After being photographed in Beverly Hills earlier in the week, Ali Lohan (above) has been accused of getting plastic surgery, or at minimum Botox, along with starving herself to death presumably via a diet of coke scraps left over by Lindsay which I’m clearly joking about because Lindsay would crack Ali’s face open and snort out the residue if she ever touched one granule. RadarOnline reports:
In an exclusive statement to RadarOnline.com, Ali’s powerhouse publicist, Steve Honig says: “Aliana has never had any type of plastic surgery in her life, nor has she ever considered it. Her success as a model lies with her natural looks and she has no interest in changing that.
“During the past two years, she has gone through a normal teenage growth spurt that has made her taller and slimmer. It has also slightly changed the composure of her face, all of which is typical of what happens to kids in their mid to late teens. It’s what most people refer to as the awkward stage. Ali is growing up, that’s all.”
Ali’s modeling agency has also chimed in and denied the reports because you can always trust an industry that’s barely one step removed from trafficking sex slaves:
“As a young girl who is growing up, it’s natural for her facial features to change slightly, and we see this with many of the younger models we represent. Aliana is a beautiful 17-year-old girl who is growing into her face and body, as is the norm for someone of her age.
Keep in mind the Lohan family has a proud history of selling exclusive statements denying clear, obvious facts, so you can safely assume that not only has Ali had plastic surgery, but Dina did it herself with an old pen-knife and a bottle of Beefeater. “Now, remember Aliana, I’ll pour a little bit onto the incisions, but if you don’t catch it all in this glass I swear to God I’ll shove you right back in my womb and abort you. Love you!”
Photos: Splash News
Wow, Ali’s looking a little haggard. :(
above?
Here’s what I think: Ali was never a beauty, even when growing up. Her mom was upset with this and tried to remodel her little daughter, by changing her hair and eyes colour, using excessive make up on her, and finally getting surgery. And NOT only to her boobs.
If these are pictures of Ali Lohan … she should sue her doctor.
Wait, is this a mispost or did the plastic surgery Ali got turned her into Russell Brand?
Damn, and we thought Heidi Montag’s work was awful.
Check out the thread from two days ago – “mike” called it, Fish seconded it.
http://www.thesuperficial.com/lindsay-ali-lohan-blonde-too-skinny-09-2011#comments
I beat him by three hours, haha
I saw that, congrats! What the hell did the Fish do, start the post in “Crap that we missed” and then move it? Because if I missed it in “Crap that we missed” that means I missed it twice.
I demand compensation for my recognition of Ali Lohan looking like Russell Brand, as noted here: http://www.thesuperficial.com/lindsay-ali-lohan-blonde-too-skinny-09-2011/0907-ali-lohan-01
snap! got ya Fish. ;)
Ummmmm…….she looks delicious.
Not exactly shooting for the moon, are you?
Yeah. No plastic surgery. As if. Look at that beard.
OMG I about spit my drink everywhere!! They do sorta look alike now… Classic LOL
She’s got a nice beard.
So does Katy Perry, apparently.
bearded clam
Chaz Bono’s doctor could learn a thing or three from Ali’s.
Actually, I think it was Chastity’s intention to look like the man Dean Wormer warned us about becoming.
Russell Brand? I thought it was Anne Hathaway.
Thank you for this, Superficial Writer Guy. I laughed so hard that I snorted.
Where do you live? Can I come over?
Nice!
HAHAH!! I love you guys!! (I hate this douche)
Wow! Sue the bastard that did HER plastic surgery! WTF!
The fuck?
Hell, who am I kidding… I’d still hit it. :(
Best she’s ever looked.
personally, I like a women with a larger clitoris.
I’d go gay for that anyway Ali
There seems to be a pretty clear message being sent here:
Everyone: OMG, Ali Lohan looks skeletal…totally anorexic!
Lohan press rep: Ali has absolutely NOT had plastic surgery!
Evern more ridiculous when you consider girls don’t get “growth spurts” at 17 – not unless they’re actually teenage boys.
Human growth hormon. Explains her “growth spurt”: gettting taller. extremes (nose, jaw, fingers etc.) gettting longer, face getting more skeletal structure.
The “growth spurt” is bullshit, it’s a lame attempt to explain what looks like an eating disorder by spinning it as “she’s grown so tall overnight that her weight hasn’t caught up yet!” As I said before, girls get their growth spurts well before boys do for a reason – and even if menarche hits as late as 15, they still don’t tend to grow much more than 2″ after that.
As to HGH, if she’s not planning to play hoops professionally, why would she be taking that? Acromegaly would be a better explanation, but I don’t see any sign of that – I just someone who looks really underweight. Sad.
She might need HGH if she is not naturally tall enough for a serious model. Lindsay is not tall either, as far as I recall.
