Ali Larter (the blonde chick from Heroes) was spotted in LA yesterday ordering a drink form some place called Great Earth Vitamins. And judging by her expression it was mmm mmm good. What the hell did she order? Period blood? At least I know what she didn’t order: a sexy dreamboat. Otherwise she’d be carrying around a giant cup of me.
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no1justminda | April 25, 2007 at 4:29 pm
period blood? i can’t believe you even went there. ew.
durtyj | April 25, 2007 at 4:30 pm
looks like she is sneezing
crazycowlady | April 25, 2007 at 4:32 pm
First!
Aw, dang.
Anyway, who is she?
Gerald Tarrant | April 25, 2007 at 4:37 pm
She can make any face she wants…..in my bed!
PunjabPete | April 25, 2007 at 4:44 pm
I always liked that chick that Pete Sampress married when we are talking about forgetable blondes in supporting Actress roles…
THat’s right…. Sonya Blade… FINISH HIM! FATALITY!!!
Ali Larter’s pre-Heros claim to fame? Imprisoned blonde who Reese Witherspoon helps in Legally Blonde…. Seriously, Reese Witherspoon has an OSCAR?
Mazda_3s | April 25, 2007 at 4:54 pm
“Period Blood” — Totally awesome and disgusting at the same time :-)
That being said, I was hoping that she would be shopping for some bigger boobs and some eye cream for those bags under her eyes.
lambman | April 25, 2007 at 4:58 pm
She’s smoking hot, I wonder if it was her or her dead twin that wanted the vitamins?
pookiedoo | April 25, 2007 at 4:59 pm
She’s ready for the KISS reunion tour….
HerpesHilton | April 25, 2007 at 5:00 pm
Being a Heroes geek, I really like her character.
pookiedoo | April 25, 2007 at 5:06 pm
And, “period blood?” What are you, twelve?
saradevil | April 25, 2007 at 5:06 pm
Nice tongue.
Dory | April 25, 2007 at 5:16 pm
Great Earth Vitamins???? She’s probably drinking dirt, mixed with tree sap… on the rocks. Volcanic rocks.
Poroleishon | April 25, 2007 at 5:33 pm
Period blood? you are so gross!!!! LOL I
Mazda_3s | April 25, 2007 at 5:33 pm
#9, her storyline along with her husband’s is the lamest part of the whole show. They are the only low-point in an otherwise AWESOME show.
Well, that and the shape-shifting chick. She is getting to be pretty annoying.
KatieKates | April 25, 2007 at 5:45 pm
Yeah, I pretty much hate her character on Heroes. Maybe the period blood drink will give her an acting boost.
teetee | April 25, 2007 at 6:07 pm
Period blood is not so bad with a dash of hot sauce.
wedge1 | April 25, 2007 at 6:30 pm
Reminds me of my first love, when he gave me my first blowjob. Well, only blowjob…cmon, it doesn’t taste that bad!
NCDave | April 25, 2007 at 6:38 pm
Period Blood? Man that sounds more like what snaggletooth Dunst and her dracula’esque teeth would drink.
WTFiswrongwithUppl | April 25, 2007 at 6:46 pm
Gotta love those faces! She must be drinking a meatloaf smoothie.
Piglet | April 25, 2007 at 6:53 pm
i think “period blood” is an excellent choice to describe what that shite looks like.
i had no idea we could even order a giant cup of you! if they ever let me out of this nice room with padded walls, i’m going to totally order a cup of you.
b/c you make me laugh. and man, do i love laughing.
PooPants | April 25, 2007 at 7:39 pm
Heh heh….Larter’s a funny name.
JollyJumjuck | April 25, 2007 at 7:44 pm
While she is a hottie, the top that she is wearing (in fact, that particular *style* of top) is unflattering to any woman I’ve seen wearing one. Oh, and #18, thanks for mentioning Snaggletooth in the same thread as Ali Larter. Don’t know if you were going for a “cleansing the palate” thing, but that’s the effect it had on me.
Goonly | April 25, 2007 at 8:12 pm
“Period blood”? Tasteful humor- nothing like it.
ImaCracka | April 25, 2007 at 8:28 pm
The best thing she ever did was that that huge fart rip in jay and Silent Bob Strike Back…..
Awesome….
ImaCracka | April 25, 2007 at 8:30 pm
Oh… and as an after thought… I love the style of the baggy shirt… long.. flowing…
but tuck in the front so everyone can see your camel toe, piss flaps, meat curtains….
Yea nice……
NCDave | April 25, 2007 at 8:32 pm
#22 Glad I could help a brother out
NicotineEyePatch | April 25, 2007 at 8:35 pm
She was cool in Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, and she’s cool on Heroes. She wore a leather catsuit in J&SBSB too. Also, she farted in that movie, so you know she’s not uptight.
Seven out of twelve, with extra points for looking like a regular, comfortable person.
ps. period blood makes great lip stain.
NicotineEyePatch | April 25, 2007 at 8:37 pm
*by comfortable I mean her clothes… she doesn’t look like she’s enjoying that drink… beet juice? Meat smoothie? Gah.
mrlithium | April 25, 2007 at 9:37 pm
haha thank you #1. i was thinking exactly that. i didnt even have to scroll down to make sure i wasnt repeating someone.
Wow Just Wow | April 26, 2007 at 3:44 am
Never heard of her.
F-Sucker | April 26, 2007 at 4:48 am
Health food is disgusting.
