Ali Larter was at the launch of the DKNY Delicious Night fragrance in New York last night. I’m not quite sure what’s up with her dress. I’ll just assume a giant tried to use her as a pen. Anyway, I really dig Ali Larter’s character on Heroes. It’s the most accurate depiction of a woman I’ve ever seen on television. One minute she’s all sweet and loving, then holy crap, she goes batshit crazy and karate chops you in the solar plexus before shooting you in the leg. Reminds me of growing up. Of course my mother was a martial arts instructor and my dad loved hookers. Like a lot. He even got me one for Christmas when I was six. Still love you for that one, pop. Although in retrospect, perhaps that wasn’t the best year to buy mom a gun. I’m pretty sure she wanted a microwave. Well that, and for my virginity to last at least another ten more years. Ha, mom sure was a nut, wasn’t she?
BABY | November 8, 2007 at 3:16 pm
FIRST BITCHES!!!
i’m gonna fuck this sweet thing
Chick Crack | November 8, 2007 at 3:16 pm
That’s better than being dripped in stink like Britney.
D. | November 8, 2007 at 3:16 pm
Third!
ack | November 8, 2007 at 3:16 pm
she’s so much cuter than hayden.
p911gt10c | November 8, 2007 at 3:17 pm
Ali’s just fuckin hot.
oh, and #1, you’re a loser.
Jimbo | November 8, 2007 at 3:19 pm
@4 was there a contest I missed?..
PunkA | November 8, 2007 at 3:20 pm
Only thing getting dipped in on or around Ali L is my cock in her caboose. She loves her back door man.
Bigheadmike | November 8, 2007 at 3:20 pm
Damn, now I am going to have to watch the show.
ack | November 8, 2007 at 3:21 pm
6: you know with women it’s ALL about competition.
Nick | November 8, 2007 at 3:23 pm
Tenth, bitches.
Britney | November 8, 2007 at 3:24 pm
Ass-to-Mouth, I like it, Ali loves it ya’all
FurPie | November 8, 2007 at 3:28 pm
This is the way to wear fur…………………
http://news.yahoo.com/photos/ss/1890/im:/071108/ids_photos_en/r1568154594.jpg;_ylt=ArIz9SMXbNhmj5r2lfAyxnl.KcMA
Gene | November 8, 2007 at 3:29 pm
I love her. She’s so hot.
RCA | November 8, 2007 at 3:32 pm
Is she not the most average-damn near ugly hot chick you’ve ever seen?!
WTF?!
RCA | November 8, 2007 at 3:32 pm
Is she not the most average-damn near ugly hot chick you’ve ever seen?!
WTF?!
danYELL | November 8, 2007 at 3:33 pm
12- nobody cares.
LL | November 8, 2007 at 3:34 pm
Yeah, I’m not crazy about the dress, but she’s smokin’ hot. She should teach smokin’ hot lessons to other blondes, like Britney. Or better yet, kill Britney with her super strength, then just stand around and look hot.
morwilwarin | November 8, 2007 at 3:35 pm
I don’t know, I really like her dress! I would wear it if I could.
Soy | November 8, 2007 at 3:38 pm
NOW she’d look sexy in Brit’s outfit…nibbling on the cookie too
veggi | November 8, 2007 at 3:41 pm
19- you’re right! poor brit. can’t even look good in a cute outfit…
Italian Stallion | November 8, 2007 at 3:42 pm
Funny, I’m black from the waist down too……………….
veggi | November 8, 2007 at 3:43 pm
21- aaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahaha!! snort..
NATISHA | November 8, 2007 at 3:43 pm
she’s cute it’s too bad the boots are to wide at the calf
.. like my friend she has to buy fat calved boots cuz her feet are size 10
lalaland | November 8, 2007 at 3:48 pm
shes pretty hott, i must say
lamb | November 8, 2007 at 4:00 pm
Larter?
