Ali Larter makes funny faces

April 25th, 2007 // 69 Comments
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Ali Larter (the blonde chick from Heroes) was spotted in LA yesterday ordering a drink form some place called Great Earth Vitamins. And judging by her expression it was mmm mmm good. What the hell did she order? Period blood? At least I know what she didn’t order: a sexy dreamboat. Otherwise she’d be carrying around a giant cup of me.

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  1. bungoone

    how come no one is dissing on her flat chest? isn’t that what normally happens on here?

    i think she has to pee, that’s why she’s standing like that. i see 5 year olds do that all the time at the grocery store.

    also, wasn’t she in Varsity Blues wearing the whipped cream bikini?

  2. the chicken

    #50 Dr. Phowstus, care to bet on what kelli with an “i” will be blowing instead this year? Maybe the principal in order to graduate?

  3. OH HeLL No—I don”t blow cock a doodie doo. To look at one,freakin scares me!~
    ASSHOLE, my principal is a girl,no cocka doodie there,,far as I know…

  4. DrPhowstus

    HA HA! kelLIE is going down on her principal! Let’s face it, if you really are a girl, and a hot girl at that, you are no oral virgin. Work those grades girl! And wipe your mouth. HA HA!

  5. hey asshole, I am not Catholic or Jewish..U know what they say about those girls. Not me…ok,,gotta TA now, so like later.

  6. wedgeone

    #17 – Yawn. I can’t tell who’s more intolerable, my troll or krazysnotkelli.
    Homo-erotic fantasies are not welcome here.

  7. Not a fuckin homo, however wedgewood, y is everyone a homo to U and PlowShit..I’m seeing homo on your brains….

  8. DrPhowstus

    @57 — More and more, your responses are reminding me of something my 14 year nephew would say. Steve? Is that you??? Aen’t you grounded???

  9. mia

    Your God! It’s my good friend Kelli, the xenophobic catholic homophobic maniac from florida!
    You know? The one who says everybody that is not from florida is a gay or a communist? The one who always looks like she has forgotten to take her pills. The one who clamed she is not a lesbian but says she is affraid of looking at a cock. Sounds pretty lesbian, (or virgin) to me. But hey, when you are 14, it is just not your fault. Poor kid, would you like to learn more about sexuality? Me and my good friend the satanist drug dealer do a demonstration. Right now. I’ll be back in a few minutes.

  10. mia

    It was ”would like to do a demonstration” but this pervert didn’t let me finish my sentence…

  11. #56-58-59-60,ASSHOLES……not 14,bitches,not snorting coke….not your nephew,dikweed,,not going to fuck that bitch mia or the f’n devil….

  12. Wedge…I am not a homo….I’m puking now…Plowshit…I’m like, sure, your a Dr. , U must really think highly of yourself…

    Mia-the-frenchbread-Satan-screwing-bitch…go f’k your snake boyfriend,,I hope he torches your asshole,bitch..

  13. HEY MIA—-FARROW—-go back to your stupid child molestor husband Woody Allen and please stay on the charolette church site…don’t need your bitch mouth here.

  14. mia

    You’re right! I’m Mia Farrow. Cause, you know, i’m stupid enough to use my real name here, on a gossip site… You are so brilliant… And I assumed that you are R.kelly, using your logic. Your god it is so simple! Life is so simple. Thank you for this lesson pal, people should learn from you. You are like Rudolf Steiner, or Krishnamurti or Ghandi. You are a philosopher and you should write book. The book of the simple mind.Wait. No, people like you will confuse it with the band. Let’s just call it ”the truth”.

  15. mia

    Now I know that you are a man, and that you are rich, I think i’m falling for you…

  16. jeecaj

    Ok, all I got to say is I read ” That girl from HERPES” yup. I did.

    Is it just me or did she get fugly in the last year?

  17. Funny face of this women!!!!!

  18. jere

    I shouldn’t have turn off my SafeSearch.

  19. jere

    I shouldn’t have turned off my SafeSearch.

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