Ali Larter (right) recieved a wedding proposal from her boyfriend Hayes MacArthur over the weekend. Judging by the headline I just wrote, I’ll assume she said “yes.” The couple is “thrilled,” according to E! Online and Ali knew right away she wanted to marry Hayes:
“I told my boyfriend after three weeks that I wanted to marry him and that we could do it tomorrow,” Larter said. “Now that I’m actually in love, I know that what came before wasn’t real. It’s about being there for each other through the ups and downs of life.”
I have no idea who or what a Hayes MacArthur is, so instead I’m posting pictures of Ali Larter with Amy Smart. It’s moves like this that caused my peers to crown me the “King of Journalism.” Okay, maybe I just lined up a bunch of stuffed animals and held a crowning ceremony in my living room. But Teddy Ruxpin thinks I deserve a Pulitzer and that dude knows his shit.
Gerald_Tarrant | December 18, 2007 at 11:02 am
Son of a bitch. I hate God because he obviously hates me.
sportsdvl | December 18, 2007 at 11:03 am
These two need to make a naughty lesbian home movie!
MystressJade | December 18, 2007 at 11:03 am
Craptacular.
brazilian emo | December 18, 2007 at 11:04 am
She’s so cute
freakwad | December 18, 2007 at 11:04 am
she’s beautiful!
Amyfan | December 18, 2007 at 11:06 am
They are so cute!! Some of amy’s fans found her on a millionaire&celebs dating club “MeetRich.com”. She has a personal account there with her pictures, blog and something about her albums…In her friend circle, some other stars can be found there.
BaconMessiah | December 18, 2007 at 11:15 am
Those be some lovely ass legs.
TT | December 18, 2007 at 11:15 am
I wonder if they are wearing pretty panties.
FRIST!!! | December 18, 2007 at 11:21 am
Ah, me….Always the bridesmaid never the bride..
Gerald_Tarrant | December 18, 2007 at 11:21 am
Also, what the fuck is up with dudes with douchebag names?? Cash Warren, Hayes MacArthur?? Shit, I’m gonna change my name to Summer’s Eve Massengill and see if I can’t score some hot actress trim.
Ted from LA | December 18, 2007 at 11:21 am
She should change last names with Love Hewitt.
Summer's Eve Massengill | December 18, 2007 at 11:22 am
Shit, not working yet.
p0nk | December 18, 2007 at 11:24 am
who the fuck is this? i think the fish is just making names up now.
Sauron | December 18, 2007 at 11:25 am
Who’s Ali Larter and which of them two is she?
Texas Tranny | December 18, 2007 at 11:25 am
You know I’d marry you FRIST!!!
D. Richards (Scum.) | December 18, 2007 at 11:30 am
Ali Carter? I have no idea who she is, nor do I care. I thought, at first, Ali was that bitch, ‘Rudy’, from The Cosby Show. Anway, I’d still enjoy pulling Ali’s teeth out of her mouth with a pair of pliers. Call me, Dr., whore. Tell me you like it! Tell me you like having your teeth pulled. Now kiss me.
Lowlands | December 18, 2007 at 11:31 am
These two are looking twins to me.Must be a lucky guy who’s going to marry them.
FRIST!!! | December 18, 2007 at 11:32 am
#10 and 12, hilarious!!!
TT, THANK YOU :)
Mal Reynolds | December 18, 2007 at 11:36 am
I thought the two of them (pictured) were getting engaged. Damn it!!
plus lotion | December 18, 2007 at 11:36 am
nice legs, this is the hot one from heroes, unlike those two child like empresses everyone talks about.
TheyMakeAlovelyCouple | December 18, 2007 at 11:36 am
Those two look lovely together. I fully support the fish supporting gay marriage. I hope they are happy.
The White Urkele | December 18, 2007 at 11:38 am
Unless these two start making out, I could care less. Summer’s Eve Massengill, come here you sexy bitch!
