silverstone now wants everyone to know she’s “very glad” she’s accomplished such an incredible task yet somehow understands it isn’t for everyone. I say somehow because during her early child development someone clearly pre-chewed logic and reason then missed the hole. RadarOnline reports:

“I wasn’t saying this was anything somebody should do,” the star of Clueless said Saturday as she appeared at New York’s Brooklyn Academy of Music to promote her upcoming movie, Vamps. “I wasn’t trying to be independent or cause such a ruckus. I’m very glad that I did it.”
She continued, “People have been feeding their kids that way for thousands for years. It’s a weaning process. It’s just a thing that has been going on for thousands of years and I didn’t think I was inventing anything…”

I like how she says people when clearly she means birds. Birds have been regurgitating food into their children’s mouths for thousands of years. They’re these small, winged creatures that live in nests and look absolutely nothing like humans. Unless you count Paris Hilton. In which case, well played, Alicia Silverstone. Well played…

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  1. WhiteChick

    Don’t insult birds by comparing Paris to them…

  2. nick

    Does anyone find any irony that she’s in a show called “clueless”?

    • Well, she was in Clueless the movie, not the show, lil’ young’un. And it’s past tense: that movie came out seventeen years ago. I think the bigger irony is that people keep calling her a movie star despite the fact that she has not done anything remotely successful since 1995.

    • Richard McBeef

      no, not really. i do find it somewhat ironic that the batgirl suit didn’t have nipples though.

  3. AAPL made me rich!

    So she swaps?

  4. Frank Burns

    I can’t figure out which is worse for a kid, no maternal attention from a flaky actress mother, or full maternal attention from a flaky actress mother?

    But I do predict mothers everywhere will be correcting their toddler’s behavior soon with “Now be good, or mother will feed you lunch from the jar of ‘Silverstone’s Pride’ regurgitated baby carrots.”

  5. This chick is a friggen loon which come to think of it makes this behavior perfectly normal.

  6. White Bull

    Can’t believe I found this chick hot in the 90s. It’s like growing up and realizing there is no gold at the end of the rainbow. Well, there is a pot there but it’s a shit bucket.

  7. Alicia Silverstone
    keijo
    Commented on this photo:

    nice knees

  8. Catani

    Actually….Even though I find this method a tad disgusting it’s not that unusual….Almost every woman I know…has fed in the first couple of years their kids like that. It’s not weird …at least for me…but as an adult indeed I find it really disgusting. Her spit in her kids mouth…god damn

  9. joebob

    Actually, she’s correct — historical records and observations of various cultures around the world indicate that this practice, as disgusting as it may seem to us, was pretty standard for most of humanity for most of our ca.100K-year history.

  10. stfu

    I have 2 kids and I have and I have and still do this for them. Its not regurgitating, as its not coming from her stomach you fool. She is simply pre-chewing his food, so he doesnt choke on it. If you dont know what you are talking about, dont even post about it.

    • grobpilot

      So it’s not regurgitation. It’s still chewed food mixed with saliva, plaque and chunks of calculus that dislodge from the mother’s teeth, not to mention the extra flavoring and fragrance infused into the food from mothers who smoke. Yummy stuff.

    • Jonas Grumby

      When you are elderly and have lost your teeth, I do hope your children will be around to ‘pre-chew’ your food and put it in your mouth. Because, really, what other alternatives are there? Oh right, there are thousands of alternatives to this . . . buy a fucking blender.

  11. james

    kid isnt 2. he’s 11 months old.

    and shes right about that fact.

    also, ive seen mothers chew food for babies and put it on their plate for them to eat. didnt bat an eye when it happened either.

    it seems like a pretty logical thing to do when you have solid food and need to feed a baby.

  12. I just regurgitated in my own mouth a little.

  13. Sheppy

    Pre-chewed food aside…
    Not sure if I would still bang her or not.

  14. Venom

    I’m going to give her the benefit of the doubt. Yeah, pre chewing food is a little strange (isn’t that what jarred baby food is for? or that blender thing that is sold on tv in the middle of the night?), but I think she’s trying her hardest to be a good mom. Some women go a little overboard trying to be perfect mothers.

  15. L-Dog

    Uh, food processor??

  16. IHEARTTITS

    I’d still like to make a few more babies with her so she can spit in their mouths.

    Anyone ever see the SNL skit The Regurgitating Family, where Chris Parnell was born with no saliva glands?

  17. So she chews her baby’s food for him. Big deal.

  18. Geanina

    She is right and I don’t see what the big deal is. I’m Romanian and this is something that mothers often do here. You people need to loosen up.

    • Girl

      I agree- I don’t see what the big deal is. I’m Canadian and here there are are lots of people going back to a more Attachment Parenting approach to parenting. This really is no big deal.

    • Jonas Grumby

      And you need to hygiene up. You can try and ‘mother speak’ this into something noble, but its not, its at best lazy and at worst making your child sick.

  19. pookiewookie

    Totally disgusting in this day and age. With all her money she certainly can afford a food processor or is it too much trouble? This is really gross.

  20. Alicia Silverstone
    King Diamond
    Commented on this photo:

    What an ugly smile. Worse that that Lohan chick.

  21. Lisa

    I can’t think of one pediatrician that would recommend doing this. Fuckin’ Hollyweird.

  22. Kristin

    It’s sad what Americans consider “normal”. Feeding your baby artificial milk replacer from BPA-lined cans or food loaded with preservatives, food colorings, and chemicals? Please. Germs? Got news folks…a nursing mother and infant share germs continually so the mother can impart immunity through her breast milk. Pre-chewing helps boost immunity and adds salivary enzymes that make the food easier on an immature digestive system. Think about that the next time you take your kid for chemical-laced chicken nuggets.

  23. Back in the ‘Clueless’ days, who knew that the one word associated with Alicia Silverstone would be “mastication?”

  24. crystal

    Lots of crybaby germophobes and people with no kids up in here, eh?

    • Jonas Grumby

      If so they are apparently greatly outnumbered by the dirty hippy mommies up in here. Get off the internet and go buy some baby food.

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