Ali Larter gets engaged

December 18th, 2007 // 78 Comments

Ali Larter (right) recieved a wedding proposal from her boyfriend Hayes MacArthur over the weekend. Judging by the headline I just wrote, I’ll assume she said “yes.” The couple is “thrilled,” according to E! Online and Ali knew right away she wanted to marry Hayes:

“I told my boyfriend after three weeks that I wanted to marry him and that we could do it tomorrow,” Larter said. “Now that I’m actually in love, I know that what came before wasn’t real. It’s about being there for each other through the ups and downs of life.”

I have no idea who or what a Hayes MacArthur is, so instead I’m posting pictures of Ali Larter with Amy Smart. It’s moves like this that caused my peers to crown me the “King of Journalism.” Okay, maybe I just lined up a bunch of stuffed animals and held a crowning ceremony in my living room. But Teddy Ruxpin thinks I deserve a Pulitzer and that dude knows his shit.

Photos: Getty Images

  1. Gerald_Tarrant

    Son of a bitch. I hate God because he obviously hates me.

  2. sportsdvl

    These two need to make a naughty lesbian home movie!

  3. MystressJade


  4. brazilian emo

    She’s so cute

  5. freakwad

    she’s beautiful!

  6. Amyfan

    They are so cute!! Some of amy’s fans found her on a millionaire&celebs dating club “”. She has a personal account there with her pictures, blog and something about her albums…In her friend circle, some other stars can be found there.

  7. BaconMessiah

    Those be some lovely ass legs.

  8. TT

    I wonder if they are wearing pretty panties.

  9. Ah, me….Always the bridesmaid never the bride..

  10. Gerald_Tarrant

    Also, what the fuck is up with dudes with douchebag names?? Cash Warren, Hayes MacArthur?? Shit, I’m gonna change my name to Summer’s Eve Massengill and see if I can’t score some hot actress trim.

  11. Ted from LA

    She should change last names with Love Hewitt.

  12. Summer's Eve Massengill

    Shit, not working yet.

  13. p0nk

    who the fuck is this? i think the fish is just making names up now.

  14. Sauron

    Who’s Ali Larter and which of them two is she?

  15. Texas Tranny

    You know I’d marry you FRIST!!!

  16. D. Richards (Scum.)

    Ali Carter? I have no idea who she is, nor do I care. I thought, at first, Ali was that bitch, ‘Rudy’, from The Cosby Show. Anway, I’d still enjoy pulling Ali’s teeth out of her mouth with a pair of pliers. Call me, Dr., whore. Tell me you like it! Tell me you like having your teeth pulled. Now kiss me.

  17. Lowlands

    These two are looking twins to me.Must be a lucky guy who’s going to marry them.

  18. #10 and 12, hilarious!!!

    TT, THANK YOU :)

  19. Mal Reynolds

    I thought the two of them (pictured) were getting engaged. Damn it!!

  20. plus lotion

    nice legs, this is the hot one from heroes, unlike those two child like empresses everyone talks about.

  21. TheyMakeAlovelyCouple

    Those two look lovely together. I fully support the fish supporting gay marriage. I hope they are happy.

  22. The White Urkele

    Unless these two start making out, I could care less. Summer’s Eve Massengill, come here you sexy bitch!

  23. Marc

    Fucking sexy bitches. I wish i could feed ‘em my big cock.

  24. funny

    20- the never ending story??
    yes, hayden and kristen bell do remind me of the child-like empress

  25. Ooba Gooba

    Amyfan#6: Why don’t you fuck off and die?

  26. Sauron

    Looks like they are sitting in a hotel lobby.Who’s going to take them upstairs?

  27. LewdMan

    All right! I’m picturing a LewdMan sandwich coming on!!! Does that mean both hands?

  28. Gerald_Tarrant

    Well, I banged 2 chicks in the last 15 minutes but neither were actress quality. I think one was actually Jennifer Love Fatass.

  29. brb lol

    holy lord Amy Smart is amazing. Larter is ok, but i would punch my grandmother in the neck for a 2-minute smooch session with Amy :]

  30. I wouldn’t mind tearing a rubber inside Alie

  31. Gerald_Tarrant

    #29 – I’d punch your grandmother in the neck for nothing. Old women don’t scare me.

  32. deaconjones

    I can guar-fucking-tee you neither of those bitches suck cock
    Guarantee IT.
    That’s what happens when theyre that high maintenance, theyre selfish, they lay there like rag dolls and stare at the ceilings

  33. p0nk

    @28, two in 15 minutes. Apparently you believe in quality time not quantity.

  34. p0nk

    i hear they both have shrines set up at

  35. havoc

    She needs to lose some weight before the wedding…..


  36. kirsten


    Ali Larter is best known for her “whipped cream bikini” scene in Varsity Blues.

  37. DA

    I’d lick her cream-pie on her honeymoon.

  38. kirsten

    P.S. Fish you shoulda posted the whipped cream bikini pic instead.

  39. chauncey gardner

    Put Amy Smart’s head on Ali Larter’s body, and THEN you’ll have a hot chick.

  40. Ted from LA

    I agree, but all the blood would be a real hard-on breaker for me.

  41. Bigheadmike

    She does nothing for me….. Good riddance. I think that show its spelled…..

  42. PunkA

    Her whip cream bikini melted after she saw my huge Mr. Hayes Macarthur!!! No wonder she fell in love with it and wants to marry it. But Hayes, he is a playa and likes to screw with teh filed, ya know?

  43. Harry

    I got a white bread, blonde sandwich on the brain now. Thanks, fish.

  44. A

    Those are some beautiful tanned legs, how could any one think pale pasty legs look better than these

  45. Gerald_Tarrant

    #46 – I’m down with that look too. She would have to take a hiatus from the public after I got through with her, she wouldn’t be able to stand let alone walk straight.

  46. Ript1&0

    I have a sneaky suspicion, #32, that bitches aren’t getting all freaky on you because you don’t know what you’re doing.

    Who the hell just lays there during actual GOOD sex? That’s all I’m saying.

  47. Driscoll

    I used to do stand up with Hayes. I think he is a struggling wannabe actor now, but he is somehow tied to the Fruit of the Loom fortune so maybe that helped seal the deal?

  48. Mdiz

    Please god, if you exist.. Let me hit that shit up….

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