Ali Larter gets engaged

December 18th, 2007 // 78 Comments

Ali Larter (right) recieved a wedding proposal from her boyfriend Hayes MacArthur over the weekend. Judging by the headline I just wrote, I’ll assume she said “yes.” The couple is “thrilled,” according to E! Online and Ali knew right away she wanted to marry Hayes:

“I told my boyfriend after three weeks that I wanted to marry him and that we could do it tomorrow,” Larter said. “Now that I’m actually in love, I know that what came before wasn’t real. It’s about being there for each other through the ups and downs of life.”

I have no idea who or what a Hayes MacArthur is, so instead I’m posting pictures of Ali Larter with Amy Smart. It’s moves like this that caused my peers to crown me the “King of Journalism.” Okay, maybe I just lined up a bunch of stuffed animals and held a crowning ceremony in my living room. But Teddy Ruxpin thinks I deserve a Pulitzer and that dude knows his shit.

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  1. NoJoke

    There is no god when women like these are involved. But you’ll know that after you seen their pictures at Http:\\www.NoHeadNoWay.com. The dating site for old fashioned missionary type sex relationships.

  2. deaconjones

    @48

    Of course, that must be the answer. You want a freaky bitch? Next time you’re at a bar, pick out a quiet girl thats 5 lbs overweight, theyre the best lay, youll be ass fucking her in 40 minutes.

    The bitches in these pics, 9 times out of 10, think theyre too good to suck dick, trust me

  3. Danklin24

    Amy Smart has nice tits. Thats all i got to say about that.

  4. I know these two. They’re the ones that keep knocking on my door all night, begging to be let in. No way ‘ladies’ until you learn how to cook.

  5. sla

    I’d like to punch the MeetRich whatever website asshole in the mouth. Until there was nothing left.

    Awesome legs on Ali.

  6. sla

    I’d like to punch the MeetRich whatever website asshole in the mouth. Until there was nothing left.

    Awesome legs on Ali.

  7. beesknees

    They are so cute. It’s refreshing to see girls without huge fake boobs!

  8. norton

    Fish – a Pulitzer you may deserve but they might have a problem with your spelling of the word “received”.

  9. love to lick the legs of Amy Smart!

  10. What A Dumb Broad

    Being there through all of life’s ups and downs?

    What an idiot.

    What is the over-under on how long this marriage lasts, assuming they even get that far?

    I say 15 months.

    Hollywood types are all shallow, selfish, whores. They may be fun to date, but they have no idea what marriage actually requires.

  11. yappy

    that there is some quality poontang

  12. Not As Creepy

    The comments above are largely disgusting and in poor taste which is why I am so fucking proud to add my revolting fantasy waste products to yours. Yes, I do in fact want them both in all the ways outlined so eloquently by those who have gone before me.
    One discordant note: post #35 is insane. Ali Larter fat? If so, then every woman I have ever disappointed or merely downloaded is a whale because I have never lusted after Olive Oyl or a floor lamp. Though I may have done it with a end table once. I am not sure. It was Mardi Gras or was it Boxing Day. You know how it is.

  13. teddy

    you referenced Teddy Ruxpin! ten points.

  14. teddy

    you referenced Teddy Ruxpin! ten points.

  15. scooby

    time to state the obvious: amazing legs. at least in these pictures.

  16. Uh

    I was really hoping you’d say she got engaged to Amy Smart.

  17. Jesus

    @32…

    Hmmm… I get the feeling somebody has never nailed some decent trim and wants to imagine their is a drawback, which there isn’t. Either way… If you’re having girl problems, I feel bad for ya son…

  18. pinks

    she has great legs, but she has some missed streaks on her thigh, also what is up with the last picture, the leg crossed over, her toes are all yellow.

  19. pinks

    Oh you can see the yellow toes in the first pic aswell.

  20. g.o.d.

    Ms. Larter used to be pretty chubby some years ago…she had quite a belly in the first ‘Final Destination’ movie.

    She looks hot here, though.

  21. dan

    talk about 2 hotties together i would love a 3 some with them

  22. dan

    talk about 2 hotties together i would love a 3 some with them

  23. HoboChic

    Wow. Can’t believe it took 58 posts for someone to remind Fish that it’s “i before e, except after c.” Or maybe my find function didn’t pick an earlier one up. Too lazy to read them all…

  24. Doc

    I heard that those 2 used to be roommates… you KNOW they hooked up with each other at least once… i can just tell

  25. justtheobvious

    HOLY JESUS! They should marry, each other! I’ll video tape the whole honeymoon FREE too! Now there lies the cure for male ED. Oh, I think wives are the cause though… maybe thats the problem

  26. engel

    They are sexy, especially their legs. I really admire them. Do you know I often watch videos and movies at pubspa.com. So many men are crazy to them.

  27. LL

    I’m not really into blondes, or chicks, but those two… damn.

    Also, because apparently every other comment is now required to mention some lame-ass gold-digger website, I’d like to say:

    These two are the hotties and men like them have you seen them on whatsinyourbankaccount.com? You know they are on legit site cause nobody likes hot blondes in the movie bizness, so they have to came on our site cause that is where all the coolest people is.

    I guess I should also mention that if I was a bitter dude who knows I’ll never get tail as good looking as that, I’m obligated to say that these two are obviously frigid cause all hot women are frigid bitches who never want to have sex with me, and when they do they just lay there and stare at the ceiling, which proves there’s something wrong with THEM. Bitches.

  28. teddyruxpinismyhomeboy

    wow. it’s nice to know someone out there knows about Teddy Ruxpin.
    Watched his movies every day….the doll scared the shit out of me..but hey…nothing a few therapy sessions couldn’t fix.

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