Hey! Thats not ali. Why does she have facial hairs?
Fish–you are bordering on cruel vs just plain old bad taste.
She is 17 and probably anorexic–something that is very serious.
Just because her last name is Lohan–does not condone you
and your “fans” to go off on her. Rethink this please.
she puts herself out there so she’s fair game
I agree. as there are ways to avoid going into a pap photo shoot.
She is a fashion model. She makes money by being skinny and posing for pictures that appear in magazines. If she is anorexic it is to meet the demands of the industry and encouraged by her family. Not pointing it out only leads to the enablers reinforcing her denial.
POWW PoS: Get a grip, dude. She is a model. She didn’t develop an eating disorder because of Fish, and she isn’t going to stop because we mock her. If you are looking for sensitivity and support, you may wish to avoid a website called “the superficial”. Figure it out.
PS you are fat.
You get a grip China Man. No where on my post did I accuse the superficial writer of helping her “develope an eating disorder” I simply suggested because of her AGE and the SERIOUSNESS of anorexia, that maybe this is one post that might have crossed the line. Obviously I am alone in this view.
As far as her being a model—I doubt she’ll actually HAVE A MODELING CAREER—TRY AS HER MOTHER (AND I USE THAT WORD LOOSELY) tries to make it happen.
PS You must have a little pecker
POWW: If she is old enough to be modelling, she old enough for me to make fun of. Anorexia isn’t a serious problem: most chicks go through some kind of eating disorder at some point, then they grow out of it. For Western women “grow” is the operative word. America does have a body size related health problem, and it ain’t being too thin.
PS: my pecker is little – but it satisfies me just fine. I will make make three smart children with it, and they will all go to college and earn more money than you.
China Superfifical: “Anorexia isn’t a serious problem: most chicks go through some kind of eating disorder at some point, then they grow out of it.”
That is the single most ignorant thing I’ve ever read. If you actually believed that, which you probably don’t, I would want to inquire who was doing the typing for you, since you are obviously a non differentiated amoeba in a petri dish.
How do you intend to have smart babies? Imprison a smart lady and knock her up?
If she offed someone she would get tried as an adult.
Tia’s Boss: Incidence in Americans: 0.3-1%. Average duration 1.7 years.
” Even in severe cases of AN, despite a noted 30% relapse rate after hospitalization, and a lengthy time to recovery ranging from 57–79 months, the full recovery rate was still 76%. There were minimal cases of relapse even at the long term follow-up conducted between 10–15 years.”
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anorexia_nervosa#Epidemiology
Feel free to to check CDC or Wikipedia for actual facts, rather than emotional status affiliation.
Again, because you ignored it: America has a health problem. It isn’t being too thin.
Hahahaha! Awkward stage, did her own publicist just call her ugly? I think he did. Hahahahaha! Loads of successful ugly models out there! Notice she’s not actually modelling or anything either. She needs to be in school or she’ll end up ignorant like her washed up sister.
This is some truly inspired photo selection. Well done, Fish, well done.
lol @ ali has a publicist.
I think the Lohans get a volume discount.
Wait, I thought plastic surgery was supposed to make someone better looking… super fail.
EPIC fail … she was ugly to start with … such unfortunate looks, poor kid. Even worse than the Willis kids.
Come on guys, this is just not fair. These pictures were taken before she went in for the waxing.
What about some photos of Monica Bellucci in the Venice Film Festival? She looks ABSOLUTELY F***ing HOT there
Wow. I bet Lindsay is pissed that Ali is the hotter sister now.
Where the hell is everyone getting “pretty” and “beautiful” ?? The kid is ugly as sin !! Gah !! Before AND after the surgery.
….Ditto!!—Sin should be so ugly….Artofwar
So Ali Lohan is a gay ex-junky with a hot beard? Sweet, Dina must be proud.
this is so funny.
Wait, what? I’m so confused right now.
Gebus, Ali Lohan looks like she’s been kept hidden in a concentration camp. Emaciated & nasty.
As for the self serving bullshit announcement the modeling agency put out, who cares. They’re one step above child pornograpghers anyway…
“Dina did it herself with an old pen-knife and a bottle of Beefeater”
Oh man I loled on this one. I can picture it :)
She’s never looked better.
shave and a samich…sayin…
Yeah, as we grow older, the huge bump on the bridge our hook-nose flattens out, and then awhile later the tip halves in size. That’s just natural maturing.
She really ought to sue that doctor; she’s been turned into an overly hirsute British dude.
That one single picture of Ali that everyone is going ape shit over is so obviously a fake! Photoshopped.
this is hilarious
Oh wait, I thougth she was a girl.
hahahhahha great picture
desnect into alcoholism, Dina is working her younger daughter too handing teenage Ali Lohan over to modeling sharks amidst speculation that the 17 year old has had cosmetic