Alicia Silverstone Is ‘Very Glad’ She Pukes Into Her Kid’s Mouth To Feed Him

After voluntarily informing the entire Internet she pre-chews her son’s food then Frenches it into his 11-month-old mouth, Alicia Silverstone now wants everyone to know she’s “very glad” she’s accomplished such an incredible task yet somehow understands it isn’t for everyone. I say somehow because during her early child development someone clearly pre-chewed logic and reason then missed the hole. RadarOnline reports:

“I wasn’t saying this was anything somebody should do,” the star of Clueless said Saturday as she appeared at New York’s Brooklyn Academy of Music to promote her upcoming movie, Vamps. “I wasn’t trying to be independent or cause such a ruckus. I’m very glad that I did it.”
She continued, “People have been feeding their kids that way for thousands for years. It’s a weaning process. It’s just a thing that has been going on for thousands of years and I didn’t think I was inventing anything…”

I like how she says people when clearly she means birds. Birds have been regurgitating food into their children’s mouths for thousands of years. They’re these small, winged creatures that live in nests and look absolutely nothing like humans. Unless you count Paris Hilton. In which case, well played, Alicia Silverstone. Well played…

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