Marc | December 18, 2007 at 11:40 am
Fucking sexy bitches. I wish i could feed ‘em my big cock.
funny | December 18, 2007 at 11:40 am
20- the never ending story??
yes, hayden and kristen bell do remind me of the child-like empress
Ooba Gooba | December 18, 2007 at 11:41 am
Amyfan#6: Why don’t you fuck off and die?
Sauron | December 18, 2007 at 11:42 am
Looks like they are sitting in a hotel lobby.Who’s going to take them upstairs?
LewdMan | December 18, 2007 at 11:43 am
All right! I’m picturing a LewdMan sandwich coming on!!! Does that mean both hands?
Gerald_Tarrant | December 18, 2007 at 11:43 am
Well, I banged 2 chicks in the last 15 minutes but neither were actress quality. I think one was actually Jennifer Love Fatass.
brb lol | December 18, 2007 at 11:43 am
holy lord Amy Smart is amazing. Larter is ok, but i would punch my grandmother in the neck for a 2-minute smooch session with Amy :]
Fine James | December 18, 2007 at 11:47 am
I wouldn’t mind tearing a rubber inside Alie
Gerald_Tarrant | December 18, 2007 at 11:47 am
#29 – I’d punch your grandmother in the neck for nothing. Old women don’t scare me.
deaconjones | December 18, 2007 at 11:48 am
I can guar-fucking-tee you neither of those bitches suck cock
Guarantee IT.
That’s what happens when theyre that high maintenance, theyre selfish, they lay there like rag dolls and stare at the ceilings
p0nk | December 18, 2007 at 11:48 am
@28, two in 15 minutes. Apparently you believe in quality time not quantity.
p0nk | December 18, 2007 at 11:51 am
i hear they both have shrines set up at MeetRichPort.com
havoc | December 18, 2007 at 11:51 am
She needs to lose some weight before the wedding…..
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kirsten | December 18, 2007 at 11:52 am
@13-14
Ali Larter is best known for her “whipped cream bikini” scene in Varsity Blues.
DA | December 18, 2007 at 11:54 am
I’d lick her cream-pie on her honeymoon.
kirsten | December 18, 2007 at 11:56 am
P.S. Fish you shoulda posted the whipped cream bikini pic instead.
chauncey gardner | December 18, 2007 at 12:02 pm
Put Amy Smart’s head on Ali Larter’s body, and THEN you’ll have a hot chick.
Ted from LA | December 18, 2007 at 12:09 pm
#39,
I agree, but all the blood would be a real hard-on breaker for me.
Bigheadmike | December 18, 2007 at 12:18 pm
She does nothing for me….. Good riddance. I think that show its spelled…..
PunkA | December 18, 2007 at 12:21 pm
Her whip cream bikini melted after she saw my huge Mr. Hayes Macarthur!!! No wonder she fell in love with it and wants to marry it. But Hayes, he is a playa and likes to screw with teh filed, ya know?
Harry | December 18, 2007 at 1:10 pm
I got a white bread, blonde sandwich on the brain now. Thanks, fish.
A | December 18, 2007 at 1:16 pm
Those are some beautiful tanned legs, how could any one think pale pasty legs look better than these
mixedmartialartvideos.com | December 18, 2007 at 1:23 pm
legs for days
ph7 | December 18, 2007 at 1:35 pm
The power of makeup and good lighting at work:
http://thesuperficial.com/image.php?path=/2007/04/ali-larter-drink-candids-05.jpg
Gerald_Tarrant | December 18, 2007 at 1:41 pm
#46 – I’m down with that look too. She would have to take a hiatus from the public after I got through with her, she wouldn’t be able to stand let alone walk straight.
Ript1&0 | December 18, 2007 at 1:45 pm
I have a sneaky suspicion, #32, that bitches aren’t getting all freaky on you because you don’t know what you’re doing.
Who the hell just lays there during actual GOOD sex? That’s all I’m saying.
Driscoll | December 18, 2007 at 1:48 pm
I used to do stand up with Hayes. I think he is a struggling wannabe actor now, but he is somehow tied to the Fruit of the Loom fortune so maybe that helped seal the deal?
Mdiz | December 18, 2007 at 1:55 pm
Please god, if you exist.. Let me hit that shit up….