Ali Lohan, Lindsay’s 13-year-old littler sister, wrote an email to 24/Sizzler detailing how horrible their absentee dad was and how he’s responsible for Lindsay’s self-esteem issues. She also says that her family is normal that her mom and sister are huge inspirations to her. She writes:
Hi david this is ali lohan, i want everybody to know the truth out there. My mom is a single mom of four children she has always been there for us, she was my mother and father and still is. My father is telling all lies to people and saying he was such a great dad and was always there for us, my father was never there for us, My mom was always there souporting us. i think that the whole reason why my sister is upset with her self and not as cofident, is because of my dad not being around, and always staying out late and not coming home for days, he would come back home never himself, he was always was making excuses for his bad behavior . And would always blame my mother. He just wants everybody in the world knowing that he was a great dad. He wasnt that is all a lie. I just want my sister to stick throught this okay, and my mother and brothers and i are there for my sister 100% and have always been. I’ve wanted to say this for so long and get this out there and let everyone know that our family is like a normal family but of course we are put under a microscope because of lindsays fame, lindsay will be fine she is just going through a rough time right now but she will be fine. i know this for a fact. My sisters is just like a normal sister. her and I have so much in common. My mother and sister are huge insperations to me, they have made it through so much in there lives.
Thankyou for your time god bless, Ali
I’m probably missing the point, but Ali is almost as bad at writing as her older sister. Yeah, she’s only 13, but what the hell is “souporting” or “insperations”? And the fact that she holds her mom and sister up on a pedestal? This chick is screwed. She’d have a brighter future if she referred to her TV as “mom”.
It’s you not the crackers. It’s you who entertain us like a performing monkey. And before you go on another tirade, I like monkeys. You are SOOO entertaining.
REMY SURE DID GET FUCKED! Ahhhhhhh hahahahahahahha!
(laughing at my own cleverness.)
#196 I do believe you are correct. G’night Gracie.
Well…..my name is just a moniker…you don’t have the slightest clue…who remy is! LIke a POOR REDNECK as they all are….YOU ARE ANSWERING MY RANTS….keep getting RED…I love it! MAYBE YOU WILL BURST!
rarrrrrrrrrr rarr rarrrrrr
I didn’t ask for permission to get involved. All I am saying is I see some similarities in the range of vocabulary that REMY and krazi use….
Trolling Shmolling….it’s not being able to resist pointing out someone’s lack of intelligence. that’s all. BUT WHAT DO I KNOW I”M JUST ONE OF THOSE CRACKERS. I prefer HONKIE,thanks
shes gonna a nice looking chick,,,,cant wait for the bikini shots in 5 years….
Man, I feel sorry for this kid. What a lousy choice she has for parents, a felony fuckup dad and a celebrity-wannabe mom who’d rather be a sister/friend/party pal than a parent and risk being unpopular by nixing the clubbing. It never fails, whenever a parent is a manager and becomes dependent on a kid’s income, things go to shit. Kids can’t raise themselves, they would have had better luck with a pack of wolves as parents.
ZCHELLO: Remy didn’t deny being mia…..
for your411 Remy: U can cut cracker jokez all day
zee we could carelezz if U talk about white people
I’m white…and I make fun of white people..big fuckin deal…
black people get way too upzet about race talk…who givez a fuck/=?
Zo…….deny that U R mia……that bitch iz hiding zomewhere….
and for the azzhole who zaid that I don’t know DanYell…zhe pozted
zince I’ve been here….big deal…
Ok….But I hope that you got the point..that I was trying to make!
REMYGETSFUCKED, or whatever, you are a little steamboat of repressed homosexulaity really, aren’t you pumpkin?
It’s “skulls” with a “k,” Genius. (from post 193). You’re gonna drill our thick ass skulls.
Unless scull is some black vernacular for something else? I don’t have my American to Black dictionary with me, so I can’t translate at the moment.
Is anyone else reading Remy’s posts in a robot voice? I have come…from…the future…to defy all previous knowledge of the true definition of “idiot”. There is no way Remy even lives near a college, let alone goes to one.
I have to give the father credit for any time he spent with that messed-up woman. This note from the 13 year old illustrates why people should be given intelligence tests before having children. She thinks her mother and sister are the normal ones!
did she just put.. souporting? hahahahaha
omg! the dumb bitch cant spell!
remy is cute and so are all the lohans
I read all of Remy/DanYELL’s posts in a Tyrone Biggums voice.
Good mornin to mia(Remy)…ztill waiting for U to deny it?
Yez…letz not forget how mia uzed to write fuckin paragraphz
mia??juzt uze your zcreen name…we ztill hate U???
Hey kid your sisters a semi-retarted coke head. you sound pretty smart yourself so I imagine it’s only a matter of time before your in jail as well. Sounds like your mom has done a nice job brainwashing you. pretty sad but then again if I was the only male in this fucked up family I’d be doing mad drugs too.
whats your problem, people? im 13 myself, and alot of kids make little spelling mistakes. and its cool that she looks up to her mom and sister, unlike alot of kids today. sure lots of bad things have happened in their family, and maybe its true, but you know how hollywood always blows up all the bad parts. i mean lots of people get divorces and things like this happen.. it must suck since they’re always in the public eye. you just never know unless your in the Lohan family. y’all are just laughing at this family’s problems when in your life you all have problems too somewhere. what if i went off laughing at those? i mean imagine if you were a star and got all these hate sites about you? even though they are mostly all lies, they still would hurt. i know saying this wont shut down this website, but people who come here and say things like this.. think about it before you really say it. it may be on the internet, but that doesnt make it any different than if you were saying it in real life to their faces.
#217–shouldn’t you be in daycamp?
#217:
i dont go to daycamp
lol you must think your so funny
haha i mean #218. my bad.
Lindsay set this up to get leniency for her crimes. Burn the witch!
i don’t see that she’s wrong at all. i think that she’s brave enough to stand out and speak. and she’s pathetic because what she did here was right, but she’s still criticized just because of those tiny whiny spelling mistakes. She’s still young okay..
Damn, don’t these celeb kids go to school? Her letter is awful.
lol SO WHAT if her English sucks? you OBVIOUSLY haven’t seen or heard of younger sister’s English. xD
and they’re prolly just TYPO ERRORS dammit you lifeless people. i wonder if i was a celebrity and on an e-mail i accidentally typed ‘beescut’ instead of biscuit i’d be hated.
i like Ali Lohan.
didn’t anyone watch Confessions of A Broken Heart’s mv?
kudos to her people. kudos.
No…I am not Mia, or Dan fucking yell! What don’t tell me that you think that only 2 black people visit this website..if you closed minded fool think that..I feel sorry for you..what..do you live in a out house? The area where you live..do they have one computer..which you have to take turns using!
Listen hicks..I’m out of here..like the mullets that you still wear..Go smoke a pack of marlbaros…and drink Miller Light…REAL REDNECKS!
*fools* sorry rednecks..I knew that you couldn’t as-lib..so I had to show you that I made a typo…ok!
Horrible spelling, non-existent punctuation, non-existent skills in constructing sentences.
My 5-year-old niece, who is not a native speaker of the English language, writes better prosa than this broad.
225/////Zchello….mia iz not black…
ZHEZ CANADIAN BACON BITCH (white) french bread…wtf?
lmao, whoever you are that writes all of these stories, can i just say that i love you and your sarcasm?? lmao, no really. this is great. im gonna come to this website from now on