Ali Lohan speaks out against dad

July 26th, 2007 // 229 Comments

Ali Lohan, Lindsay’s 13-year-old littler sister, wrote an email to 24/Sizzler detailing how horrible their absentee dad was and how he’s responsible for Lindsay’s self-esteem issues. She also says that her family is normal that her mom and sister are huge inspirations to her. She writes:

Hi david this is ali lohan, i want everybody to know the truth out there. My mom is a single mom of four children she has always been there for us, she was my mother and father and still is. My father is telling all lies to people and saying he was such a great dad and was always there for us, my father was never there for us, My mom was always there souporting us. i think that the whole reason why my sister is upset with her self and not as cofident, is because of my dad not being around, and always staying out late and not coming home for days, he would come back home never himself, he was always was making excuses for his bad behavior . And would always blame my mother. He just wants everybody in the world knowing that he was a great dad. He wasnt that is all a lie. I just want my sister to stick throught this okay, and my mother and brothers and i are there for my sister 100% and have always been. I’ve wanted to say this for so long and get this out there and let everyone know that our family is like a normal family but of course we are put under a microscope because of lindsays fame, lindsay will be fine she is just going through a rough time right now but she will be fine. i know this for a fact. My sisters is just like a normal sister. her and I have so much in common. My mother and sister are huge insperations to me, they have made it through so much in there lives.
Thankyou for your time god bless, Ali

I’m probably missing the point, but Ali is almost as bad at writing as her older sister. Yeah, she’s only 13, but what the hell is “souporting” or “insperations”? And the fact that she holds her mom and sister up on a pedestal? This chick is screwed. She’d have a brighter future if she referred to her TV as “mom”.


  1. haha

    lol. finally!

  2. first…bitches..suck on that!

  3. haha

    remy..well actually..:]

  4. flavio

    she’ll be in jail by age 17

  5. Ooba Gooba

    The world needs to rid itself of all things “Lohan”. It would be such a better place.

  6. Ok..if it make you dumb ass editors feel good..talking about a 13 year old…then you know…you are some fucked up people…the important thing is make sure that your dumb ass children know how to spell themselves!
    your kids probably flunked out of high school…because you was too stupid to teach them shit! raise up off of a 13 year old……small balls, and dried up pink pussies!

  7. c=s

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  8. theredsnapper

    what is “souporting” – maybe the mother should have put them through school .. fucking idiot family.. cant wait till this dip goes bankrupt and we never have to hear about her lame coke habit again.. fuck hollywood!

  9. YouRang

    Spoken like a true crack whore.

  10. Fifth Stooge

    Ali Lohan writes about as well as the Superficial guy.

  11. she is 13….she is not a crack whore…like your mother…go wash your ass whore…and don’t take your famous whore baths that you are used to!

  12. A Spy

    unfortunately, even tho I hate his site, Perez Hilton covered this already so I’ll wait for the next bit of news.

    Ali Lohan is an ass.

  13. lapet

    I wonder if Dina has Ali hooked on the snow yet. Poor kid, she doesn’t stand a chance. They might as well make an advance reservation for her at Promises right now.

  14. Robert

    I would bang Ali Lohan and I’m 25

  15. Robert

    I would bang Ali Lohan and I’m 25

  16. i hate you too!

    She’s freakin’ thirteen years old, how can you even say shit about her? I understand that she missspelled two words in about 150, who really gives a shit? superlamefish,

  17. gay4girls

    Fuck that little cunt.

    Just kidding. She’s just a kid. And her family sucks. Poor thing.

  18. Robert

    Wow I just read that crap, she is 13 and can’t spell ? damn isn’t Lindsay sending them to the Best Schools ? I think they all must have that retard disease, probably because their mother and father were drunk at conception

  19. Dope

    There is a perfect place on earth for people such as this…

    A Turkish prison.

    Hey, take that sorry ass “Daddy” with you too.

  20. silverdollar

    what was the point of her writing this? [horribly, i might add....]…….it’s not like anyone’s going to take this seriously.

  21. 3 inch magnum

    These chics should do the world a favor and practice their oral sex skills over the business end of a 12 gauge.

    Hold on sugar, its a cummin…

  22. casey

    Som of u lameasses cain’t even spel as good as her now – but then, considering the enteligince of the commints u make maebe yur only 13 too.

    Bunch of dumbshits trashing a 13 yr old

  23. maria

    there both so fucken ugly her dad is disgusting if i were a celeb every one would be up my ass and her mom is hot

  24. maria

    there both so fucken ugly her dad is disgusting if i were a celeb every one would be up my ass and her mom is hot

  25. maria

    there both so fucken ugly her dad is disgusting if i were a celeb every one would be up my ass and her mom is hot

  26. PsychoChild

    That was the stupidest shit I’ve ever read! Dammit when I was 13 I believe I could read and write like a NORMAL person, I mean WTF, did she drop out of school or something? Way to go Dina…

  27. miss oblivious

    Jeez, what is with these Lohan girls. They have the faces of 40 year old women! Ali looks like an older (not as attractive) version of the actress Angie Harmon (and Ali is only 13?!!) I thought Lindsay looked aged because of being all used up already. But I’m sure Ali is still sweet and pure even though she looks old. Must be a genetics thing. Anyways, I feel sorry for her. She didn’t ask for her lot in life; having messed up parents and a shameful famous sister. She will probably always be referred to as “Lindsay’s little sister”. Hopefully she learns from her sister’s mistakes.

