Alice Eve Wore A Bikini, Too
Despite being British, here’s Alice Eve enjoying our Thanksgiving holiday in Miami (We storm Buckingham at dawn.) because try to think of these bikini posts as base camps where I rest my delicate blogging hands for a minute, their smooth, almost feminine digits tired and weary from four days of booze and lethargy. In fact, you might even say Photo Boy’s my trusty Sherpa placing heated rocks from the fire into my sleeping bag until I yell, “Ow, that’s my dick! You put them on my dick!” We’re closer than brothers now.