In an event frighteningly reminiscent of my thirteenth birthday party, Madonna was shocked at the MTV Europe Music Awards (EMAs) when host Ali G called her a transvestite. Walking onto the stage after the singer’s performance of Hung Up, Ali G’s alter ego Borat Sagdiyev said
Welcome to the 2005 Eurovision Song Contest. The singer before me – who was he? It was very courageous of MTV to start the show with a genuine transvestite.”
As much as I’d like to disagree with the man, when I look at the pictures below my penis weeps. Like I’ve repeatedly told my grandma, at a certain age it just doesn’t look good when you dress like a whore. Or when you slip your hand down my pants at the family reunion and call me your little poodle-pastry.
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The senile old bat forgot to put her damn pants on!
omg! that scares me, gosh forgive me but whenever i look at those pics my eyes go right between her legs…i am still searching for the taped down bulge. additionally her paleness scares quite a bit too.
As fantastic as she looks, it’s just never very attractive to wear underwear and nylons- and nothing else. The large jacket isn’t too tactful either.