Ali Lohan Denies Getting Plastic Surgery, Is ‘Just Growing Up,’ You Guys

After being photographed in Beverly Hills earlier in the week, Ali Lohan (above) has been accused of getting plastic surgery, or at minimum Botox, along with starving herself to death presumably via a diet of coke scraps left over by Lindsay which I’m clearly joking about because Lindsay would crack Ali’s face open and snort out the residue if she ever touched one granule. RadarOnline reports:

In an exclusive statement to, Ali’s powerhouse publicist, Steve Honig says: “Aliana has never had any type of plastic surgery in her life, nor has she ever considered it. Her success as a model lies with her natural looks and she has no interest in changing that.
“During the past two years, she has gone through a normal teenage growth spurt that has made her taller and slimmer. It has also slightly changed the composure of her face, all of which is typical of what happens to kids in their mid to late teens. It’s what most people refer to as the awkward stage. Ali is growing up, that’s all.”

Ali’s modeling agency has also chimed in and denied the reports because you can always trust an industry that’s barely one step removed from trafficking sex slaves:

“As a young girl who is growing up, it’s natural for her facial features to change slightly, and we see this with many of the younger models we represent. Aliana is a beautiful 17-year-old girl who is growing into her face and body, as is the norm for someone of her age.

Keep in mind the Lohan family has a proud history of selling exclusive statements denying clear, obvious facts, so you can safely assume that not only has Ali had plastic surgery, but Dina did it herself with an old pen-knife and a bottle of Beefeater. “Now, remember Aliana, I’ll pour a little bit onto the incisions, but if you don’t catch it all in this glass I swear to God I’ll shove you right back in my womb and abort you. Love you!”

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