People die after eating that crap.
More chili-cheese bacon burgers, please.
krazihottkelli | April 26, 2007 at 5:02 am
I see the perves haven’t arrived yet(chicken& plowshit),,,they’re still in that rest stop bathroom trying to get plowshit outta chickens asss…..
Liverpool FC | April 26, 2007 at 5:10 am
I would still fuck this cheap slut.
StoneRose | April 26, 2007 at 5:29 am
I can’t get over how *normal* and *nice* this girl looks. Points for the sweet bag and cute shoes! If only Brit or X-tina or Jess could look this put-together without tranny make-up or stage costumes, then they’d be onto something.
DrPhowstus | April 26, 2007 at 5:34 am
@32 — Good day, my good sir! I would ask if you’re lonely, but that’s a given. It must suck to be a 49 year old virgin, especially when you’re a dude. And stop thinking about my exit hole. Now if you’ll ‘scuse me, I have to go to the toilet and take a massive kelLIE. Fucking food from Florida always gives me the runs. The look Ali Carter has in the first picture is similar to the one kelLIE gets when asked what he thinks about intelligence. Good answer, dude.
krazihottkelli | April 26, 2007 at 5:53 am
What r u now a freakin BUTT-ler,,(my good sir),,I guess now your British,(gayass)! Y do u want to to have a dick…I would kill myself if I had that shit hanging off of my body..I’m a GIRL..U fuckin freak! Sorry,not one of your boytoys…
DrPhowstus | April 26, 2007 at 6:02 am
@36 — My apologies, sir. Confusion about one’s gender and sexual orientation shouldn’t be mocked. I’m sorry for calling you a dude, sir.
DrPhowstus | April 26, 2007 at 6:04 am
Oh yea, YOU’RE (a contraction easily identifiable by the requisite apostrophe)means YOU ARE as in the sentence “kelLIE, YOU’RE a man”. YOUR is a possesive term denoting ownership of some sort as in the sentence “kelLIE, YOUR cock is enormous!” No need to thank me, sir. I’m here to help.
krazihottkelli | April 26, 2007 at 6:15 am
I hate your MooooFoooooo stupid dickweed asshole…there is one way to prove I’m a girl, but that evidence is not for U.
Oh yea, quit trying to act like your sophisticated in your typing…coz your f’n ass is still gay..so shut the fuck up with that fucking British shit….
p911gt10c | April 26, 2007 at 6:16 am
She first appeared on the cover of Esquire as the fictional persona of up-and-coming starlet “Allegra Coleman,” part of the magazine’s satirical stab at Hollywood publicity, even though it was a hoax.
http://www.salon.com/media/media961101.html
Her real claim to fame, and the source of millions of teen wet dreams, was her apperance in Varsity Blues, wearing a whipped cream bikini.
http://www.favoritepart.com/Default.aspx?img=324&alt=favorite+Whipped+Cream+Bikini+-+Ali+Larter
DQ ain’t got nothin that sweet.
Debutantejaim | April 26, 2007 at 6:30 am
She was in Final Destination as a brunette.
Her one character on Heroes is lame(Niki) but her alter ego Jessica is a bad-ass bitch!
jrzmommy♠ | April 26, 2007 at 6:52 am
Mmmm….The Menses Smoothie.
FRIST!!! | April 26, 2007 at 6:53 am
Thanks 27, before I couldn’t remember where I saw her before heroes, which is stupid, because I own all the Jay & Silent Bob movies.
Oh yeah, 41, thanks too…she’s one of those actresses that you see now and again, but never know her name.
Oh, and period blood is best shaken, not stirred.
Did Thilo write this article???
DrPhowstus | April 26, 2007 at 6:59 am
@39 — Bollocks! You bloody wanker… your colourful language truly proves you Yanks are pains in the arse. That and your posts tend to be replete with such rancid flavour. I hope Hurricane Phowstus blows Mickey Mouse land right off bloody map. I see I’ve made you cross and unable to organise your thoughts, you cheeky chap. When I speak the Queen’s tongue, I had little thought that queen to you means “It’s Raining Men”.
Ruby | April 26, 2007 at 7:09 am
Kelli with an i is everywhere! like a phonetically-challenged fungus! good GOD.
DennisTheMenace | April 26, 2007 at 7:43 am
That is her!! Ali Larter is the face in Superficial’s banner! Cute little nose, those lips… that smile… she just oozes sexuality! YUMMY! And if you google her, she has been in a ton of stuff. Wasn’t she in Final Destination too?? :o) I think she is smokin’ hot!
the chicken | April 26, 2007 at 8:08 am
#44 How droll that by merely being polite, kelli with an “i” thinks you’re British, and the only thing that conjures up is butlers! Apparently the institution it’s in only has two videos – “Batman” and “Clue”. Dr. P, don’t even start with “cheerio”, kelli’ll think you mean its cereal.
DennisTheMenace | April 26, 2007 at 8:11 am
Here is a list of appearances w/ images:
http://alilarterfan.com/coppermine/
krazihottkelli | April 26, 2007 at 8:41 am
Who in America says things like”MY GOOD SIR”? Sounds British to me or butlerish!
krazihottkelli | April 26, 2007 at 8:44 am
Plowshit–u freakin wish a hurricane would get me…In 18 yrs., not one where I live..so sorry, but I won’t be blowing away this hurricane season.(My Good Sir) piece of shit…