LARTER
she better never Gain weight with That Name ;(
zubi | November 8, 2007 at 4:03 pm
incredible style….
i am stunned
WWWwooOoOOoOOOoowWwWw
FRIST!!! | November 8, 2007 at 4:03 pm
I agree with 14 and 15. I can’t really tell if she’s hot or not. Her face. It’s her face..I don’t know how to explain..
Too jagged? Sharp? Pointy? I dunno. I do like the dress though..and vodka..
D. Richards | November 8, 2007 at 4:04 pm
Ali’s mouth is clean. I’d like to see what’s behind her face, Literally. Maybe I could press her eyeballs until the pupils came out. I need to do horrible experiments in order to see if people are human. I’m like the Josef mengele of this generation. What makes a heart beat? How does a spirit rest within the confines of the large-intestine? I answer my own questions with the help of cadavers of women that I find in despair. People in need do funny stuff.
em | November 8, 2007 at 4:05 pm
#14, your disgusting.
em | November 8, 2007 at 4:06 pm
#14, your disgusting.
FRIST!!! | November 8, 2007 at 4:13 pm
Why is #14 disgusting? That was just an opinion. What IS disgusting is the crap that spews out of the troll’s fingertips (or tentacles, nubs, what have you)..
Mike | November 8, 2007 at 4:13 pm
@29 & 30 You are a loser..
Mike | November 8, 2007 at 4:16 pm
How come these hot hollywood chicks don’t have any boobs? They could go to Dr. 90210 and buy a pair for $10 K..
lalaland | November 8, 2007 at 4:21 pm
#33 because not all of them are superficial like that (just because they are on this site does not mean they themselves are)
i like to believe there are SOMEg uys out there that like asses better than boobs, or hell dont even care the size of the boobs at all, as long as there is SOMEthing there to play with….anyone out there like that? anyone?
DA | November 8, 2007 at 4:23 pm
@34,
I love small titties and smooth shaved pussies.
So now everyone will be calling me a pedophile.
p911gt10c | November 8, 2007 at 4:24 pm
#34
I don’t like anything over a B. Small chests are the best.
FRIST!!! | November 8, 2007 at 4:25 pm
#34 Yeah, that’s all fine and good, but she really has niether. But somehow that works for her, the tall skinny thing. Butter FACE!!!..
gotmilk? | November 8, 2007 at 4:27 pm
23, wtf are you talking about? oh, and no one cares.
Mike | November 8, 2007 at 4:30 pm
@34 if I could see her ass, then maybe I would make a comment about her not having an ass.
@36 That would be great if she had B’s. I don’t think she even has A’s I think they are A-.
@37 With a butter face she needs some boobs to move your eyes down..
BigBoneDaddy | November 8, 2007 at 4:34 pm
I’ll blow a wad in her.
fADSass | November 8, 2007 at 4:38 pm
small boobs rock
shani | November 8, 2007 at 4:38 pm
lmao i love her dress…
shani | November 8, 2007 at 4:38 pm
lmao i love her dress…
shani | November 8, 2007 at 4:38 pm
lmao i love her dress…
FRIST!!! | November 8, 2007 at 4:44 pm
I think shani loves her dress..
Ript1&0 | November 8, 2007 at 4:47 pm
I don’t know who this is.
Mike | November 8, 2007 at 4:58 pm
@42, 43, & 44 I would love her dress on the floor next to my bed..
Mike | November 8, 2007 at 5:00 pm
Hey FRIST, I bet your dress would look good on the floor next to my bed..
veggi | November 8, 2007 at 5:07 pm
FRIST, you win for funny comments today.. ps: vodka!!..
Hey Mike, isn’t your mom mad you stain your shorts all the time?..
FRIST!!! | November 8, 2007 at 5:10 pm
Veggi, do I win vodka? Because I got hijacked on my way to the liquor store I mean Burger King and wasn’t able to get my vodka I mean Whopper..