Alice Eve Wore A Bikini, Too

November 26th, 2012 // 58 Comments

Despite being British, here’s Alice Eve enjoying our Thanksgiving holiday in Miami (We storm Buckingham at dawn.) because try to think of these bikini posts as base camps where I rest my delicate blogging hands for a minute, their smooth, almost feminine digits tired and weary from four days of booze and lethargy. In fact, you might even say Photo Boy’s my trusty Sherpa placing heated rocks from the fire into my sleeping bag until I yell, “Ow, that’s my dick! You put them on my dick!” We’re closer than brothers now.

Photos: INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. grobpilot

    Well, okay. Better than Paz.

    • That, sir, is not a compliment… If it were a scale to 100, Paz would be in the single digits… This fine lady is breaking 70 at least.

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    Joe
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    She’s not gonna be on a Paris runway anytime soon, but damn, that looks like fun.

    /slimeball joe

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    JANE
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    ewwww

    • AssMuncher

      Is that the response you get when you attempt that same pose?

    • As the occasional voice of experience…

      If any you youngin’s think that ass is “ew” you clearly have not had sex with more than one woman – if at all. Seriously, while you’re young and the girls are looking for as committal much fun as you are, try dating a girl with this body type. The curvy squishiness takes a bit more strength, but good god they are amazing from a purely sexual stand point …that soft curve from the wait to hips…to front of the thighs then turning them around…and grabbing…uh, I gotta go, do some…stuff with…dusting…the uh…yeah.

  4. trouble

    Too much bangers and mash!

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    Jimmy
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    Don’t be stingy, now

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    dirtdog
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    beached whale!

    • Josephus

      If she is a beached whale, then call me Moby, because…something involving my dick and her blowhole.

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    Fondue
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    God. Damn.

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    Josephus
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    I don’t know if it’s the drinking outside during daylight hours, the pool, the posture, or the woman, but I think this is my favorite photo of all time. OF ALL TIME.

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    Gary Grant
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    Lovely hangers

  10. Deacon Jones

    Not, bad, especially since she’s British.

    She’s like a 13 out of 10 in London

  11. And for those of you who want to see them out of a bikini…

    http://imgur.com/VxVVo

    You’re welcome.

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    Kojak
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    She has an amazing ass for a british woman…

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    guttboy
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    That did it….Now who’s going to clean this up?!?

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    guttboy
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    I’m sorry about the mess on your back Ma’am….

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    Sardonic
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    Blimey. That willy is longer than a cricket bat.

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    Sardonic
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    Squishylicious.

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    Weirdo
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    Bow wow wow! Suddenly I’m really hungry for some rump roast!

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    pillsy
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    And if you let me hold them, I can tell you when you were born.
    Really?
    Yes
    OK.
    so … when?

    Yesterday

  19. Alice Eve Bikini
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    She is fucking beautiful. I love her personality. I love her accent. I love her smile. Just fucking gorgeous.

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    Limey
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    Tart.

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    Skeeter
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    I’d eat and bang that ass.

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    Skeeter
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    My mouth is watering just at the thought of sliding my tongue up and down that buttcrack and banging her anus.

  23. Alice Eve Bikini
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    Sweet Mother of God…

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    whomsoeverh
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    That’s a great cacachopper.

  25. Alice Eve Bikini
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    “I pull on these just right, and you get to see what made Jay Baruchel cry like a little girl.”

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    Doc
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    Nothing special about this one… next….

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    Newton
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    I bet that tastes amazing. She could sit on my face as long as she wanted.

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    Newton
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    Wish she were spreading her cheeks in one of these pics. I’d love to catch a nice glimpse between those gorgeous cheeks.

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    Toe Jam
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    No. You are not seeing things…her right is definitely larger than her left.

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    Toe Jam
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    oh mama.

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    bernard
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    she should trim a little before rocking a bikini bottom, jeez

  32. Alice Eve Bikini
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    Wanna twist my nipple? Aaaahhh? I’m gonna do it! I’m warning you! I’m doing it!!

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    AKnowles
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    Making up for a lack of dimples on her face i guess

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    adam
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    What a babe

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    Quasi
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    I’m just imagining the damage I could do to myself with those….

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    Shemp
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    Shit, she has reallllly got some hips on her, doesn’t she?

    Ah thank ah’m in luuurv…

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    Moe McMoe
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    What in God’s name is up with her tummy? It’s POINTY!!! Did she have a Coneheaded bun in the oven a few months back? Seriously: check this shit out. This is no fluke shot or gravity-induced flesh tremble: there’s another side shot (eight pics to the right) and she’s got this exact same pointy tummy bump…

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    Moe McMoe
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    See?

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    hehe
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    she made a good attempt at the alba pose but i doubt it’ll be a winner when there’s a showdown.

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    hehe
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    don’t get me wrong though, i would still stick it in there.

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    Kate
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    Looks like someone found the water jet…

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    Reggie
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    I want to launch my seed toward her colon.

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    Billy Kid
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    My girlfriend’s right is larger than her left too. Yum.

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    She is beautiful !!

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    EagleEye
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    Am I crazy, or is her bikini bottom just low enough to see the top of her hood???

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