Despite being British, here’s Alice Eve enjoying our Thanksgiving holiday in Miami (We storm Buckingham at dawn.) because try to think of these bikini posts as base camps where I rest my delicate blogging hands for a minute, their smooth, almost feminine digits tired and weary from four days of booze and lethargy. In fact, you might even say Photo Boy’s my trusty Sherpa placing heated rocks from the fire into my sleeping bag until I yell, “Ow, that’s my dick! You put on my dick!” We’re closer than brothers now.
Photos: INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News
Well, okay. Better than Paz.
That, sir, is not a compliment… If it were a scale to 100, Paz would be in the single digits… This fine lady is breaking 70 at least.
She’s not gonna be on a Paris runway anytime soon, but damn, that looks like fun.
/slimeball joe
ewwww
Is that the response you get when you attempt that same pose?
Too much bangers and mash!
Don’t be stingy, now
beached whale!
If she is a beached whale, then call me Moby, because…something involving my dick and her blowhole.
God. Damn.
I don’t know if it’s the drinking outside during daylight hours, the pool, the posture, or the woman, but I think this is my favorite photo of all time. OF ALL TIME.
It’s because she looks like she’s getting ready for a big load to be blown on her chest.
Lovely hangers
Not, bad, especially since she’s British.
She’s like a 13 out of 10 in London
And for those of you who want to see them out of a bikini…
http://imgur.com/VxVVo
You’re welcome.
I could watch those tits bounce all day.
Simply magnificent!
I, at least functionally, consider myself a straight woman, but those are some beautiful, natural breasts to behold.
She has an amazing ass for a british woman…
What do you mean ‘for a british woman’? Lots of British women have great ass’. Mine is quite fine too.
Post pix!!!
That did it….Now who’s going to clean this up?!?
I’m sorry about the mess on your back Ma’am….
Blimey. That willy is longer than a cricket bat.
Squishylicious.
Bow wow wow! Suddenly I’m really hungry for some rump roast!
And if you let me hold them, I can tell you when you were born.
Really?
Yes
OK.
so … when?
Yesterday
She is fucking beautiful. I love her personality. I love her accent. I love her smile. Just fucking gorgeous.
Tart.
I rather enjoy it like that, but if you find the tartness bothersome, a light sprinkling of powdered sugar usually does the trick.
I’d eat and bang that ass.
If you tried to eat that stuff, you’d end up with a mouthful of hair, because you’d be licking the back of my head!
My mouth is watering just at the thought of sliding my tongue up and down that buttcrack and banging her anus.
You must be having a bad year!!
Sweet Mother of God…
That’s a great cacachopper.
“I pull on these just right, and you get to see what made Jay Baruchel cry like a little girl.”
Nothing special about this one… next….
I bet that tastes amazing. She could sit on my face as long as she wanted.
Wish she were spreading her cheeks in one of these pics. I’d love to catch a nice glimpse between those gorgeous cheeks.
No. You are not seeing things…her right is definitely larger than her left.
oh mama.
she should trim a little before rocking a bikini bottom, jeez
Wanna twist my nipple? Aaaahhh? I’m gonna do it! I’m warning you! I’m doing it!!
Making up for a lack of dimples on her face i guess
What a babe
I’m just imagining the damage I could do to myself with those….
Shit, she has reallllly got some hips on her, doesn’t she?
Ah thank ah’m in luuurv…
What in God’s name is up with her tummy? It’s POINTY!!! Did she have a Coneheaded bun in the oven a few months back? Seriously: check this shit out. This is no fluke shot or gravity-induced flesh tremble: there’s another side shot (eight pics to the right) and she’s got this exact same pointy tummy bump…
See?
she made a good attempt at the alba pose but i doubt it’ll be a winner when there’s a showdown.
don’t get me wrong though, i would still stick it in there.
Looks like someone found the water jet…
I want to launch my seed toward her colon.