Ali Larter has to be feeling a breeze

July 25th, 2009 // 99 Comments

Here’s Ali Larter bending over to dig some change out of her purse in Beverly Hills yesterday while inadvertently making the paparazzi’s day. You know, just looking at these pics tells me I’d never make in their line of work. Mostly because I’d score a shot like this only to end up spiking my camera then dousing it with Gatorade. “I’m number one! I’m number one! I’m number – is it supposed to catch fire like that?”

NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions. Unless you practice proctology.

Photos: Splash News

  1. I don’t like her boney chest. Lack of breasts is fine…but geezus, c’mon. I could floss my teeth with her sternum. Um..cute dress?

  2. Senior Pepe

    Most of you morons need to take a few days away from Hotel Mom’s Basement

  3. xxraymama

    eeww. Pretty or not, who in the hell over the age of two wears that short of a dress and then actually bends over. Unless they want to people to see their goodies. Can that even be sanitary?

  4. mel

    Inadvertently? When you wear a dress that short and no underwear, that is not inadvertent.

  5. Darth

    Hope she didn’t forget to bring along the poop scoop.

  6. Galtacticus

    Is she giving her butt some fresh air?

  7. jill

    Why would u wear such a short dress and no panties? skank

  8. Luv her in heroes

  9. fire

    57 she is wearing a thong or g string…you can see it one of the pics

  10. Iambananas

    WHY is she not wearing underwear?!?!?! Well, at least she’s not black, that’s all I can say for her.

  11. iambananas

    ^^ and isn’t hanging out of her dress all over like Beyonce and Jennifer Hudson. BTW, that was a comment directed to “not bad for a white girl.” That was racist and stupid. Why are people being so racist these days?

  12. O_0

    It’s so bony…ick.

  13. Womb Raider

    Yay, browneye! I love butts. I would let her sit on my face.

  14. cara

    Her fiancez would be not happy if someone photograph her ass!!!!!!!!!!

  15. seila

    my god, ALI larter doesn’t know that the panties exist!!!!!!this is disgusted!!!!!!she want to be the next paris hilton or what.
    really disgusted

  16. riyana

    maybe she want everybody to look at her ass!!! look guys photograph my ass please!!!
    ali larter is a b!tchy girl now not modest at all!!!!!!

  17. Urbanspaceman

    Call me the breeze. Please false God, let me be the breeze!

  18. Pilatunes

    God, I’d worship that ass until it was chapped.

  19. sameali?

    She doesn’t look bad, but shes certainly let herself go since starring in “Obseesed.” Doesnt even look like the same person.

    BTW. shed look a lot better here if her BOOBS matched her new “healthier” form.

  20. Very beautiful look.

  21. Indrani

    I adore Ali Larter, but that is one bony ass.

  22. She has very good attractive look.

  23. EK

    “60. Iambananas – July 26, 2009 3:56 PM
    WHY is she not wearing underwear?!?!?! Well, at least she’s not black, that’s all I can say for her.
    61. iambananas – July 26, 2009 3:58 PM
    ^^ and isn’t hanging out of her dress all over like Beyonce and Jennifer Hudson. BTW, that was a comment directed to “not bad for a white girl.” That was racist and stupid. Why are people being so racist these days?”

    Holy irony Batman!

  24. IDontSeeShit

    What ass? ALL I see is just another flat butt white girl. No biggy.

  25. Tom K

    Looks good to me, but her chest area is too sickly looking. Everything else is on point.

  26. meh!

    Good perspective, nice curves, delivery as expected, highly recommended, A+++

  27. Mr. E

    I noticed that in the shots where her butt-checks are spread most, you can see the edges of her puckered brown eye, and she definitely needs a bleaching. Or maybe just some wet-wipes.

  28. You All Ride the Short Bus

    You stupid morons. For all you retards that think she is not wearing underwear….look at pic #1 and you can clearly see she is wearing a G-string.

    dipshits….can’t even be proper perverts

  29. The Truth

    who the fruck are you people having sex with that is better looking than her, and that allows you to trash talk her looks. Shit. You people are fucking ridiculous.

  30. Clamhammer

    no underclam..not puffy enough for the Clamhammer, pass.

  31. Ice man

    FUCK YEAH!!!

  32. DCMikeRotch

    She’s got a pretty smile. Especially in the first 4 pics.

  33. Cletus Jones

    Hey dirty jew Oscar Goldman,
    First off, quit rummaging through my sofa cushions for loose change, I already used it to buy crack. Secondly, I believe the word you were trying to use was “you’re”, not “your”, and I’m the ignorant one? Pick up a book sometime, maybe it will validate that GED in VCR repair you received from Sally Struthers. Lastly, using text speak, aka BTW, makes you a complete fucking loser. I bet you use that shit in everyday conversation like it is an actual word, “oh man, I was ROFLing…” What a tard, no wonder our society is in a downward slope.

  34. The chick holding the Radio Shack bag is jealous. And the photog needs to learn how to control his autofocus points on the fly better.

  35. Quite a really great ass

  36. Jerome

    I will be masturbating to this set

  37. Jerome

    I will be wacking off to this set

  38. Very nice set, great photography

  39. blah

    What a boney butt! That’s not hot at all!

  40. stevo

    chick has no boobs at all.

    flat as a board.

    flat like kate hudson.

    implants baby.

  41. bob

    wilber is a queer.

  42. Amy

    The person who took these pictures should be arrested for being a pervert!

  43. Dave

    The racial hate comments are stupid. I find it profitable to deal with
    people on an individual level. There are plenty from my own race that
    I don’t like without having to condemn an entire race. As to Ali Larter, or
    Beyonce for that matter, they both look fine. As for a prior comment on
    Ali needing implants, no! Implants are disgusting and look awful. Maybe
    Ali is not your type and you should turn to a larger breasted lady such as
    a Beyonce. I love small breasts(I find them sexually feminine), but everybody
    has their own tastes. It’s fine that tastes can differ from a bonier 35 butt
    like Ali to a 40 butt like Beyonce. Both butts seem to do quite well.

  44. maho

    yessss

  45. bejesus

    For a white girl? You racist prick.

  46. Hugh Gentry

    I luv how you can see her asshole. Hot!!!

  47. Paparazzi are very dedicated, very hard at work

  48. In fact I’d probably tell him to do that then I wait until she bends over and was just going to buttfuck her. From his end that he is a medical procedure so far from my end it’ll look like my Weiner pleasure will banging away at her tight little butthole.

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