In an event frighteningly reminiscent of my thirteenth birthday party, Madonna was shocked at the MTV Europe Music Awards (EMAs) when host Ali G called her a transvestite. Walking onto the stage after the singer’s performance of Hung Up, Ali G’s alter ego Borat Sagdiyev said
Welcome to the 2005 Eurovision Song Contest. The singer before me – who was he? It was very courageous of MTV to start the show with a genuine transvestite.”
As much as I’d like to disagree with the man, when I look at the pictures below my penis weeps. Like I’ve repeatedly told my grandma, at a certain age it just doesn’t look good when you dress like a whore. Or when you slip your hand down my pants at the family reunion and call me your little poodle-pastry.
Thanks to Tess for the tip.























Zanathon | November 17, 2005 at 9:33 pm
The senile old bat forgot to put her damn pants on!
cap077 | December 21, 2005 at 1:01 am
omg! that scares me, gosh forgive me but whenever i look at those pics my eyes go right between her legs…i am still searching for the taped down bulge. additionally her paleness scares quite a bit too.
nobody.knows.me | April 17, 2006 at 9:31 pm
As fantastic as she looks, it’s just never very attractive to wear underwear and nylons- and nothing else. The large jacket isn’t too tactful either.