Ali G Calls Madonna A Transvestite

madonna_thumb1.jpgIn an event frighteningly reminiscent of my thirteenth birthday party, Madonna was shocked at the MTV Europe Music Awards (EMAs) when host Ali G called her a transvestite. Walking onto the stage after the singer’s performance of Hung Up, Ali G’s alter ego Borat Sagdiyev said

Welcome to the 2005 Eurovision Song Contest. The singer before me – who was he? It was very courageous of MTV to start the show with a genuine transvestite.”

As much as I’d like to disagree with the man, when I look at the pictures below my penis weeps. Like I’ve repeatedly told my grandma, at a certain age it just doesn’t look good when you dress like a whore. Or when you slip your hand down my pants at the family reunion and call me your little poodle-pastry.

Thanks to Tess for the tip.

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