  28. pacomartini

    here’s how this went down with dina and ali:

    “yeah, mom?”—————————————————————————————-
    “your therapist and i were talking and…”—————————————————–
    “you mean dr. seuse? oh…i lLOVE him.”—————————————————-
    “yes…well, we were thinking it would be theraputic if u wrote a letter expressing my…i mean your feelings about your dad and what lindsay is going thru.”——————————————————————————————-
    “ummm…to who?”———————————————————————————-
    “why… to the tabloids, silly. who’d ya think…the DA? don’t mess this up…everything depends on you now.”——————————————————–
    “oh, ok…do u have any gum”

  29. jrzmommy

    Drunk-assed dina lohan typed that.

  30. gay4girls

    @22 Casey are you fucking serious or are you just trying to bait people into pointing out your utter unintelligibility? Or the irony of you spelling everything on the planet wrong twice while pointing out the spelling errors of others?

  31. Robert

    I wonder if she’s got freckles on her cute little 13 yr old boobs?

  32. I be yo mo fo

    22. Thank you Casey for your brilliant enlightenment.
    The low life Lohans have got your ass covered on grammar 101.
    Where did you achieve your wonderful education at ? K-Mart.

    I thinks its still upset over that pic of Ciscos hairy ass nuts.

  33. English please?

    I love reading celebrity emails to the media because it shows how uneducated they are. People like Hilton and Lohan can barely string two written sentences together in English.

    Even worse, the media always say, “In a written letter from [insert celebrity]…”

    Just because they use English words doesn’t make it a letter!

  34. jrzmommy

    #6, #22–she asked for it by emailing her family’s personal business to a GOSSIP SITE. It’s not like her family priest leaked this info, or her guidance counselor, or child psychologist or pediatrician……….SHE CONTACTED A GOSSIP SITE. She’s just like her media whore mother and sister. Please, if she’s not knockin back the booze and snorting coke like a fucking Hoover by now, just give her a couple months….she’ll be just like the rest of that fucked up bunch.

  35. ts

    Why don’t you people get it? If you are actually first, and you claim it, you are a DORK. THERE IS NO WAY AROUND IT. Ever heard the phrase “act like you’ve been there before”? Jesus Christ, it’s like I’m playing cards with my brother’s kids or something.

  36. casey

    #30 & 32 – Your both as dense as lead. I guess you fall under the “dumbshit” category. LOL

  37. Victor

    Hello all. What’s going on today……same old shit?

  38. she didn’t ask for shit…JRZMOMMY! what if that was one of your redneck kids?

  39. TS

    Isn’t is ironic that REMY is giving advice on how to raise kids?

    I quote:

    “because you was too stupid to teach them shit! raise up off of a 13 year old”

    Holy hell…that line says it all.

  40. gay4girls

    @34 I liked your “drunk assed Dinah” theory better. Actually that was pretty fucking funny. You’re sharp with the one-liners.

  41. gay4girls

    @36 That’s “you’re” dear. “You’re both as dense as lead.”

  42. TS

    There is no “F” in decipher. FYI.

  43. Hypocrites

    I like how people who spend their entire day writing “CUNT, ASS, WHORE, BITCH!!” on this website shit on a thirteen year old for two spelling mistakes.

  44. Victor

    “F in dechiper”

    What the fuck? I didn’t write that shit? Might need to clean the cum out of your eyes.

  45. gay4girls

    And Casey, it seems you are trying to approach the meta-language of one krazihottkelli. She is a master of the newspeak, perhaps you can peruse the archives and take some pointers. Where she transverses the limits of the linguistic medium, you troll around in the sludge of the prelinguistic. It’s called the “pre/trans fallacy” and you are a tool.

  46. these girls don’t know how to open a word document and use the spell check? god… even firefox has spell check now (although it thinks that you should use an upper-case f).


    Who let in the frigging social workers. GET OUT!

    On another note, what everyone seems to forget is that they are from LONG ISLAND, NY. Jeeeezus how much clearer can it get?

    Buncha blind gits!

  48. Jack Moonshine

    I’ve wanted to say this for so long and get this out there and let everyone know that our family is like a normal family just like the Olson twins but of course we are put under a coke straw because of lindsays fame, lindsay has a fine rack and she is just going through a rough time right now but she will be a fine porn star or call girl. i know this for a fact. My sisters is just like a normal sister except she’s banged all of Hollywood and habichully abuses drugs. her and I have so much in common because I want to grow up to be a coke user and bang all of Hollywood. My mother and sister are huge insperations to me to me to make the best of great breasts and limited talent, they have made it through so much coke and so many men in there lives. Thankyou for your time god bless, Ali

  49. Joey Dane

    What horrible propoganda by Mrs. Lohan; it is not written by the daughter. If by any slim chance it was, it is a case of PAS…very sad…

  50. yolatengo

    one word : UGLY

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